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Today sucked, Waterboy thought, sighing deeply as he locked the stall door behind him.
He plopped down on the shut toilet seat, hugging his knees tightly to his chest.
You would think superheroes would be, y'know, super at regular stuff, like not destroying the break room every other hour.
Frankly, the number of alien heroes who didn’t know they couldn’t microwave tinfoil was quite concerning.
He’d already put out 3 microwave fires just this shift!
Waterboy sighed.
Maybe I should’ve been a fireman instead… Waterboy the Fireman has a nice ring to it-
Suddenly, the sound of a lady’s voice ripped him from his thoughts.
“I had a dream last night that we were fucking.”
Waterboy held back a squeak.
Invisigal? What is she doing in the- the men’s room?
After a beat, a deep male voice responded.
“Oh yeah? How did I do?”
Mecha- I mean, Robert?!
Glancing through the stall gaps, he saw the man standing at a sink with Invisigal sprawled out lazily on the counter beside him.
She sighed.
“I didn’t finish.”
“Not what I asked,” he said sharply. “We’re talking about me.”
A sharp clink rang out as something metal dropped into the sink.
In one fluid motion, Robert stepped smoothly between Invisigal’s outstretched legs, trapping her against the counter.
“So, is this why you’ve been acting so weird all day?”
He dragged a hand up her thigh before continuing.
“Picking fights, teasing me?”
“Maybe,” she said, parting her legs slightly, “but I think both of us know it goes a little deeper than that.”
Robert chuckled.
Waterboy’s dick twitched.
Oh no no no, get ahold of yourself, Herm.
He squeezed his knees together, trying desperately to think of anything to stop his rapidly hardening boner from getting worse.
Robert leaned in closer, resting his hand on the mirror behind Invisigal.
“Oh, I can show you deeper.”
“I’d like to see you try, bitch. Y’know, I never said who was fucking who in my dream -“
“Visi. You can drop the act now. I know you want me. And that you want me however you can get me. And right now, the only way you’re getting me is if you play nice.”
He lifted the hand on her thigh up to grip her chin, pulling her face impossibly close to his.
“Do you understand?”
O-oh my god-
Invisigal glared at him with narrowed eyes before eventually relenting with a dramatic huff, tearing her flushed face from his grasp.
“Fine, but if you think next time is gonna go like this—”
“Next time? Someone’s awfully eager, aren’t they?”
“J-just shut the fuck u-”
Robert cut her off with a bruising kiss, pressing his hips into her lap.
Immediately, her hands snaked around his thin waist, grasping at him harshly as she groaned into his mouth.
In his stall, Waterboy was rock fucking hard. Despite his best efforts, the scene unfolding outside was just impossible to ignore. It was singlehandedly the hottest thing he’d ever experienced in his entire life, and all of it was going straight to his dick.
The throbbing, aching member strained against the waterproof fabric of his wetsuit, making an incredibly obvious, incredibly large bulge.
Water began to drip down his temples as he spiraled into panic.
Oh no no no, what am I going to do now? I can’t go back out looking like this, everyone will see it and think I’m some p-pervert! And there’s only 25 more minutes before my break ends, I’ll never be able to calm down in time-
Waterboy froze as a very dangerous thought appeared to him.
What if I… no, no I couldn’t possibly! That would be so unprofessional.
The devil on his shoulder whispered that fucking your coworker in the men’s bathroom was also unprofessional, which, admittedly, was a good point. If they started it, could he really be blamed for… mitigating the effects of their unprofessional conduct?
Surely not, he reasoned.
I mean, if it’s just for… practicality, it can’t be wrong.
… Right?
Another moan rang out, sending a hot pulse of arousal through his abdomen.
R-Right.
With trembling hands, Waterboy slowly unzipped his wetsuit, shivering as the cool air hit his damp, flushed skin. Inch by inch, the pale expanse of his neck, chest, and stomach was exposed. With one final tug, his dick popped out and hung low between his legs. He held back a hiss as he took himself into his hand, his long, limber fingers wrapping around the thick base.
“R-Robert.”
Waterboy’s eyes snapped back to the thin gap in the doorway.
Invisigal had her legs crossed at the small of Robert’s back, writhing against him as he sucked and kissed at her collarbone.
“We need to get into a stall, anyone could walk in and-“
With a final kiss to her chest, Robert pulled back, tugging her off the counter along with him.
Kissing and fumbling at each other's clothes, they hurriedly made their way to the nearest stall.
The stall directly beside the one Waterboy currently occupied.
As soon as the door shut, Invisagal was roughly shoved against the shared wall between their cubicles.
The hard sound of a kneecap hitting particle board soon followed.
“Grind on my leg, Visi.”
The rough slide of fabric on fabric and Invisigal’s short, breathy whimpers filled the air.
Waterboy slid his damp hand up the length of his cock and squeezed, biting hard at his lip to keep his own whimpers down.
“M-More. Want your fingers.”
Robert hummed knowingly.
“Ask nicely.”
“ I- fuck. Robert. Please. I need your fingers in me, want to be full, full of you, just please.
“God, you beg so well.”
After some quiet shuffling, Waterboy saw Invisigal’s pants fall to the floor, pooling at her ankles under the cubicle wall.
She and Robert groaned in unison.
“So fucking loose for me.”
“S-shut up- hahh oh my god Robert-”
Wet noises spilled from under the wall as Robert pumped his fingers inside her cunt.
Waterboy stroked his dick in time with the sounds, slick with the sloppy mix of water and precum that leaked from his tip. He struggled to keep his feet planted atop the toilet seat as his legs involuntarily spread wider and wider with every pump.
He had to admit it was a little… exhilarating, letting go like this.
Touching himself while his coworkers were finger-fucking not even three feet away from him.
While Mecha Man had his fingers shoved inside someone, probably staring her in the eyes as she clenched around his scarred, gorgeous fingers.
Suddenly, the reality that he was listening to his favorite hero like this washed over him again, leaving him almost dizzy with the force of how fucking horny it made him.
A cry of frustration pulled him from his thoughts.
“Put it in already, asshole,” Invisigal growled out. “I’m loose enough and you know it.”
“Turn around then.”
Waterboy saw her feet shuffle around, kicking her pants from her ankles as she leaned into position against the thin wall.
“You’re doing such a good job playing nice Visi. Was this all I needed to do to get you to listen to me? Shove you around a little, stick my fingers in you?”
“Fuck off-”
Robert dropped to his knees.
A strangled gasp slipped from her mouth as he pressed his face to her pussy.
The sounds he made as he ate her out were downright obscene. The wet squelch of his tongue lapping at her entrance, licking, sucking, and prodding, all while he grunted and groaned like the taste was something he genuinely craved.
Based on the sizable bulge in his slacks, he probably did. Waterboy had a full view of his lap under the door as he brought a trembling hand down to cup at his erection. After a few moments of short-lived restraint, Robert unzipped his pants and pulled his dick out.
Waterboy drooled.
H-holy shit.
His fingers trailed down its length, gripping tightly on the shaft as his thumb moved to rub at the leaking tip. His hips stuttered as he pumped his hand up and down, pressing himself even further into Invisigal as she gasped and whimpered above him.
Waterboy matched his thrusts, keeping his eyes glued to the other man’s cock as he touched his own.
Within minutes, Robert doubled over, squeezing down at the base of his dick, clearly resisting his impending orgasm.
Oh my god, did he almost cum just from… that?
Panting heavily, he pulled back and rose to his feet. He pressed his body against Invisigal.
When he spoke, his voice sounded absolutely wrecked.
“Hey. Uh, before we go any further, are you, you know-”
“Oh my god you massive fucking prude, yes, I’m clean and on the pill, just shut the hell up and fuck me already.”
“Alright, alright, jeez.”
Waterboy heard a wet slap as he pressed his cock against her hole.
“What’s the magic word?” he asked smugly.
Invisigal let out an aggravated huff.
“Please, you assh-”
The air was punched from her lungs as he drove his dick inside her.
A low moan formed deep in his throat as he set the pace, thrusting fast and hard.
“You’re so wet for me baby, fuck.”
She whimpered.
With his voice so close and water dripping from every pore, Waterboy could almost pretend Robert was talking to him. With a shuddering breath, he leaned to press his head against the wall. He could feel it shake with each deep thrust as Invisigal was fucked against the other side.
“You’ve been teasing me all day, you needy fucking slut. Is this what you wanted? Getting fucked in a bathroom stall where anyone could walk in and hear those pretty noises you’re making?”
“N-no.”
“…Oh you like that?”
“I said no-”
Robert hummed.
“Y’know, this whole denial bit would be a lot more believable if I couldn’t feel you clenching down on my dick.”
He let out a low laugh.
“God you’re so easy, are you really that desperate for me?”
“F-fuck you.”
“In your dreams Visi. Right now, I’m the one doing the fucking. And you like it that way, don’t you baby?”
Abruptly, Robert stilled his movements and lowered his voice.
“Say it, say you love my dick.”
Waterboy bit down on his hand as he struggled not to speak. The words felt like lead, pressing heavy on his tongue.
I- I love your dick.
“Say it.”
“Fine! God, I love your stupid dick, and I want you, need you, to fuck me with it, just move already, please Robert, I-”
He quickly complied, resuming the same brutal pace as before.
“See, that wasn’t so hard now, was it?”
After a few more thrusts, his movements began to grow sloppy, erratic.
“Shit. V-Visi,” he panted, “I’m gonna cum soon, I’m sorry I can’t hold out much longer-”
“Don’t- hah, don’t apologize, just cum inside-”
A choked-out groan fell from his lips.
“Fuckkk, Visi, baby I- I’m-”
Robert cried out as he came, slamming his palm onto the wall as his knees buckled underneath him.
On the other side, Waterboy desperately fucked into his palm, squeezing his eyes shut as he pushed himself over the edge too. Dizzying heat coursed through his body, each moan and grunt drifting from the other stall sending shivers down his spine, even as he shot ropes of cum into his hand.
Robert slid to the floor.
In the afterglow, the soft sounds of him kissing down Invisigal’s thighs echoed through the air.
“Turn around,” he murmured, “ Lemme finish you off.”
“But you just-’
“Don’t care. Wanna make you feel good Visi.”
“O-okay,” she responded, breathless.
By the time Invisigal came, arching against the wall and whimpering Robert’s name, Waterboy had quietly cleaned the mess of cum from his hands.
With a few minutes still left before his break ended, he curled back up in his spot on the toilet lid, resting his head on his knees with a small, flustered smile.
Maybe today didn’t suck that bad after all.