The Ilya Rozanov Exposé

NHL clown patrol @leagueofbozos
Replying to @leagueofbozos
just realized that i can see his whole ass phone screen
NHL clown patrol @leagueofbozos
Replying to @leagueofbozos
HE’S SEXTING SOME WOMAN NAMED JANE
NHL clown patrol @leagueofbozos
Replying to @leagueofbozos
ok you nosy bitches here’s the proof

Photo 1: A picture of Ilya Rozanov sat at a table in a coffee shop in Ottawa

Photo 2: A picture of Ilya Rozanov scrolling on his phone in line for a coffee, taken from the back. His phone screen is clearly visible

Photo 3 and 4: Zoomed in photos of his phone screen. His texts are clearly legible.

Ilya:

I’ve been thinking about fucking your mouth ever since I left the house

Jane:

Knock it off

Aren’t you supposed to be in a meeting

Ilya:

Yes

Wiebe is late

More important

Do you know where YOU are supposed to be?

Jane:

???

Ilya:

On your knees for me

Jane:

Ilya stop

Ilya:

Why

Are you horny

Jane:

Asshole

Ilya:

So that’s a yes

Jane:

Yes

You should come back and fix that

Ilya:

Can’t

I’m in a meeting

Perez Hilton ✅ @PerezHilton

Viral: Married "gay" hockey star Ilya Rozanov caught IN PUBLIC sexting mystery woman. WITH RECEIPTS! https://perezhilton.com/ilya-rozanov-spotte…

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OMG - Is Ilya Rozanov CHEATING on Rose Landry's ex Shane Hollander?

Hold onto your helmets, hockey fans, because the love story everyone has been swooning over might be skating straight into an ice-cold scandal. Rumor has it that Ottawa Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov is cheating on his All-Star Hockey husband Shane Hollander. And yes, contrary to the sport that they play, the receipts are absolutely scorching.

Pictures have surfaced showing the allegedly “happily married” hockey player sitting in an Ottawa coffee shop, completely glued to his phone, texting a woman identified only as “Jane”. And these messages? Let me tell you honey, they are not your casual “hey, what’s up?” text you’d send a friend. They are explicit, lusty, and steamier than whatever latte Rozanov ordered that day.

The viral screenshots (we’ve all seen them) show Rozanov sending messages like:

“I’ve been thinking about ******* your mouth ever since I left the house” and “You’re supposed to be on your knees for me”.

Questions are flying: Is this a full-blown affair? Will Shane Hollander stay with him? Could this be the end of hockey’s most beloved (and most scandalous) power couple?

Fans are speculating that a heart-broken Hollander might turn back to his movie star ex: Rose Landry. The two have been spotted together recently, and the gossip mill is spinning: Are they really “just friends,” or did Landry see an opening and shoot her shot? Only time will tell.

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Ellie 🩷🏒 @snelliee

First of all why the fuck is p*rez h*lton involving himself in family business second of all what the fuck is going on

talia @femmenomenon

I don’t even go here but cheating THAT obviously??? in PUBLIC??? brightness on 100%??? while ordering a latte???

juniper @hotmesswarrior

I KNEWWWWWW they looked too happy

Juniper @hotmesswarrior
Replying to @hotmesswarrior
No couple that beautiful makes it to the finish line.
char @shanecomehome
Replying to @hotmesswarrior
Cut the fucking cameras

Pass around party bottom @flowersforjonas

sooo what i’m hearing is shane hollander is single 👀

Fran @fr4nny
Replying to @flowersforjonas
in the nicest way possible i just don't think shane hollander is in the market for a pass around party bottom

ELI @rooooselandry

holy Hollanov divorce speedrun

ruby @ruuubeee
Replying to @rooooselandry
no like I need to see a video or something to confirm this because i refuse to believe it and that could literally be someone else (it’s definitely him but i’m choosing to stay delusional)

syd @slapshotsecrets

ok cheating unethical and bad we all know this but genuine question: whoooooo is that horny at 12:15 in the afternoon on a TUESDAY

Willa @rozwhore

not defending ilya at all here but shouldn’t we wait for a statement or something before burning him at the stake

riri @boodslut
Replying to @rozwhore
girl 💀 what statement could get him out of this mess
Willa @rozwhore
Replying to @rozwhore @boodslut
idk maybe they have an open marriage
riri @boodslut
Replying to @rozwhore @boodslut
Darling you are grasping at straws but I can’t lie I am right there grasping with you

pike girl autumn @pikepikebaby

“Fans are speculating that a heart-broken Hollander might turn back to his movie star ex: Rose Landry” shane hollander did not get caught by the whole world making out with a man in 4K to be called straight by perez hilton

Viv @catparent
Replying to @pikepikebaby
LET THEM QUEEN OUT IN PEACE

rip montreal voyageurs @rebecca_jones

i can’t BELIEVE shane left the voyageurs for this man only to be done dirty like this

Jonah @rozanderluvr
Replying to @rebecca_jones
Okay but let’s not forget that the voyageurs are pieces of shit
rip montreal voyageurs @rebecca_jones
Replying to @rebecca_jones @rozanderluvr
u got me there

Joseph @cenzforlife

Now how can I blame the Hollanov divorce on Hayden Pike

pike girl autumn @pikepikebaby
Replying to @cenzforlife
HAYDEN PIKE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY

Scott Hunter era @yasmin81

does ilya rozanov have more hours in the day than other people like where does that man find the time to cheat

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Nora 💫 @noranotes

imagine being rose landry and waking up to find your name trending because of your gay ex boyfriend’s husband’s alleged mistress

Zane Boodram ✅ @BoodZane
New ep of BBQ’ing with Bood tonight! @OttawaCentaurs

amelia @amskates
Replying to @BoodZane
is ilya rozanov cheating on shane hollander????

TMZ ✅ @TMZ

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TMZ

NHL Couple Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Spotted HOLDING HANDS Amid Cheating and Divorce Rumors

By TMZ Staff

Has the plot surrounding Ottawa Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov and his hockey-star husband Shane Hollander just taken yet another unexpected turn?

Only a couple days after social media lit up with pictures showing Rozanov exchanging explicit messages with a woman named “Jane”, the couple was spotted walking hand-in-hand and grabbing lunch in downtown Ottawa. The sighting came as a shock to hockey fans, who spent much of last week bracing themselves for what many assumed was an inevitable divorce.

The witnesses who called in the tip say the two looked calm, engaged in quiet conversation and looked largely unbothered by the storm still raging online. While getting a sandwich together isn’t exactly a grand display of affection, it was enough to send the internet into yet another round of speculation. Are they working things out? Were the screenshots faked? Or are they simply putting up a united front while fighting it out in private?

The scandal erupted four days ago when a Twitter user shared photos from a coffee shop showing a man clearly identifiable as Rozanov sending sexually explicit messages to a woman. The post went viral almost instantly and has prompted fan theories, dozens of think pieces and more than one celebrity commentator throwing their hat in the ring.

Adding another layer to the conversation, many fans have pointed out that Hollander and Rozanov are currently the only married couple in the NHL, making them a rare and highly visible symbol of gay representation in a sport that has historically shunned it. Many speculate that that might be the reason that the two are going out of their way to avoid a very public divorce, not just for themselves but to protect the sense of progress their marriage has come to represent.

Whether today’s appearance signals reconciliation, damage control or is simply the calm before the storm, one thing is clear: this story is far from cooling off.

Ellie 🩷🏒 @snelliee
WHY IS TMZ IN FAMILY BUSINESS AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOON

Tara 🏹🐎 @tarantulaaa
Replying to @snelliee
I swear to god nobody gave a fuck about the nhl two weeks ago

mads 🏒💔 @goaliegirlie

So we're all pretending that holding hands cancels out public cheating??? Be fucking serious

Troy Barrett Centaurs ✅ @TBarrett17

If next practice doesn’t become a mandatory phones-in-a-basket situation I’ll be shocked

Zane Boodram ✅ @BoodZane
Replying to @TBarrett17
If next practice doesn’t become a mandatory phones-in-a-basket situation *AGAIN
Luca Haas ✅ @LucaHaasSchwiiz
Replying to @TBarrett17 @BoodZane
No comment

juniper @hotmesswarrior
Oh so everybody a Centaurs fan all of a sudden? Quick, name three times Shane Hollander has called Ilya Rozanov an asshole on live television

Tara 🏹🐎 @tarantulaaa

Okay I’m starting to believe those texts were fake or something because why would they be frollicking down the streets of Ottawa holding hands if Rozanov cheated

Kian @gaymayflower
Replying to @tarantulaaa
if those screenshots are fake the person who made them needs to go into special effects IMMEDIATELY
Tara 🏹🐎 @tarantulaaa
Replying to @tarantulaaa @gaymayflower
like why are you fabricating gay hockey gossip you’re needed on the set of Wicked
NHL clown patrol @leagueofbozos
Replying to @tarantulaaa
Girl I can send you the video I took my screenshots from lmao i promise they’re real

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

As many of you know, my husband Ilya and I had to keep our relationship private for a long time before we came out publicly. Back then, it wasn’t easy to communicate the way we wanted without raising questions, so we put each other in our phones under fake names. (1/2)

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
So to finally answer the question everyone’s been asking: who is Jane? Jane is me. There has been no cheating, only a husband who thinks that he’s a comedian and hasn’t updated my contact info in fifteen years (2/2)
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
For legal reasons my husband is exaggerating. I updated his contact photo. Once. In 2011.
Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @Rozanov81
Nevermind, we are getting divorced after all

Willa @rozwhore

so long story short we were all cancelling ilya for cheating on his husband with his husband? good lord why couldn’t i have picked soccer players to stan instead

pike girl autumn @pikepikebaby
Replying to @rozwhore
I don't care whose fault this shitshow was! Hayden Pike not involved and innocent!
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
Replying to @rozwhore @pikepikebaby
For once

Rose Landry ✅ @roselandry
You know, it would be soooo chill if the tabloids could stop accusing me of secretly lusting after my married gay ex boyfriend

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer 🔁 Rose Landry ✅ @roselandry

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
Replying to @roselandry @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
my bad

Notes:

I am on Twitter now ! Please come say hi and hang

To those who saw this appear and then dissapear, I made a mistake uploading it and it somehow uploaded to the first of December which was really weird (and probably my fault by clicking something I wasn't supposed to)

So the backstory for this is that I've been working on two fics that are slightly longer and heavier (The Rose Landry Archive and The Montreal Voyageurs Report) but I wanted to write something fun and light and not too fussy and then I watched the show and it reminded me of the fact that Shane and Ilya had each other saved under Jane and Lily lmao

Tell me all your thoughts in the comments, I can't wait to read them!! Bye!!

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