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One day, Hop was looking out onto the sea and was like "Man, this is so beautiful." Meanwhile, Leon was back at home and discovered
something in Hop's room. He found a photo, like those ones you get from the photo booths at arcades or carnivals. A young boy with white
hair was in the photo, and HOP WAS KISSING HIM. Leon couldn't believe this. "First bloodied up N, now this?" He groaned. "That bloke needs
to not keep so many secrets from the monarch himself." Leon heard the door open. It must be hop, he thought. Well, it was, so he was right.
Leon approached Hop as he made his way up the stairs "Uh oh," Hop said "What is it this time, monarch?" Leon showed him the photo. "I
found a gay photo in your room." He said bluntly. Hop saw the photo and took a second to process what he said before trying to get it back
from the bloke. Leon gave it back to him without a fight. "I'm sorry, bud, but I wish you wouldn't keep secrets from me like this." Hop shuffled
sheepishly on the spot like he was talking to his crush or something. "Sorry, bro, but I just thought you wouldn't like him, and wouldn't like that
I was gay." Leon chuckled. "Oh Hoppy, it's not that, I just dont want you keeping secrets." Leon looked down and a black shadow appeared
over his eyes. "Infact, I'm something of a bicon myself." Hop was taken aback for a second. "SO YOU CAN KEEP SECRETS BUT NOT ME?"
Leon was surprised by his anger. "Hop! I'm sorry! I ... I just wasn't sure how you would take it yourself... Let's both agree to not keep secrets
from each other, alright?" Hop collected himself and nodded his head. "Yeah, I agree." They looked around for a second not really sure what
to say next. "Hey, Hop, do you think you could bring that chap by sometime? I would fancy meeting him." Hop switched from a somewhat
flustered mood to being happy again. "Yeah! I'll bring him by today! It's only 8:00." (Or 8:00 AM for the 12 Hour Time folks) Leon laughed. "Oh
Hop, you're cuter than Nicole The Holo-Lynx." Hop paused for a second. "Who?" Leon waved his hand in a circle. "Oh right, if we're sharing our
stuff now I should show you my Sonic comics sometime..." But whilst he was still on that thought, Hop had already started to get ready for
his partner to come over. Hop had made some tea and set the kettle onto the supper table. Hop called the mysterious chap on his Rotom
Phone and told him to come over. After that, they waited for a few minutes. Shortly after making the call he arrived. Hop went to the door,
and his Wooloo followed him as well out of curiosity. Hop opened the door. "Hello, Bede!" He said waving at the speed of light. "Hi." Bede said
as he walked into the doorway. Wooloo bounded at Bede. "Wooloo!" Hop shouted, already sat down. "Hmm, your pet sure is, rowdy." Hop
gave Wooloo pets. "Yeah, he sure is!" Leon had helped Hop prepare but Hop did most of it. He was quite proud. "Hop, why dont you pour him
a cup of tea?" "He's your guest, after all." Hop grasped the kettle. "Oh right, here you go!" He poured the black tea into Bede's cup. Bede added
a sugar cube and a bit of milk to it. Leon looked at Bede with a friendly expression. "So, I'm Leon. The monarch and older brother to Hop."
"What's your name?" Bede took a sip of his tea with as much elegance as he could muster. "My name is Bede." "Nice to meet you."
Wooloo charged into the table. "What. What the? What?" Hop said in shock as the table was launched out the window and all the tea went to
pot, or should I say, kettle? Haha. "WOOLOO NO! WOOLOO NO NO NO NO NO!" Wooloo had destroyed, everything. Everything was ruined.
Bede would break up with him now, right? No, not at all. The chance of that happening is very low. Bede was like shrugging and he said "Man,
it's okay." Hop was so happy to hear that. "Really?" And they kissed. Leon was the proudest monarch in all the lands.
The end!