Archive of Our Own ^beta

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     CHANNEL: Main

     4:36 p.m.

Punk_♡ added ‘Loha, Blue, and 16 others

Punk_♡: Yoooooo

Green Edgelord dude: change my display name rn Punk

Punk_♡: Nah sorry I like it

Green Edgelord dude: I am in your walls

Punk_♡: Okay fuckk fineeeee

Punk_♡ changed Green Edgelord dude’s display name to Rider

Punk_♡: Ur so boring bro

‘Loha: i like my name

Punk_♡: Oh right Lo I forgor to ask you whats ur actual username

‘Loha: PumpDaddy_C

Punk_♡: Bro what 😭

‘Loha: i got dared to one time

Blue: Hi guys (^o^)丿

Punk_♡: Yooooooo wassup Gogs

Rider: Oh. Hi

Punk_♡: HAHA GAYYYY

Rider: STOP BULLYING ME >:(

Punk_♡: NEVERRRR lol

Blue: Ooh my username is different

Blue: How did you do that?

Punk_♡: Its ur display name for the gc want me to change it?

Blue: Gc? And no, I like it, thank you

‘Loha: you are literally an angel Goggles

‘Loha: oh yeah it means ‘group chat’

Blue: Oh, thank you!

Orange dude i already forgot the name of: Stop spamming me, please.

Orange dude i already forgot the name of: Wait, what?

Orange dude i already forgot the name of: Why is my username that?

Punk_♡: Oop right

Punk_♡ changed Orange dude i already forgot the name of’s display name to Army

‘Loha: hi bestie :)

Punk_♡: Haiiii :D

Army: Hello.

Punk_♡: Bro chill you don’t gotta be so serious

Rider: Even I’m not like that over text

Asymmetry: Oh hi guys!

Rider: WHAT??!?!?!?!??!!!??!

Rider: Why did you add her?!

Punk_♡: Shes my friend dude

Asymmetry: Ohmigosh hi bro!!

Punk_♡: I didn’t think you guys knew each other

Punk_♡: Plus, shes one of them queers :3

Punk_♡: I hate myself

Rider: You should

‘Loha: rude

Army: I am going to leave now.

Punk_♡: Sure :3

‘Loha: wait what were you saying about queers

Punk_♡: LMAOOO noooooooo idea

Asymmetry: idk im transfem close enough hehe >///<

Punk_♡: giggles

Blue: I gotta go get lunch with the rest of Team Blue. I'm not gonna be able to respond for a bit, thanks for understanding :D

Rider: Why are you actually an angel

Punk_♡: 🤨📸

‘Loha: 👀📸🏳️‍🌈

Rider: THIS IS BULLSHIT YOU SAID HE WAS AN ANGEL TOOAJJGTGFCRTYUJHTRTRYUJHBV

‘Loha: i know but its you so its gay :D

Asymmetry: Ooh let me join in

Asymmetry: Wait oh carp how do I use emojis?

Rider: Alt+F4

Asymmetry left the chat

Rider: AGHYFRDTFHGYJUHIJLKJHGVFCGHJBVHC HAHAHAHA IT WORKED

Punk_♡: LOL YOU ACTUALLY GOT HER TO DO THAT

‘Loha: OH MY COD

Punk_♡: IM DEAD

Rider: YALL I GOTTA GO I GOTTA RUN AND HIDE SHES AFTER ME

Punk_♡: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Army: How do I mute the chat?

Punk_♡: Oh go up to settings, the little gear thing, and click the button that says mute

Army: Thank you.

Punk_♡: Right bye now y’all im gonna go restrain Asymmetry before she beats Rider’s ass

‘Loha: bye bestiessss

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     CHANNEL: Main

     11:06 p.m.

‘Loha: yall im so tired

Rider: Me too

‘Loha: shhh wait

Rider: Dumbass its texting youre acting like people can hear us

‘Loha: shut up shhhshshhhhhhh

‘Loha: okay I don’t think Punk is online hang on

‘Loha added Unknown Number to the chat

Unknown Number: Hi guys!

Rider: Bitch how come you can add people and the rest of us cant

Rider: Also who tf is this

‘Loha: wow. you are so rude

‘Loha: best friend privileges 

‘Loha: also my sister lol

Unknown Number: Yeah haha sorry. My name is Hibiscus, whats yours?

Rider: Oh, Aloha never told us you were his sister

Unknown Number: Oh, hahaha. It’s fine.

‘Loha: Yeah sorry about that, I should have told u guys sooner

Punk_♡: Yo @Mask just dumped a fucking bucket of water on my head I almost died lol

‘Loha: OH CARP THEYRE BACK

Unknown Number: Hi Punk!

Punk_♡: Hi Hibiscus :DDDD

‘Loha: YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER⁉️⁉️⁉️

Punk_♡: Yeah lol

Unknown Number: Whats up Punkk

Punk_♡: the ceiling :3

Punk_♡: Oh wait lemme change ur display name

Punk_♡ changed Unknown Number’s display name to Hibiscus

Hibiscus: Anyways, I havent actually seen u since like, last year ‘Lo

‘Loha: yeah sorry

Hibiscus: You should bring your friends from the S4 sometime

‘Loha: bro theyre gonna yell at u dont call them that

Army, Mask, and 1 other joined the chat

Army, Mask, Skull: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.

Army, Mask, and 1 other left the chat

Punk_♡: average s4 experience

‘Loha: real

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     CHANNEL: Main

     10:27 a.m.

Punk_♡: GUYS @Mask JUST DID IT AGAINANJHGHFGDCGVHJYKUJIHGBJN 😭😭😭😭😭 FUCKKKK IT HURTS SO BADDDD

‘Loha: uhmmm can this be considered attempted murder???

Mask: AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN

‘Loha: oh hi bestie see you finally came out of your cave :)

Skull: Hi

Punk_♡: AINT NO WAY SKULL JUST TEXTED THAT DUDE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A MOBILE PHONE IS

Skull: Why would you add me if you thought I couldn’t text?

Punk_♡: Idk im stupid leave me be

Mask: Anyways hey uh Punk, buddy chum pal bestie bro homie friend companion acquaintance mate comrade partner colleague where are you at right now

Punk_♡: BRO HIS ASS IS TRYNA KILL ME WHAT IS THIS SHIT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mask: MYUDERRRRRRRR

‘Loha: somebody’s been playing too much AHIT again

‘Loha: okay but actually do not try to kill them again

Mask: I PROMISE NOTHING.

Punk_♡:  Excuse me for a second, I am locking all of the doors :))

Mask: Oh fun your at home hang on lemme get my bucket

Punk_♡: ALOHA HELP

‘Loha: nah sorry I don’t cant get in if the doors are locked

Punk_♡: YOU LITERALLY LIVE WITH ME???????? HBNGBFCDGRTYUKJHBVGFCRTYGUHJKHBVG

‘Loha: uhhhhhhhh I lost the keys?

Punk_♡:  Nah bro I’m gonna die 😭😭

‘Loha: rip punk they were gay

Mask: Via voice message UNHAND, ME YOU FIEND, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH–!

Punk_♡: Bro what 😦

Skull: I was trying to restrain him and then he hit the voice message button by accident

‘Loha: yeah that makes sense. wait do you two live together?

Skull: No. He kept yelling at me to go to the Shoal with him so I made some time to go.

Punk_♡:  Y are u actually his dad

Skull: You get used to it, Punk.

Mask: Via voice message LET ME, UGH! LET ME GO, GET OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF–!

Punk_♡: I’m just gonna go right ahead and ignore that :)

‘Loha: okay I’m just gonna leave right out the door right now and off I go :DDDD

Punk_♡: Byeeeeeeee XD

Skull: Goodbye guys.

Mask: Via voice message EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—

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     CHANNEL: Main

     12:55 p.m.

Punk_♡: Hi sisters

Punk_♡: And brothers

Punk_♡: And other familiar-based acquaintances

‘Loha: *everypony

Emperor: What does that mean?

‘Loha: look it up lmao

Punk_♡: Do ittt

Emperor: Why should I, you fiend?

Punk_♡: (1. Rude, (2. Dont you wanna battle to win a prize

Emperor: What prize?

Punk_♡: Biblical reference

‘Loha: wow you read the bible

‘Loha: Anyways do it 😼

Emperor: I’m doing it.

Punk_♡: teehee

Emperor: Aloha, Punk, might I ask why?

‘Loha: funny

Punk_♡: Wait did u do it

Emperor: Yes, squidiot.

Punk_♡: Giggles

Emperor: Am I supposed to be shocked by this?

Punk_♡: Idk uhmmmm

‘Loha: lmao

Rider joined the chat

Rider: Antidisestablishmentarianism

Rider left the chat

Punk_♡:

‘Loha: 👍

Punk_♡: 👍

‘Loha: 👍

Punk_♡: 👍

Emperor: I’m leaving.

Punk_♡: 👍

‘Loha: 👍

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     DMs: Punk_♡  and ‘Loha

     2:24 p.m.

Punk_♡:  Hey uhm are you and Army beefing

‘Loha: why do you ask?

Punk_♡:  You were acting weird around him during lunch

‘Loha: we had a small fight

Punk_♡:  Bullshit

Punk_♡:  You never act like this over a “small fight”

‘Loha: i don’t wanna talk about it, okay? please stop asking

Punk_♡: Uhmm lowkey my bad sorry dude :( if you need anything lmk

‘Loha: i will :)

     CHANNEL: Main

     3:18 p.m.

Mask: I finally bought ultrakill none of you are safe

Punk_♡:  Ultrakill mentioned hello????

Rider: Ah, free at last…

‘Loha: Oh, Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning

Rider: And thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man

Punk_♡: CREATURE of STEEL 

Mask: My gratitudes upon thee for my freedom

‘Loha: But the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity are NOT forgotten.

Blue: Uhh what is going on? ( ⷪ  ྊ ⷪ  )

Punk_♡: And thy punishment, is DEATH

Mask: Order starts playing

Punk_♡:  There are so many people in this group chat we haven’t heard from yet

Bobble joined the chat

Bobble: Like me!! ^^

Punk_♡:  Oh shit hey girl

Bobble: Haiii :DD

Mask: Already at 3-2

Punk_♡:  GAYBRIEL?????

Punk_♡:  Reminds me of the ultrawoke thing i sent to Aloha

Rider: What the fuck is ultrawoke

Punk_♡: hang on let me copy it again

Punk_♡: FerryTHEY/THEM

Punk_♡: GAYbriel

Punk_♡: XE1

Punk_♡: XIR2

Punk_♡: Minos PRIDE

Punk_♡: SisyphUSSY PRIDE

Rider: I understand what ultrawoke is now

‘Loha: I WANTED TO FORGET ABOUT THAT 😭😭

Punk_♡: 

Bobble: 3-2 of what? :,D

Bobble: Sorry I’m just a bit confused ^.^

Mask: I’m playing ultrakill

Bobble: What’s ultrakill?? :O

Punk_♡: YAY YAY YAY YAY

Punk_♡: MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME

‘Loha: noT AGAIN NO NO NONONONOONOONONONO

Punk_♡: TEEHEEEEE

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     CHANNEL: Main

     8:30 a.m.

Punk_♡: why good MORNING my little sigma suckers ehehehhhehehhahehh :33c

‘Loha: LITERALLY NEVER FUCKING CALL ANY OF US THAT AGAIN

‘Loha: WHAT THE FUCK PUNK

Punk_♡: I’m sorry man ive been up since 4am yesterday im not acting right

Punk_♡: hOLY SHIT WHATNTUE FUCk

Punk_♡: Sorry guys i got scared because breakcore started fucking blasting in my ears

‘Loha: karma.

Punk_♡: Isnt that the one stupid fucking song that jojo siwa stole or whatever tf

‘Loha: no jojo siwa in the general chat

Punk_♡: Mb gang

Punk_♡: Anyways never putting my everything playlist on shuffle again guys

‘Loha: i remember one time you were playing music in your room and at first it was like normal and then i heard the gummy bear song start playing

Punk_♡: Are you dissing on the gummy bear song with me in the room?

‘Loha: no im just saying it truly is the everything playlist

     CHANNEL: Main

     11:07 a.m.

Rider: How the hell do you people wake up so early all the time

Rider: During winter none the less

‘Loha: you used to wake up at the ass crack of dawn because youd have “more time to train” wtf are you talking about lmao

Rider: I no longer gaf is all okay the past is the past

‘Loha: is your past not today?

Gloves joined the chat

Gloves: MY LITTLE PONY?!?!?!?!

‘Loha: oh yeah i forgot you existed

Gloves: Not cool vro

Rider: Did this bitch seriously just say vro

Gloves: SYBAU little bro 💔💔

Gloves: More importantly MY LITTLE PONY.

Rider: I’m older than you by a year and six months are you seriously calling me “little bro”

Punk_♡: What. The fuck.

Punk_♡: Gloves is being weird

Punk_♡: Wait when tf did I add him

Gloves: I’ve been here since the start

Gloves: Too busy keeping up with the freshest styles in the big city to talk though

Punk_♡: sybau little bro icl ts pmo fr fr ong li dafuq

Gloves: I have been bested.

‘Loha: LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Punk_♡: Sorry guys I was briefly possessed back to drawing yaoi

‘Loha: what flavour

Punk_♡: Toxic

‘Loha: the best kind

‘Loha: fuck i need sleep too

Punk_♡: Awwww did me blasting the Discord remix by TLT at 1am keep you up??

‘Loha: FUCKING OF COURSE IT DID PUNK

‘Loha: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

‘Loha: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Punk_♡: Damn bitch calm down

‘Loha: ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Punk_♡: SHUT UP BRO CALM DOWN

‘Loha: RAAAAAAGHHHHGHGHGHJ RGAHGHRJHHHRJHGH BARK BARK BARK

Rider: Add butterfinger to orlando

Punk_♡: are we deadass

Rider: It stopped the fighting didn’t it

‘Loha: i suppose

Punk_♡: DISCORDDDDDDDD WE WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE

Punk_♡: SO TAKE YOUR TYRANNY AWAYYYYY

Rider: That song has no right to be that good

Gloves: I love MLP so much

‘Loha: faggot behaviour

Gloves: DUDE.

Punk_♡: Don’t act like it isnt true

Punk_♡: Fucking simp

Gloves: WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!

Gloves: Trying to call me out? Not cool. Not cool at all.

Rider: You sound like a shitty anime antagonist shut up

Punk_♡: Imagine being down bad for fucking EMPEROR of all people.

Emperor joined the chat

Emperor: My name was spoken.

Gloves: I’m so fucked.

Gloves left the chat

Emperor: …

Emperor: Is he aware I’ve already known?

Punk_♡: Idfk

‘Loha: damn.

‘Loha: im gonna try to take a nap now

Punk_♡: Not if I can help it >:)

Punk_♡: Let me get my speaker

‘Loha: get me out of this apartment bro 😭😭💔

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     CHANNEL: Main

     6:15 p.m.

Punk_♡:  I looveeee crunching on ice sm

‘Loha: iron defficiency

Punk_♡:  Nuh uh :p

Rider: Pagophagia

Punk_♡:  NUH UH >:P

Emperor: Punk, did you ever add Prinz?

Punk_♡:  FUCCKK HES WHO I FORGOT

Punk_♡ added Prinz

Punk_♡:  There we go :3

Rider: Why tf are you eating ice anyways its the middle of december

Punk_♡:  God forbid an enby have hobbies

Rider: CHEWING ICE ISNT A HOBBY

Prinz: Hey guys!!!

Punk_♡: 

Punk_♡:  HAIIIIIii XDD

Prinz: Uhm, right away, question

Prinz: Can you add Laceless?

Prinz: Please

Punk_♡: Yeah hes chill

Punk_♡ added Laceless

Prinz: LACELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laceless: PRINZZZZZZZZ

Prinz: MY POOKIE BEAR

Laceless: MY SILLY VANILLY

Rider: Ew queers

‘Loha: says you

Rider: I hope that one day you find a really cool rock and it’s your best friend and you take it everywhere with you then one day when it's raining the rock dissolves and you find out it’s hardened dog shit.

Punk_♡: CRAZY WORK

‘Loha: what kind of cruel and unusual punishment is this :((

Army joined the chat

Army: Have any of you heard from Team Blue?

‘Loha: shit i just remembered i left my oven in the turkey gotta go bye

Punk_♡: Yeah that is NOT normal

Punk_♡: Anyways not particularly why

Army: None of the members are responding to my messages.

Army: We are supposed to battle at 7:00p.m.

Punk_♡: Shit man ill make sure to look out for them

Punk_♡: Hang on

Punk_♡: Imma dm Goggles and Bobble

Army: Thank you.

Rider: Is no one gonna talk about aloha

Punk_♡: I’m working on it

     DMs: Punk_♡  and ‘Loha

     6:43 p.m.

Punk_♡: Alright dude. Fess up what the fuck happened.

‘Loha: this again?

Punk_♡: Yes this again

Punk_♡:  You can’t avoid talking about it forever

‘Loha: fine

‘Loha: okay so me and him were talking one on one yknow and then he makes a joke but i dont realise its a joke

‘Loha: so i ask him why he thought that and it just sorta devolved into an argument

‘Loha: everytime i see him now its just bleugh awkward

Punk_♡: Damn

Punk_♡: Right first and foremost want me to talk to him?

‘Loha: ill think about it

Punk_♡: Got it

Punk_♡: Let me know what you decide on

‘Loha: thank you so much gang 🙏🙏

Punk_♡: No probs

Punk_♡: Anything else you need?

‘Loha: im good for now :)

Punk_♡: Alright

Punk_♡: DM me if you do though

‘Loha: 💛

Punk_♡: 💛

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     DMs: Emperor and Gloves

     11:23 a.m.

Gloves: Are you going to Aloha’s latest random party

Emperor: Likely not. I am a busy man with life as king.

Gloves: Fuck dude idk how to talk to people i give up. okay

Gloves: Listen

Gloves: Id argue that weve been friends since you first met me and made me cool

Emperor: Is this about your holding of romantic feelings for me?

Gloves: …

Gloves: YOU FUCKING KNEW????

Emperor: Of course I knew.

Emperor: You are very, very easy to read.

Gloves: Vro

Gloves: I had a whole ass speech and everything prepared

Emperor: Go onwards with it, then.

Gloves: Fine……

Gloves: Ever since that day I’ve found myself growing more and more fond of you, regardless of what it all meant in the end

Gloves: What I’m trying to say is that, yes, Punk was right unfortunately. I am down bad for you and id like it if you would be my boyfriend

Emperor: I must admit I do not quite know what to think of you yet.

Emperor: Yes, I appreciate your presence, but this topic has never been my strongest suit.

Gloves: I dont care really. Take all the time you need

Emperor: Thank you, Gloves.

     CHANNEL: The Coolest Team on Earth

     11:37 a.m.

Gloves: GUYS. I TOLD HIM.

Clip: Omg really???

Clip: SPILL.

Gloves: HE SAID HE’LL THINK ABOUT IT.

Gloves: I HATE ROMANCE DAMNIT GRGRGGRGGGGGGGGRRR

Half-Rim: You made good progress at least

Straps: WOoowww loser imagine not getting bitches

Clip: Shut it Straps no one asked ❤️❤️

Gloves: And he said he KNEW vro literally what do i do

Half-Rim: Go train in the mountains or something

Gloves: You will never let me live that down will you

Half-Rim: Perchance

Gloves: YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE

Straps changed Gloves’s display name to Bitchless simp

Bitchless simp changed their display name to Gloves

Gloves: Absolutely not.

Straps: Aw :(

Clip: I WILL LITERALLY BEAT UR ASS

Clip: LEAVE HIM ALONE OKAY

Straps: You are all SOOO mean to me

Clip: Stfu ❤️

Straps: Tell me to shut up one more time I dare you

Half-Rim: Ladies, ladies, you’re both pretty

Half-Rim: Can we let Gloves talk

Gloves: THANK YOU

Gloves: Istg only reasonable person on our team

Gloves: Im gonna kiss you on the lips for that one

Half-Rim: No thanks

Clip: Girl said no thanks 💔💔🥀

Straps: Dw Glovesies if you actually pull Emperor you can kiss him instead  >:]

Straps: Keyword actually

Gloves: You are so rude

Gloves: Anyways that gonna be about it for now on him…..

Clip: Aw dang it :(

Gloves: Yeah dont worry gng ill let you know if anything changes B] bye for now tho

Half-Rim: Wait

Half-Rim: Do we have practice next week?

Gloves: Nah because people have holidays already. Thats why we havent really done anything recently in general

Half-Rim: Good to know thanks

Clip: BYE BYE GUYS TTYL 

Clip: ❤️❤️

Straps: Byee losers >:p <33