Archive of Our Own ^beta

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F1n_sh4rk: gyus, be hnestt, should i pull up to school today? we dont have any tests right?

B_y4m4d4: idk but i already see robin at the front gate. why? do you wanna ditch?

F1n_sh4rk: .. ha jk… uhbso I was gonna.. but like i dont even need my meds I need ta see robin

B_y4m4d4: wtf.. okay… so i actually have gwens number btw…

F1n_sh4rk: so! She actually cant get me bc iv already left… what u gonna doooo

Billzzx_: fuck we habe schoo 2day?

B_y4m4d4: its wednesday?

Billzzx_: nd u didnt think 2 tell me?

B_y4m4d4: omg. I cant deal with your faggot asses today. Ill see u in english.

F1n_sh4rk: holy stick in the ass

B_y4m4d4: 🖕

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F1n_sh4rk: i hear whisrpering.. Bye….

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Billzzx_: ???

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As Bruce approaches the school gate, he can’t help the annoyed little sigh. He loves his friends dearly but lord, they are clueless. Is this what being a mother feels like? He pities his mom. He sees Griffin and Vance approaching where Robin is standing and giving a major side-eye to Buzz, who coincidentally got a buzz. He is chopped as hell. Bruce snickers, sneaking a picture of it with Robin in the side, and sneaks over to Vance, pointing at the screen. He was so funny.

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As Finney cycles, he can hear phones ringing and voices saying shit he can’t make out. Schizophrenia and withdrawal from his medication did not go well together, but his lazy ass dad wouldn’t pick up the prescription, and he didn’t know anyone with a car, so he was pretty much fucked. And he didn’t wake up early enough to smoke, because he always showers after, so he doesn’t smell. It was safe to say he would be wishing for death upon himself by the end of the day. He doesn’t know why he puts himself in these situations in the first place. He locks his bike in the bike rack, and seems to pause for a second to take in the fact he’s actually there. He feels like he fucking imagined it. Like he blinked and was there. Nonetheless, he prepared himself to smile as he approached the front of the building, where everyone was congregating.

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Billy had his mom drive him. She didn’t really have work until night, so she could take him. And he would be late if she didn’t. But as soon as he got there, he thanked her and strolled over to where he, surprisingly, because the boy was so short, spotted him. He shot him a grin and chose not to acknowledge the fake disgust the boy plastered on his face as soon as Billy slung his arm around him, just trying to act normal, like he hadn’t woken up 15 minutes ago.

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(Later in the day)

[ 5 idiots and bruce ]

Finney: okay so why is mrs. campbell looking at me like I wiped out her bloodline?

Bruce: I overheard her saying she smelled weed on you. Which is not… like true. She ACTUALLY pmo because that was ONE time after your mom died…?

Robin: chat should I jump her be honest

Vance: That’s genuinely a terrible idea.

Griffin: I can’t believe I’m agreeing with… him 🤢… but yeah. Thats just a bad idea

Robin: Iw as kidding….

Finney: you an I BOTH know u werent

Billy: Okay but i can call her a faggot. She cant get me in toruble for that or ill call it ahte crime

Finney: wait… hes lowkey cooking…

Bruce: The concept of William Colton Showalter calling Mrs. Campbell a faggot…

Billy: can you STOP IT

Robin: me when my niche vocal stim is overstimulated

Griffin: T to the power of three is coming, ur ODIN DIN DIN DONE

Vance: guys omfg look up she told Finn to go to her desk

Robin: hes ODIN DIN DIN DONE 😂

Vance: kys.

Billy: Hell naw im going up with him

Griffin: OMFG HE LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED FAGgOT

Robin: He is as snug as a bug in a rug drinking out of mug petting his pug 😂✌️

Bruce: ITS DONE ROBIN

Billy: So im literally being hatecrimed… im gonna threaten to kms at the office.

Vance: great idea dipshit.

Finney: no wait can i do that actually cause ive tried before theyd believe it. Just show them a picture of uoi and griffin kissing

Billy: Finneous Blinnikous cooking today…

Finney: Yeah bye.

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[ 5 idiots and Bruce]

Robin: I LSOT MY FUCKING BANDDNA

Vance: stuipid

Griffin: So thats LITERAlly THE staple of ur personality…

Robin: i know that CHUNGUs.. thats why im scared.. wher is it hiding…

Finney: gYus im so bred…

Bruce: Sorry?

Finney: Bored. 😐 buttttttttt… I as thinking… we give eachother chat names!!!!

Billy: Eureka!

*Billy has changed Finney’s name to Faggot Finn!*

Faggot Finn: u r NOT funny bru…

Bruce: I giggled

*Faggot Finn has changed Bruce’s name to Alt Shein Y2k Wannabe!*

Alt Shein Y2k Wannabe: so you actually forgot to mention im a baddie..

Faggot Finn: cause ur not…

*Griffin has changed Billy’s named to Billiam!*

Billiam: MY NAME ISNT BILLIAM??

Griffin: Or so u think…

Billiam: square up

Griffin: Take me out 2 dinner first…frl…

*Vance has changed Griffin’s name to Gymnastics!*

Gymnastics: LITERALLY STOP YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE

Robin: tell anyne waht?

Vance: griffin did gymnastics when he was little and we made a tiktok and he did a backbend but fell and broke his neck

Billiam: WHAT.

Gymnastics: THATSWHYYOYVE HADA CRUSH ON THE SAME BOY SINCE LITERALLY 3RD GRADE… 😡

Vance: Im literally NOT gay.. I have NO IDEA what youre talking about

Robin: awkwafina: what is u talmbout

*Faggot Finn has changed Robin’s name to Bandana Boy!*

Bandana Boy: wqw… is that all u knw about me… after all weve been throug…

Alt Shein Y2k Wannabe: wait… what boy has Vance liked since 3rd grade?

Gymnastics: well, yu see…

Vance: I will gut you, Griffith Stagg-Hopper.

Gymnastics: hesliterally so dramatic.. Lets just say the enemy is closer than u think

Alt Shein Y2k Wannabe: wtf does that mean???

*Faggot Finn has changed Vance’s name to Mysterious!*

Mysterious: ?

Faggot Finn: ur in ur mysterious era

Bandana Boy: wait gyus i never askied how dd it go at the principal offic yesterday

Billiam: well… i think finn’s dad is gonna start beating him again… because y dod they call our parents…

Faggot Finn: OH MY GOD YEAH guys he loweky beat me jp but that doesnt matter. HE TOOK MY FUCKING CART.

Alt Shein Y2k Wannabe: SOLDIER DOWN SOLDIER DOWN

Faggot Finn: that lietally took foervr to get my hands on… would someone be as kind as to supply me with another… also drive me to pick up my schizo meds…? 🥺🤞

Bandana Boy: ur shixono?

Faggot Finn: so close! Its actuallt schizo ! ♥️

Bandana Boy: wtv u say handsome. but yea i can steal my uncle’s truck to take u.

Faggot Finn: THIS IS WHAT GIVING OUT TO THE COMMUNITY LOOKS LIKE LADIES AND GENTS!

Alt Shein Y2k Wannabe: god bless Robin Arellano ig

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Chap 3
Faggot Finn: gyusss 🤤🤤 mmm okay so.. I have another cart now… but I’m really hungry and Robin is grounded for stealing his Unc’s car…

Bandana Boy: I may be grounded but I’m locked in trust.. (I’m on my old kindle tablet)

Faggot Finn: literally HOW are u texting this gc…

Bandana Boy: I have my ways, Finnikous…

Billiam: can we all collectively start calling dinney Finnikous

Faggot Finn: can we NOT

Alt SHEIN Y2K wannabe: wait no let him cook fr, cause… it has a nice ring to it

Faggot Finn: so ur saying u want me to meet my mother…

Bandana Boy: you guys r so funny rubs my big fat tummy

Gymnastics: Robin can you STOP

Bandana Boy: 😂

Faggot Finn: THIS FUVKING TEACHER IS HIRTING MY HEAD OMG

Mysterious: can yall get off ur phone

Bandana Boy: ts pmo.

Mysterious: she’s coming over to you, Finney.

Faggot Finn: who ? OH SHTU

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Finney startled when his phone was snatched out of his hand by the teacher before he could power it off.

“Mind explaining to the class what you’re so distracted by on your phone?”

He let out an annoyed sigh. “Respectfully, my mom died, and my sister was venting to me.” Yeah it was a total lie, so what?

“So you wouldn’t mind if I read them, would you?”

“Uhh..”

“Okay! I’ll start at the beginning!” She looked smug. Her wrinkles looked even more defined, too. She pissed him off so much.

“Fa— oh dear lord, what is your name—?” She was cut off by Finn speaking quick with a flat expression on his face. “Do you want me to end up with my mother, miss?”

Her face fell. “Do you think that’s appropriate to say?”

“Do you think it’s appropriate for you to be the cause of my suicide?” This caused little gasps from around the room, but frankly, he didn’t care.

She placed a hand on her heart, pocketing his phone with the other. “I’m calling the office. Stay right there, young man.”

He grunted with annoyance. He definitely should’ve slept last night. He just crossed his arms before meeting Robin’s eyes from across the classroom, the tanned boy had tears built up from trying not to laugh.

Finn just waited until he was called down to the office over the intercom, but he wasn’t leaving without his phone. He forgot to set up a password, and if she got in, he would be cooked.

“May I have my phone?”

She handed it over with a sigh, knowing she couldn’t just keep it. “That’s a warning, since it’s your first offense. Please, keep yourself in shape, Finney.”

“Yeah, sorry.” He just muttered, exiting the classroom. He was just gonna go to the office. He didn’t feel like rebelling anymore. He felt his phone blowing up in his pocket.

“I hate these assholes…” he murmured under his breath as he pulled it out from his pocket.

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Billiam: personally, I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect

Faggot Finn: it was literally your fault because you can’t sy your bau

Billiam: oh dear lord what is ur name 😱

Faggot Finn: SHUT UP

Mysterious: GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONES???

Bandana Boy: Finn get over to the office or you’ll be O din din DONE 🤣🤣🤣

Alt Shein Y2K Wannabe: HELP IT JUST CALLED HIM DOWN AGAIN

Faggot Finn: I HEARD IT??? Fuck you brucie

*Faggot Finn has changed Alt Shein Y2K Wannabe’s name to Brucie*

Faggot Finn: okay. I’m at the office. Bye.

Bandana Boy: second time ts week is CRAZY..

Faggot Finn: BYE.