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So to celebrate the end of hazbin hotel season 2, I created a Vees group chat because why not. With the reader. In the group chat. Because why not.

some things to know:

• the group chat takes place in the headcanoned communication app I named VoxChat since that's what I imagine it to be.

• you are the Vees' best friend, so basically kinda like a fourth Vee.

• the reader's pronouns are they/them in the story so that everyone can be included.

• and of course, this is hazbin hotel- meaning there's swearing and 13+ stuff.

Don't plagiarize this or spread hate. You're better than that.

✮quotev★ | ✮carrd★

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This is my original work. Do not steal it or plagiarize any part of it, otherwise I will take action.

If you see any works that resemble mine too similarly and you believe it is copied/reposted, feel free to let me know.

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Velvette created a VoxChat group chat "Best mfs in hell"

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Velvette added Val, Vox, Y/N

Velvette: heyyy ❤️💖💜

Y/N: SUP YALL

Val: heyy bichessss

Vox: Why did we create another group chat

​​​​Y/N renamed the group chat to "yn and the vees💣"

Vox renamed the group chat to "The Vees ONLY"

Vox removed Y/N from the group chat

Val added Y/N

Y/N: VOX WTFFF YOU SUCKKK ToT

Vox: you deserved it mf

Y/N: NO I DIDNT

Vox: yes you did

Velvette: alright we're gonna customize the gc

Y/N: i vote we make the gc sandwich

Val: idc what yall do so ok

Vox: NO DONT DO IT

Y/N renamed the group chat to "🥪SANDWICH🥪"

Y/N changed the chat theme to Sandwich Color

Y/N changed their name to the_unofficial_fourth_vee

Vox: you did not just...

Vox: nvm

Vox changed their name to Shark 🦈

Shark 🦈 changed the chat theme to Blue

Velvette changed their name to Babydoll ♡

Shark 🦈 changed the_unofficial_fourth_vee's name to Stupid

​Stupid: WHAT NO VOX IM GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS

Stupid changed Shark 🦈's name to flatscreen samsung tv

Stupid changed their name to Bread🍞

Babydoll ♡: OK EVERYONE STOP im deciding everybody's names now

flatscreen samsung tv: change my name back to Vox or else-

Babydoll ♡ changed Val's name to moth pimp

Babydoll ♡ changed Bread🍞's name to Y/nnnn

Babydoll ♡ renamed the group chat to "icons"

Babydoll ♡ changed the chat theme to Default

Babydoll ♡ disabled chat customization for all members

Y/nnnn: bruh how did u change it so fast

flatscreen samsung tv: WHAT THE FVCK WHY IS MY NAME STILL LIKE THIS

moth pimp: i kinda like it

Babydoll ♡: it suits you

flatscreen samsung tv: SHUT UP

Y/nnnn: vox thats very rude yknow

flatscreen samsung tv: i dont care Y/N 🙄

Babydoll ♡: sure you dont

Babydoll ♡: guys i need to go

Y/nnnn: to the bathroom?

Babydoll ♡: NO to workkk

Y/nnnn: okee

Babydoll ♡: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <333333

moth pimp: wait i need to go too

Y/nnnn: to the bathroom??

flatscreen samsung tv: NO YOU IDIOT🖕

moth pimp: actually yes i do

flatscreen samsung tv: What...

Y/nnnn: hell yea magical foresight powers babyyy 🤫🧏‍♂️

moth pimp: bye 3>

moth pimp: oh shit hold up

moth pimp: ɛ>

Y/nnnn: lol

Y/nnnn: wait how did u get that symbol

moth pimp: you hold down on the e

flatscreen samsung tv: tf is happening

Y/nnnn: oh ok like this? ɛ

Y/nnnn: ooh lookit ə

moth pimp: yea ok bye guys ɛ>

flatscreen samsung tv: I'm done with this group chat

Y/nnnn: too bad >:)

ur stuck in here forever 👹

flatscreen samsung tv: I'm leaving you on read btch

Y/nnnn: you literally just responded

[read]

all group chat members are offline.

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Babydoll ♡ is online

Y/nnnn is online

moth pimp is online

flatscreen samsung tv is online

moth pimp: can we order food

Y/nnnn: YES

flatscreen samsung tv: From where

moth pimp: that mexican place

flatscreen samsung tv: we ordered that already like five times this week

Babydoll ♡: so what

Y/nnnn: I'm ordering sushi

moth pimp: like right now?

Y/nnnn: yea

flatscreen samsung tv: i thought we were ordering the mexican food

Babydoll ♡: we're ordering both idiot

Y/nnnn: it's arriving in

wait

30 MINUTES?!?!

flatscreen samsung tv: that's absurd

Babydoll ♡: I'm suing the company

moth pimp: what about the mexican food?

Y/nnnn: uhh lemme check

flatscreen samsung tv: you don't even have the app

flatscreen samsung tv: how tf are you supposed to check if there's nothing to check

moth pimp: I'm checking it rn

Babydoll ♡: hurry up im starving

Y/nnnn: vox is paying for it btw

flatscreen samsung tv: WHAT NO

moth pimp: but you always do

Y/nnnn: yeah VOX

flatscreen samsung tv: SHUT UP BTCH IM NOT LETTING YOU SIT ON THE COUCH ANYMORE IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS

Babydoll ♡: ykw I'm changing the chat theme

moth pimp: can we do the pink one

flatscreen samsung tv: No do the blue one

Y/nnnn: do the sandwich color one

Babydoll ♡: IT'S MY DECISION

you three are gonna order food while i customize the gc

Babydoll ♡ changed the chat theme to "Purple"

flatscreen samsung tv: thats not fair

Babydoll ♡: DO IT

and besides I'm the only one who can change the settings anyways

Babydoll ♡ updated the privacy settings

Y/nnnn: the sushi hasnt arrived so um...

moth pimp: oh yeah i forgot to order the mexican food hold on

moth pimp: VOX

flatscreen samsung tv: the fck?? I'm not ordering that

moth pimp: then I'll just starve

flatscreen samsung tv: FINE

Babydoll ♡: Shut up i can hear you guys over text

be quiet so i can edit the settings in peace

Babydoll ♡ updated the accessibility settings

Babydoll ♡ muted flatscreen samsung tv, moth pimp, Y/nnnn

Babydoll ♡ enabled limited chat customization for Y/nnnn

Babydoll ♡: yn i give you the power

oh shit i forgot to unmute everyone oops

Babydoll ♡ unmuted Y/nnnn, moth pimp, flatscreen samsung tv

flatscreen samsung tv: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

ALSO WHY DOES Y/N GET THE POWER AND NOT ME

moth pimp: or me

Babydoll ♡: cause why not

Y/nnnn: YAYYYYY

lemme cook

Y/nnnn changed their name to y/n the great

y/n the great renamed the group chat to "✨️veeeees✨️"

y/n the great: done!!!!!

flatscreen samsung tv: well that was normal enough

moth pimp: yesss queeen

Babydoll ♡: see i told you guys it wasnt going to be bad

flatscreen samsung tv: you never said that

Babydoll ♡: whatever

moth pimp: mexican food is coming in one minuteeeeeeee

y/n the great: damn it the sushi's not coming anytime soon

Babydoll ♡: cancel it we aint waiting that long

flatscreen samsung tv: ugh this is bullshit

y/n the great: agreed

moth pimp: OMG y/n and voxxy agreeing?? 😯😱

Babydoll ♡: RECORD THIS MOMENT ON CAMERA

flatscreen samsung tv: NO NO N ON O N ONO NONOON ONON OONONONO NO NO NO N ONO NO NONNOONONO NO N ON ON ONO NO TAKE IT BACK YN TAKE IT BACK YNNNNN

y/n the great: SHT WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT UM I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flatscreen samsung tv: NOBODY SAID ANYTHING FORGET IT FORGET IT

y/n the great: THIS NEVER HAPPENED THIS NEVER HAPPENED THIS NEVER HAPPENED

moth pimp: ok

Babydoll ♡: NO don't submit to it

moth pimp: oh right

y/n the great: we are not revealing any of the texts in this group chat.

moth pimp: FOOD'S HERE!!!

flatscreen samsung tv: great now bring it so we can finally eat

y/n the great: im comin guys

Babydoll ♡: did you cancel the sushi

y/n the great: ya

moth pimp: we're eating together right?

flatscreen samsung tv: fine

all group chat members are offline.

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-✨️veeeees✨️-

y/n the great is online

y/n the great: TODAY WE WILL BE ATTEMPTING TO STAY UP FOR A WHOLE WEEK (NO BS)

flatscreen samsung tv is online

flatscreen samsung tv: Y/N go to bed

y/n the great: only with someone else in it 😈

flatscreen samsung tv: i hate you.

y/n the great: no duh

flatscreen samsung tv: shut tf uppp

or else I'll do it myself

y/n the great: kinky

flatscreen samsung tv: NO

y/n the great: YES

flatscreen samsung tv: NO I HATE YOU

y/n the great: you love me

flatscreen samsung tv: i swear im gonna shut down the power and take away your screen time

y/n the great: NOOOO VOOOOXXX

flatscreen samsung tv: HAHAHAHHAAA

y/n the great: I'm telling everyone that you simp for alastor

flatscreen samsung tv: I DONT!!!! WHY DOSS EVERYWOJE THI K THAT I LIKE HIM

y/n the great: u even stumble with your words when thinking about him

flatscreen samsung tv: IT WAS JUST A SOELLING ERROR

*SPELLING

I'm suing the app

y/n the great: U MEAN YOUR OWN APP?

flatscreen samsung tv: FUCK YOU

y/n the great: oh so u want that deer to fuck you?

flatscreen samsung tv: NO THAT IDIOTIC DEERSHIT OLD TIMEY RADIO PRICK ASSHOLE TWINK

y/n the great: aww you even have a nickname for him!!!

you arigato pink pookie flatscreen samsung television head X3

flatscreen samsung tv: i hope you step on a lego

y/n the great: well i hope both sides of your alastor body pillow are warm tonight

flatscreen samsung tv: yeah me too

y/n the great: WHOA THERE BUDDY-

Babydoll ♡ is online

moth pimp is online

moth pimp: whats happening

Babydoll ♡: Vox is simping for the deer again

flatscreen samsung tv: NO IM NOT.

y/n the great: sure bud

flatscreen samsung tv: ITS FUCKING 4 AM OR SOMETHING GO TO SLEEP

y/n the great: only if you read me a bedtime story

moth pimp: omg i have an idea

Babydoll ♡: what

flatscreen samsung tv: oh no

moth pimp: we tell y/n a story but like together you know?

flatscreen samsung tv: huh

Babydoll ♡: u mean we come up with a sentence that continues off of the previous?

moth pimp: yea that thingy

y/n the great: OOH YES ME WANT

flatscreen samsung tv: fine but i get to start

moth pimp: okayyy

flatscreen samsung tv: once upon a time there was a SHARK

Babydoll ♡: and the shark was a singing shark

moth pimp: it had a long dick 🍆

flatscreen samsung tv: SHARKS DONT HAVE D*CKS

who tf censored that

y/n the great: now they do

Babydoll ♡: just continue the damn story vox 🙄

flatscreen samsung tv: the singing shark met another shark

Babydoll ♡: and the other shark was a dancer

moth pimp: so they fucked and sucked [dicks]

flatscreen samsung tv: WHY-

y/n the great: can i join

the singing shark and dancing shark performed together

flatscreen samsung tv: they became super famous and successful and BRIGHTER (brighter than the heavens and the skies aboooove)

Babydoll ♡: now is not the time for your main character ahh spotlight uwu 🥺👉👈🎀 song moment

Babydoll ♡: the sharks are now dating

moth pimp: and officially fucking✨️

y/n the great: [redacted for everyone's sanity- this content may include descriptions of either: graphic sex, violence, and/or Alastor] finally planted a kiss on his ass.🫦👅💦💥

wait. what- why is like 99% of it censored

flatscreen samsung tv: I'm shutting down the wifi because all of you need therapy

y/n the great: yeah but u need a psychiatrist to give prescription cause u have some serious anger issues

and a weird obsession with the radio demon

the list goes on and on

flatscreen samsung tv: GOODBYE MFS 💣💣💣🖕🖕🖕

flatscreen samsung tv has revoked wifi privileges for y/n the great, moth pimp, Babydoll ♡

all group chat members are [forced to be] offline.

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Dear* {user},

*please note that this word, when used with a different meaning, may cause sexual tension. refrain from using the word "deer" or "dear", as they sound very similar.

Our lovely, hot, and charismatic boss Vox has updated the VoxChat app!

Bugs and technical issues have been fixed due to user complaints from an individual who goes by the username of @y/n_is_eating_your_dirty_sock.

The feedback form was removed as well as the report button.

Furthermore, certain words have been censored such as (TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️) "radio", "hazbin", and "Alastor". These words will appear like so: "r*dio", "h*zbin", and "A*astor". Please refrain from using such language as they may be triggering to some individuals.

The settings feature to mute others has been disabled.

Finally, all chats will be monitored 24/7 by VoxTek.

Remember, trust us with your private messages.

--VoxTek