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Poseidon is a arrogant God, a strong God, a smart God, the divine being who is most worthy of the title of 'King' more then anyone else. Ever since he was young, he already looked down on the weak, on lowly divine beings who are unfit to be a God. Take Adamas for example, Poseidons very own older brother, yet he chose to slay him using his Trident just because of how he saw Adamas' reliance on others as the defilement of what it means to be a God.
That is why Poseidon is recognized by everyone in Valhalla to be the God of God's or G.O.G, The Tyrant of the Seas, The Zeus of the Seas, and so much more grand and mighty titles that others deem him.
He strongly believes in how gods are perfect, divine beings. Perfection is what it means to be apart of godhood and therefore individuals whom is similar to the likes of his own self have absolutely no need to rely nor even ask the most simplest and tiniest help from others.
But that doesn't mean Poseidon has no respect for anyone and everyone other themselves, he still does know how to do so. Though only to those who he recognizes and view as actual Gods and are powerful like himself, like Zeus and the mighty Odin.
Poseidon built absolutely strong, thick and tall concrete walls around himself. As he is well-known to be very cold, stoic, serious and of course, fearsome.
Why is that? One may ask.
Because of his own belief of absolute perfection as a divine being would be the answer which is correct, but that is only the half of Poseidons reasons.
The other half of his reasons is something that he doesn't wanna reveal to anyone, it's also something that he keeps locked away in the back of his mind as he refuses to even think about it once more.
Anyways, althoughhough contrary to popular belief, Poseidon does indeed care for his brothers, especially Hades and the other two of his brothers too. Because he is well aware of how Adamas is still alive and is currently living in Helheim under a different name and yet he chose to not mind. Surprising yes, and his reasoning behind all this is that Hades would be sad. Which is of course technically true but that was just the half of it, as Poseidon would never ever admit that he kinda felt bad for doing that to his older brother.
Not only is Poseidon very strong, but is also very beautiful. If not for his muscular body then others would undeniably often mistake him for being a goddess because of his literally blinding beauty. I mean, just look at his golden yellow hair and gorgeous blue eyes accompanied with such luscious lashes.
Moving on though, there is also another thing about Poseidon that's apart from his beliefs or the morals he believes in and his beauty, and that is how Poseidon is apparently a very, Very late bloomer. At his eons of years of age, he surprisingly still didn't present his second gender. But even so, everyone in Valhalla payed no mind since they know that without a doubt, someone like Poseidon would of course present as a alpha. And well, all the gods in Valhalla are alphas so Poseidon must also present as one, right?
Except, he didnt present as a alpha. He didn't present as a beta either, but as a.. Omega.
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It was just one normal morning as Poseidon woke up from his slumber. Everything was in place as usual of course, not until Poseidon sat up in bed and realized how he's literally naked. Which is weird because he doesn't remember taking off his night clothes before going to bed. Although.. Was it just Poseidon or did he get smaller? And, where the freaking hell did all his muscle in his body go? Oh and don't even freaking get him started on how he suddenly has such a snatched, small waist and breasts.
Wait.. A small waist?
Literal BREASTS?
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME?" Is the very first thing that Poseidon said before he rushed off to his own personal bathroom.
He took a good look at himself in the full-body mirror that he has. Damn, it was like Poseidon turned into a girl or something. Because he suddenly has a body similar of that to Aphrodite but his hair is surprisingly still the same, oh and another thing.. Where did his penis go?
"..." Poseidon doesn't even know what to say. He not only has a body of a female supermodel, but apparently also a vagina.
So that's why he woke up naked, because his nightwear clothes don't fit him anymore! He actually also doubts that any of his clothes fit him anymore.
But seriously though, what the actual hell happend to him? Did Zeus pull a prank on him or something and turned him to a woman? But Zeus wouldn't be able to do that. One person comes to mind though, Beelzebub. But Poseidon knows that the Lord of the Flies has absolutely no reason whatsoever to do this to him. Unless Zeus managed to convince him? Eh, Beelzebub would never listen to that idiot and knows better not to. Maybe Zeus managed to convince Hades in his stupid prank or whatever and then Hades asked Beelzebub to make the potion or thing that turned him into this? Hades never goes with Zeus's stupidity and idiocy though. Ah whatever, he's just going to visit Helheim for today and let Beelzebub and perhaps Hades get a piece of his mind. He'll go smite Zeus later.
For now though, Poseidon really has to find some clothes to wear. He's obviously not going to walk around Valhalla or anywhere at all fully naked.
Poseidon then chose to do his daily routine in the bathroom first. And damn, he is obviously not used to having to sit down as he urinates. He just sighed before taking a deserved hot and relaxing shower as he proceeds to clean himself thoroughly while doing so.
Poseidon took a towel to dry himself up and he also wraps it around his body as a means to cover himself. He also is definitely not used to having to cover his chest too though, well it isn't his fault that he suddenly has breasts now. Quite the large ones too apparently.
Anyways, Poseidon really has to do something about clothes right now. He could ask Proteus, his most loyal servant to fetch him some women's clothes because that is what fits him at the moment but how the hell will he voice that? Will he just say "Proteus, get me some women's clothes, preferably clothes like that of Aphrodite." That sounds super weird, awkward and incredibly embarrassing! Poseidon will absolutely NOT do that.
But what then will he do? Poseidon was lost at thought as he tried to think of something. Well, perhaps he could sew? Ah, it's his only choice for the time being.
He sighed as he went to his walk-in closet before taking his usual clothes as he's gonna have to sew it to make it fit his body as of now. It's fine he suppose, once he returns back to normal he could just ask Proteus to get him more of his usual clothes.
Poseidon finished sewing and finally has some clothes to wear. He then of course wore his clothes and hes really not used in such a body.. It's like his head was stitched to a womans body or something, its just really weird. He doesn't know what to feel about it, but what he does know is he's going to smite Zeus, Beelzebub and Hades even if he's Poseidons favorite person in the world.
Oh wait, how is Poseidon gonna get out and make his way to Helheim though? He's absolutely not showing himself to everyone and just anyone other than the three gods that he swears hes gonna kill if they are actually the reason why he is suddenly like this.
Damn it. Poseidon is just gonna try and sneak out of his palace and keep a very low profile as he proceeds with his journey to Helheim.
He really hopes he'll make it to his destination with no one seeing and recognizing him. The embarrassment would freaking kill him.
Little does he know though, is that he is actually letting out sea-scented pheromones the whole time which is literally potent enough to attract even the most dead serious of alphas in Valhalla and make them crazy as they crave for the omega who smells that good.
Good thing that none of them approached Poseidon though.