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EARTH - 413

February, 2024 - Khan Household, New Jersey

“Sooo you guys are really doing this, huh?" Nakia stared towards Kamala as she spoke, watching as the flustered nerd took out different pieces of clothing from her closet. 

“I guess so… okay what about this one?!” Kamala asked, holding up a yellow cardigan in front of her chest as she turned to her friend for her opinion. 

“Eh too grandmother-y” the bored girl replied, “why are you making such a big deal out of this? He sees you everyday, just where whatever you normally would” 

Kamala let out an annoyed sigh as she flopped down on the bed next to Nakia, stuffing her face into a pillow. “But this isn’t like any other day! We’re going on a date! A real date!” The stressed dork explained, her voice muffled by the pillow she was currently talking into. 

The “date” Kamala was referring to was with her best friend Bruno Carrelli, the guy she had a crush on for… well since she even knew what a crush was. The two had arranged to go hangout in Jersey City, get lunch, take a walk around the streets, just something small. After all, it was still only their first date and honestly… it was kind a miracle they were even going on one to begin with.

2 weeks ago

The two nerds hung side by side, dangling by their underwear. A fate that had been bestowed upon them by the pair's bully Zoe, after she caught the duo on their way to the comic book store. 

“Your butt feeling any better, yet?” Kamala asked as she winced in pain. 

“Nope, yours?” Bruno replied, turning his head over to his friend as she stuffed her hands down her pants in hopes of reliving her wedgie pain. 

“Nope… hopefully our butts will start going numb soon…” the sore dork naively muttered, giving Bruno a hopeful smile as she looked over at him. 

A smile the young man reciprocated as he began building up the courage to ask something he had been dying to know, “look I don’t know if it's the wedgie talking or what but im just gonna ask this before I chicken out… the other week when you asked me to go to the movies, was that a... date?” 

Kamala’s face went red as she threw her head back in annoyance, ‘Crap’ she thought to herself. She had been dreading this question. “Kinda…” she nervously muttered, “I mean… ugh, yeah- yes, it was…” 

“W- wait, really?” Bruno asked as his eyes lit up. 

“Yeah… I know that’s super weird! I mean you probably don’t even feel the same way!” Kamala quickly spat out, talking so fast she couldn’t even hear Bruno saying her name. 

“I mean why would you? It was stupid! I was actually dared to do it!” 

“Kamala…” 

“My friend dared me! A friend you don't know... she said ‘I dare you to ask him to the movies’ so I did, you know how dares are!” 

“Kamala…” 

“Silly dares, pfft, you know how they ar-“ 

“Kamala!” Bruno loudly exclaimed, finally breaking through to the panicked girl as she looked over to him. 

“It’s okay…” 

“It is?” 

“Yeah… I was actually kinda hoping it was a date…” Bruno explained, “I.. you know… like you Kamala…” 

“You- you do?” Kamala asked as her mouth hung open with shock, “yeah… I mean I kind of thought it was obvious…” 

“I thought it was obvious I liked you…” Kamala muttered back as her nerves began to go away, like a weight was taken off her chest. 

“Really?” Bruno asked, letting out a small laugh, “I had no clue…” 

“So- ugh, sorry wedgie…” Kamala winced from the wedgie pain as she tried scooting herself into a more comfortable position, “So what do we do now…”. Bruno’s eyes met with Kamala’s as the two shared an awkward smile, “Maybe we could… go on a date? Like… a real one this time?” 

A huge smile formed on the geeky girl's face as her eyes lit up with glee, barely able to contain the joy she was feeling.

“That would be nice…” she softly replied, holding a bubbly look of love with her dorky crush before the two awkwardly broke it off. 

Back in the present…

“What aboutttt…. This one!” Kamala exclaimed, turning around rapidly as she held up a grey Superhero T-Shirt against her chest. “Yeah, that’s good!” Nakia replied with a fake smile, hoping if she gave Kamala the answer she was looking for then this whole thing could just be over with. 

“Yeah, you think? Eugh... I dunno…” the indecisive nerd muttered, staring down at the T-Shirt as she bit her lip. 

“Kamala, you’ve literally told me on three separate occasions how much you love that shirt” Nakia replied, throwing out one of her hands to gesture towards the shirt as she spoke. 

“Yeah but-“

“No buts! You’re wearing it, you will love it, Bruno will love it, everyone will love it! Okay?” 

Kamala paused for a moment, her face dropping as she listened to her friend’s rant. As a few seconds passed her eyes darted back down to the t-shirt for another look. 

“I dunno…” 

“That’s it, you’re getting a wedgie” Nakia muttered in annoyance, storming over to her geeky friend as she tried to run away. 

“Nakia! No! No! Nakia! Stop!”

STREEEETTTCCCHHHHHHHHHH

Two days later…

Kamala subtly rubbed her sore butt as she let out a painful groan, “eugh…” 

“You okay?” Bruno asked, having noticed the irritated geek’s attempt at easing her previousl wedgied butt. “W-what, oh! Yeah… pfft it’s nothing” Kamala casually replied, brushing off his question with a wave of her hand. 

“Right…” Bruno chuckled, not falling for Kamala obvious lie, “th- that shirt is really nice by the way”  

“Oh, thanks!” Kamala cheerfully exclaimed, looking down at the t-shirt Nakia pressured her into wearing. “No problem, it goes with that flannel really well!” Bruno continued, pointing to the nerdy girl’s overshirt as she began to blush. 

“Awhh, thanks Bruno, I like your outfit too…” Kamala replied, giving Bruno a playful hit of the hip as she giggled to herself. 

“T-thanks” he nervously chuckled, “I’m glad we’re doing this” 

“Me too…” Kamala smiled, moving in a little closer to Bruno as the two continued walking down the busy Jersey street. 

“Soo where are you taking mee” the nerdy girl excitedly asked, pushing her face right against Bruno’s as she stared at him with her big goofy eyes. 

“It’s a surprise, just wait, we are almost there…” Bruno replied, jokingly pushing Kamala away as he spoke. 

“come onn! the suspense is killing me!” The Jersey hero whined as her date chuckled at her dorkiness. “Just a little bit longer…” Bruno replied as the two continued walking, turning the corner of the street and revealing the secret destination to Kamala. 

“Wait- Bruno… is that?” The shocked geek muttered as she realised where her date was taking her. “Carlos’s Ice Cream? Yup” Bruno replied, a smile growing on his face as he saw how excited Kamala was. 

“Oh my gosh! We used to go here all the time!” The small nerd exclaimed with giggidyness as she ran towards the building, pulling Bruno along by his arm. 

“Hahahah, okay, okay, slow down!” Bruno laughed as they approached the outdoor seating area, passing by customers as they made their way up to the front door. 

Right as they were about to go inside Kamala noticed something in the corner of her eye, it was Zoe. 

Sat alone at one of the tables as she cried, like really cried… like a lot.

It was definitely strange for Kamala to see. In all the years her and Bruno knew Zoe she never cried, not even once. Heck, she hardly ever showed any sort of vulnerability! 

She was like a rock, a wedgie giving, no feelings, hard, rock. 

But now here she was, sitting across from Kamala with her head in her hands, bawling her eyes out. 

As the confused dork stared on at the sad bully she began tapping her date, "Bruno... look"

“What?" Bruno asked in confusion as he looked around to see what Kamala was talking about. “Look over there!” The geeky girl nodded, gesturing over to Zoe as she continued weeping. 

“Oh my god… is that-“ 

“Zoe!” 

The two nerd’s mouths hung open as they stared on with shock, still not over the fact that THE Zoe Zimmer was sitting in front of them crying. 

I mean we’re talking about the same girl who once gave Bruno an atomic wedgie with KAMALA’S undies, she was the last person they would ever expected to see crying. 

“Should we… do something?” Kamala asked, turning her head over to Bruno as she spoke. 

“Like what?” he replied, raising an eyebrow at his date’s suggestion. “I dunno! Comfort her, you know?” Kamala unsurely whispered, her heart breaking with sympathy for her bully as she watched her cry. 

“Kamala, this is Zoe we’re talking about! If we go over there she’ll… use her tears to give us a wet willy!” Bruno awkwardly explained, noticing the oddness of his example as it came out his mouth. 

“What?” 

“I don’t know… you get what I mean, she’ll torture us!” 

Kamala sighed, deep down she knew Bruno was probably right but she just couldn’t stand there watching her cry.

She was a superhero, it was her job to help people! Even if those people are mean bullies who give Kamala a wedgie at any opportunity they can…

“We can’t just leave her there, she’s sad!” Kamala whined, giving Bruno a frown as he wrestled with his thoughts on whether or not this was a good idea. 

On one hand, he knew Kamla was right but on the other… he really didn’t want this date to end with him getting a purple nurple in front of the girl of his dreams. 

Despite his reluctance, Bruno ended up choosing Kamala’s idea, with his good nature ultimately winning this in-head debate. 

“ugh, you’re right” the nerd groaned, Kamala’s eyes lighting up with a look of shock and joy as she heard this, “I am??”

“Yeah…” Bruno hesitantly muttered, solidifying what he was sure would be his doom as Kamala began slowly walking over to the sad girl.

The pair nervously approached the devestated ginger as she cried, head still in her hands.  

“Uhh Z-zoe?” The geeky girl awkwardly asked as she raised an eyebrow, giving a shy wave as the bully looked up. 

“K-Kamala?!? Bruno?!?” Zoe spat out in shock as she jerked back, instantly putting back on her tough bully persona. 

“What are you losers doing here?” The ginger girl angrily snapped, quickly wiping away her tears as she stared down the two geeks. 

“We were just getting some ice cream… are you okay?” Kamala kindly asked, giving her bully a soft smile as she finished speaking. 

“Uhhh, duh! Why wouldn’t I be fine?” Zoe replied with a snarky tone, acting like she didn’t know exactly what they were talking about. 

“Cus you’re crying…” Kamala awkwardly muttered, pointing to the ginger’s red eyes as she spoke. “I wasn’t crying!” Zoe retorted, scoffing at Kamala’s claim before rolling her eyes. 

“Oh… okay… sorry, well… if you did want to talk about it… you could…”

Zoe looked up to Kamala, noticing the sincerity in her eyes. She couldn’t help but feel tempted by the nerd’s offer… 

“It’s nothing…” she muttered, “Kendra and I broke up” 

Zoe nearly broke right there as she spoke, her eyes watering up at the mere thought of her once girlfriend. 

“Kendra?” Kamala asked in confusion, raising an eyebrow as Bruno whispered, “they're were dating for a little while..."

“Ahhhhhh…” the dorky girl exclaimed, her attention turning back to the bully with her now understanding the situation. 

“Awh, I’m so sorry Zoe, that’s awful” Kamala continued, giving the ginger a sympathetic look as she spoke. 

“Pftt, sure…” Zoe muttered with a roll of her eyes. 

“No really, that sucks…” the geek replied, her good nature barely even thwarted by the bully’s comments. 

“Uh yeah… yeah it does…” Zoe awkwardly replied, caught off guard by Kamala’s genuine kindness. 

“How have you been? You know… since then” 

The ginger scoffed, “shit… she’s all i can think about… her face, her laugh, her wet willies… it sucks” 

Zoe let out a sad laugh, “you know I taught her the proper grip for a purple nurple?”

“Wow yeah… sounds like you guys were pretty serious…” Kamala muttered, unsure how she was meant to respond to that. “We were” Zoe replied sadly, letting out a scoff as she rolled her eyes, “god I feel like such a dork right now”

“Noooo… you’re not a dork, that Kendra doesn’t know what she’s missing, really!” Kamala reassurefully exclaimed, getting a small laugh from Zoe. “I just wish there was something we could do to make you feel better…” Kamala sadly continued before Bruno added on, muttering, “Could just let her give us wedgies…”

Zoe’s eyes lit up as she heard this, with her looking up to the two dorks with a ‘really?’ expression. “Uhhh, I mean that’s one idea…” Kamala awkwardly stammered as she tried to quickly move on from what Bruno said before being interrupted by Zoe, “It would make me feel better…” 

Kamala let out a sigh, hanging her head in embarrassment as she accept her fate, “Ofcourse it would…”

“Wait… you can’t be serious?” Bruno asked, his eyes darting back and forth between Kamala and Zoe. “You’re the one who suggested it, Brunie!” The ginger bully sadly exclaimed, throwing on some puppy eyes as she tried her best to guilt trip the nerd.

“Bu- but-” Bruno stammered as he looked over to Kamala for any way to get out of this, “It’ll be quick, right Zoe?” Kamala asked. “Of course! Oh my god, you ner- I mean you guys are doing me a favour, I’m not gonna take up much of your time! Plus I’m sure you gotta get back to... hanging out or whatever” Zoe explained, not even realising the two were on a date half due to her being so focused on the whole breakup thing and half because she was just used to seeing them hanging around together all the time anyways.

“But…” Bruno sadly muttered, stopping as he realised there was probably nothing he could do to escape this wedgie. Kamala looked over to him, giving him an apologetic smile and mouthing the word “Sorry” before turning back to Zoe. 

“Soo, uh, how do you want to do this?” Kamala asked, letting out an awkward laugh as Zoe stood up, walking over to the pair of dweebs. “Hmm, you first” the ginger bully exclaimed, pointing to Bruno before turning her head over to Kamala, “Save the best for last!”

Kamala let out a fake chuckle, awkwardly smiling at Zoe as she made her way behind Bruno. “Do you mind?” She asked, gesturing down to the bottom of the geeky man’s t-shirt as she spoke. Bruno sighed, pulling up his t-shirt to give Zoe better access to his undies.

“Thanks” Zoe chirped, her nose scrunching as she smiled quickly before turning back down to the nerd’s now exposed waistband. “There we are…” the ginger bully muttered, wrapping her fingers around the waistband as she began pulling the fabric up slightly. 

As the cotton of his underwear slowly began rising up his cheeks, Bruno began to clench his butt. Hoping his torture wouldn’t last too long so he could resume his date.

“You ready?” Zoe asked, preparing her position for the first pull. “Could I ever be?” Bruno sarcastically replied, muttering under his breath as he felt his tighty whities starting to crawl up his lower back. 

“Good point.” The ginger whispered back, giggling to herself as she yanked the waistband, pulling the fabric up Bruno’s back. “Ah! Ahh!” Bruno shouted, yelping in pain as the cotton of his briefs was heaved up his butt.

“Eugh..” Kamala groaned, wincing as she covered her eyes while still watching through the holes between her fingers. 

“Oh, hold still!” Zoe lightly complained before laughing, “it’s not like this is your first time in the wedgie mobile!” 

With a giggle, the ginger bully gave the waistband of the underwear another pull, yanking the fabric up past the middle of Bruno’s back. “Aah!” The poor nerd shrieked, his hands racing back to grab his sore butt as the cotton was dragged further up his cheeks. 

“Oof…” Kamala sympathetically muttered, practically being able to feel the pain of the wedgie herself just by seeing it. 

The cotton let out a weak stretching sound as it was slowly raised higher by Zoe, with her inching the waistband up past Bruno’s shoulder blades. 

“God, don’t you guys just love that sound?” Zoe cheerfully exclaimed, “whatever dork designed tighty whities did a good job cus I swear they give the best stretches ever"

As Zoe finished she drove the waistband up once again, yanking the fabric up towards the top of his neck. “O-ow! Ah!” Bruno yelled out, his teeth gritting with agony as he felt the cotton of his underwear ramming itself up his butt. 

Kamala couldn’t even bear to watch it, here she was begging Bruno to come talk to Zoe now he was getting ripped a new asshole! In front of his date, no less! 

“Hey Zoe, I think he has had enough… maybe you should move on to me-“

“What?! I just started!” 

Zoe snapped her head back to Kamala as she spoke, staring at her with annoyance as she held the waistband still. 

“Right… sorry…” Kamala sheepishly muttered as her eyes darted down to the floor, intimidated by the ginger’s glare. 

“Hnngh!” Zoe grunted, continuing her bullying as she turned back to her wedgie victim. 

“I just thought you’d want to give me a wedgie, seen as I'm wearing superhero panties and all…” 

Zoe stopped, ceasing her pull as her head shifted back to the nerdy girl. 

“S-Superhero panties?” 

“Mhmm hmmm, Avengers” 

‘Fuckkk’ Zoe thought to herself, already picturing pulling that ‘A’ logo over Kamala’s dorky face. 

Without even looking back to Bruno the ginger bully let go of his waistband, relieving the tighty whities of their stress and allowing the underwear to return to its rightful home.

…. In a very brutal manner

SNAP

“Oow…” Bruno sighed, rubbing his sore behind as the stinging sensation of having his waistband snap down against his lower back harshly rung throughout his body. 

“Avengers?” Zoe asked, raising an eyebrow as she stepped closer to Kamala. 

“Uh huh, they’re from their 2023 collection!” Kamala excitedly replied, getting caught up in the joy of talking about her superhero undies and forgetting why it was they were being discussed.

“Khan, I'm already sold! Relax!” The ginger bully chuckled, patting Kamala’s shoulder as she made her way behind the geeky girl. 

Zoe’s fingers slid down the back of her soon to be wedgie victim, lifting up the end of her flannel and t-shirt to get to her trousers. 

Kamala’s cheeks clenched in preparation as she felt her bully’s hands wrapping themselves around her waistband, the cotton of her panties slowly invading her cheeks as they were pulled up slightly. 

“Ugh, Kamala you always give me the best panties to work with, seriously, have I ever told you that?” Zoe asked, her tone seeming like she was actually making a genuine comment rather than some sarcastic remark. 

“Oh.. thanks?”

“Like look at these things, have you ever gotten a wedgie in these before? They feel perfect”

“Uh, I don’t think so- Mhmm!” Kamala jolted, instinctively letting out a yelp as her panties were yanked up her butt. 

“Eugh, did you hear that stretch?” Zoe exclaimed, turning her head back to Bruno with her mouth hung open in awe, "Like right out of a TV show! You might have some competition Brunerd ” 

Kamala let out a weak groan, the upper half of her body starting to keel over with her hands stuffed around her privates. “If you’re happy I’m happy…” The nerdy girl weakly spat out, wincing in anguish as she spoke. 

“Awh, Kamala.. That it so adorbs, thank you so much again for letting me do this guys… it’s actually really helping” Zoe commented, making the geeky girl’s heart melt with joy as a huge smile sprawled across her face. 

Well… for a second anyways…

“Gah!” 

Kamala’s hands shot back, switching from holding her sore to privates to her aching butt as she grimaced in discomfort. 

The cotton of her panties were pulled further up her back, driving the fabric between Kamala’s sore cheeks as the geek squealed out in pain. “Ow! Ow! Ow!” The dorky girl whined, her feet getting lifted off the ground as her panties pulled her up.  

“Awgh!” Kamala gasped, her legs flailing around as she cringed from the gruesome pain of the now… dangling wedgie? Bouncing wedgie? She wasn’t really sure what this was.

Zoe leaned back as she gave another yank, pulling Kamala higher up into the air before quickly letting her go and then pulling her back up.

‘Oh my gosh, it’s a bouncing wedgie'

Kamala’s legs trashed around as she was yanked up and down, her panties digging further into her crack as she was tossed like a yo-yo. 

“Hoo!! Mhmm hmm, that's some good pulling…” Kamala weakly groaned through her bounces, her face gone bright red with embarrassment as the other people seated outside watched on as she received a mega wedgie.

“Kams! These might be your best undies yet!” Zoe exclaimed, lifting her arms up and down as she bounced the dork by her panties. “Just try not to rip them.. please" Kamala muttered through her gritting teeth, trying her best to just put up with the pain so she could resume her date with Bruno.

Speaking of which, the nerdy boy had finally had enough of watching his girlfriend get tossed around like a toy. “Come on Zoe, don’t you think that’s enough?” Bruno asked, rubbing his own sore butt as he spoke. 

“Eugh, it’s okay Bruno! I’m fine! Ow!” Kamala groaned, throwing a thumbs up to her date as he watched on in horror. 

“See! She’s fine!” Zoe chirped, bouncing the dorky girl up and down as she squealed with pain. “That seems like fine to you?” Bruno asked, pointing to the clearly distraught Kamala as she held onto her large butt tightly. 

“Bruno… really…” Kamala weakly spat out, getting cut off by Zoe before she could finish. “Well what do you want me to do? Are you offering up your tighty whities for another round?” Zoe sarcastically asked, her bully persona coming back out slightly as she gave a mean stare to Bruno. 

“I just want you to put Kamala down so we can get back to our date!” Bruno frustratedly snapped back, letting out a sigh as he finished speaking before finally realising what he just said.

“Wait... date?”

Zoe’s eyes darted back and forth between Bruno and Kamala, the pieces of the situation finally clicking in her head.

“You guys are dating??” The ginger girl asked, holding Kamala's waistband still with the geeky girl remaining up in the air, legs dangling in deseperate hope of reaching the floor.

“Since… today…” Kamala muttered in response.

BANG

Kamala was dropped to the floor, her superhero undies following behind like her very own cape. 

“This is your first date??” Zoe asked with shock, looking to Bruno as he ran over to help Kamala up.

“Yeah…” The dorky girl muttered back as she got back to her feet, rubbing her sore behind.

“Awhhhh! You guys! That is totes adorbs! I always wondered why you two didn’t date!” Zoe exclaimed, a huge smile plastered across her face that seemed surprisingly sincere and not sarcastic or mean in any way. 

“R-really?” Bruno asked, raising an eyebrow as his defenses were slowly lowered. 

“Uhhhh…. Duh!" Zoe replied, “you guys love all the same stuff, you make each other laugh constantly and, oh yeah, I’m not blind! I’ve seen the way you two look at each other!” 

The pair let out an embarrassed chuckle, eyes darting over to each other before looking away. 

“You should have told me! I would have put you guys in a makeout wedgie!” Zoe remarked, her mouth hanging open with glee as she thought of how magnificent that wedgie could have been. 

“Oh no… that’s fine…”

“Yeah… we’re not really…”

The two stammered awkwardly around the thought of such a wedgie before Zoe finally gave up, letting out a sigh.

“Eugh, fine, I can do something a little more up your alley, besides you guys were pretty nice for helping me out today so…”

Later…

“Your butt feeling any better, yet?” 

“Nope, yours?”

“Nope…”

The two dorks hung side by side from a chainlinked fence, their underwear tied around the top of the metal barrier. 

“Awh, you guys are so cute up there!” Zoe remarked, looking up to the two hanging nerds as they dangled in her impressive work. 

“Thanks Zoe!- ah!... wedgie” Kamala groaned, wincing in agony after her excited movement accidentally drove the underwear further up her butt. “Ouch… you alright?” Bruno asked, getting a nod back from the geeky girl, “mhmm hmm, not exactly how I thought my first date would go but… atleast we’re together” 

The dorky couple shared a soft smile as they reached out and held hands, their hearts melting as they looked at each other in the eyes fondly.

For a moment atleast…

“Woah, nice wedgies” 

The duo looked over to see a young woman, around their age, speaking. She had a hip, skater-like vibe to her, with baggy jeans and a green hoodie over a white top. 

“oh, thanks” Zoe quietly replied, a bit caught off guard by the cute woman’s comment. 

“Those dorks are really up there” the girl remarked, giggling to herself before turning her head over to Zoe. “Nice technique, what’s your name?” the skater girl asked, sticking out her hand as she spoke,

“T-thanks I’m uh, Zoe…what’s your name?” the ginger woman replied, staring at the skater girl with awe while nervously shaking her hand.

“Lucy, do you- wanna get out of here? Grab something to eat?” 

Zoe’s eyes widened, a small smile forming on her face, “s-sure, yeah, sounds fun…” 

“Cool, I know this great place we could go, come on” Lucy exclaimed, gesturing for Zoe to follow as she began to walk off. “One second!” Zoe quickly replied, turning back to the two geeks hanging from the wired fence. 

“Thanks so much again for today guys, seriously. I really needed that, you guys are awesome” Zoe exclaimed with a smile, “Oh and congrats on the date! You guys are totes cute together, really!” 

Zoe began to run off as she finished speaking, giving the dweebs a quick wave and “Bye!” before turning the corner and leaving with her new friend. 

“They seem good together…” Kamala muttered, nodding her head as she stared off into the distance like it was the end of some film. “Ow! Yeah they can bond over giving wedgies and noogies” Bruno sarcastically replied, trying to wiggle his way out the hanging wedgie as he spoke.

“Ugh, Bruno I’m so sorry… I totally ruined our date” Kamala apologetically whined, “I just saw her there crying an- I couldn’t just leave her there all sad and-” 

Bruno cut the geeky girl’s ramble off, placing a hand on her shoulder as she spoke. “Kamala it’s fine, really. it’s who you are... You’re a superhero” Bruno exclaimed, smiling at his date before continuing, “you think I don’t know what I’m getting myself into?”

Kamala let out a light sigh of relief, “You’re not mad?” 

“Of course not, besides this is kind of fitting for how our date would end up…” Bruno joked, getting a small giggle from Kamala. 

“Shut up” the geeky girl chuckled, shaking her head as she laughed with her date. 

“You know one of us is probably gonna have to rip our underwear to get us down?”

“Yeah….” 

“You want me to do it so you don’t ruin your Avengers undies, don’t you?”

“Yeah…”

“Eugh, fine…”

“Thanks Bruno…”