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"Sid," Geno said, jogging down the stairs two days later. "You not like jizz. Is like shoes thing, or like chunky peanut butter thing?" Sidney had strong feelings about his shoes, but he grudgingly acknowledged that manufacturers continued to issue updated models every few months, so his running shoes were never quite the same even though he always bought the same brand and style. Chunky peanut butter, on the other hand, was inviolate. You did not fuck with the chunky peanut butter.
Or, as I titled the document, Jizz: a love story.
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lol
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Emissions Free by lightgetsin
Published: 2013-07-16
Work/Series ID: 886171Relationship Tags:
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"Sid," Geno said, jogging down the stairs two days later. "You not like jizz. Is like shoes thing, or like chunky peanut butter thing?" Sidney had strong feelings about his shoes, but he grudgingly acknowledged that manufacturers continued to issue updated models every few months, so his running shoes were never quite the same even though he always bought the same brand and style. Chunky peanut butter, on the other hand, was inviolate. You did not fuck with the chunky peanut butter.
Or, as I titled the document, Jizz: a love story.
Geno leaned in. "When you jerk off alone, use condom?"
Sid nodded. "Yeah," he said. "Ever since I left home and could get them. I tried without in the shower, but—" he made a sad face "—it never washed away quick enough and ruined, you know."
"Okay," Geno said, and stood up.
He stepped out into the aisle to see Flower and Tanger huddled together in the row behind Sid. They had clearly been eavesdropping.
"What the fuck?" Flower moaned, hands over his face.
"Own fault," Geno said. "Shouldn't listen in. Think about life. Think about choices." And he went back to his card game.
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so cute omg
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