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A is for Azrael, who pelts you with fire;
B is for Boris, who cannot expire;
C for Cerebov, who hits with great force;
D is for Dowan/Duvessa of course;
E is for Edmund, who could be much worse;
F is for Fannar, who chills with a curse;
G is for Geryon, with three fearsome heads;
H for the Hydra, with three cubed instead;
I is for Ilsuiw, who glides through the seas;
J is for Joseph, who nets you with ease;
K is for Kirke, whose friends are all hogs;
L is for Lamia, whose magic befogs;
M is for Maurice, who'll steal all your dough;
N is for Nellie, the star of the show;
O is for oklob, which melts off your face;
P is for Purgy, despised by his race;
Q is for Qazlal, who makes a great noise;
R is for Robin who fires up her boys;
S is for Sigmund who reaps with a scythe;
T is for Tiamat whose nature is lithe;
U is for Urug, an orc on the make;
V is for Vashnia, half woman, half snake;
W is for Wiglaf, removed from these floors;
X is for Xtahua, whose breath breaks down doors;
Y is for Yuif, who's out of his mind;
Z is for Zot, which we'd all like to find.