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Aziraphale never intended for the summoning to work, not really. But he may have got a little excited upon discovering the original version of a ritual while working on restoring an old occult book. He just recreated the steps out of scientific curiosity, really. But when the summoning actually unexpectedly worked, at least it summoned a being who was nice about the whole thing.
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The Serpent's House by hope_in_the_dark for reasonably_tattered
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale Fell has been working at Heaven's Gate for the better part of twenty years as an assessor of orphanages for children with magical abilities. His life in London is fine, mostly. He has a house, and a cat, and that should be enough.
When he receives a strange assignment that has him bound for a month-long stay on a remote Scottish island, however, he begins to realise that everything may not be as it seems.
(Note: this is an AU set in the world of TJ Klune's The House in the Cerulean Sea, and while I recommend that you read it, it's not necessary to do so to understand the plot of this fic!)
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Anthony J. Crowley is a hotshot investigative reporter for the Ineffable Times, and he loves it. More precisely, he loves digging into things people don't want dug into, exposing horrible people for the monsters they are.
He also loves his co-worker Aziraphale Eastgate - who he's not entirely sure knows he exists. Aziraphale runs the society desk, and Crowley's fairly certain he's an angel come to earth. When Aziraphale smiles his supernova smile, Crowley feels like all his problems just melt away. He'd give anything to see that smile - and know he caused it. Unfortunately, a strict no-fraternization policy has kept him from making a move. ...Well, that and his bone-deep certainty he’s nowhere good enough for an angel like Aziraphale.
That doesn’t mean he can’t pull some strings to make the angel smile, right? What the Powers That Be don't know can't hurt them.... right?
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The Painted Veil by Create_Serenity (Sivany), MirjamCollabs (Mirjam)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Painted Veil (2006), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Oct 2024
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Crowley lives a life of leisure in 1920s London and when they meet at a party, Aziraphale is instantly smitten with him, whilst Crowley thinks Aziraphale is kind, but dull. When circumstances force them into an ill-advised marriage Crowley finds himself undertaking the journey of a lifetime, first to Shanghai and then beyond into the heart of China, where he faces challenges he never expected and is forced to confront not only outside dangers, but also his beliefs about himself, Aziraphale and what their marriage could be.
Sometimes the greatest journey is the distance between two people.
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My Fair Angel by ReaperKnight, TawnyEvergreen
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, My Fair Lady (1964)
31 Oct 2024
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Azaria Doolittle is just a flower seller from Lisson Grove struggling to make ends meet. Being a shop assistant would be the dream but her speech keeps her from any opportunity.
Crowley is a renowned, albeit abrupt, linguistics professor.
A night following the opera puts the pair of them in each other's paths, leading to a bet to pass Azaria off as a duchess. Not that Crowley keeps that in mind, heading off with longtime friend and another linguistics professor, Anathema Device.
When Azaria goes to have Crowley make good on that bet, the pair are tested. It's a clash of wills as each tries to come out the other side with their pride, and hearts, intact.