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After an argument with an Unspeakable left Harry decades in the past, the plan was to avoid Tom Riddle at all costs. Unfortunately, Tom wasn’t interested in cooperating, and no matter where Harry went, he was waiting.
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- Part 1 of Clever Boy + extras / missing scenes
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Voldemort and Harry adopt their younger versions and spend the summer in Ottery St Catchpole. They spoil them rotten and get sunburnt. That’s it.
Oh, and they nap.
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This continues the work But I’m already yours. Basically: tooth-rotting snippets from Harry's and Tom's lives. With a bit of awkwardness, humanity, and what have you.
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- Part 2 of Honey and Cinnamon
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It was Tuesday when Minister Riddle walked into Harry’s barbershop.
The next week he returned.
Harry thought he had gotten another regular customer.Unfortunately, Harry was never good at reading the signs.
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- Part 1 of on a more serious note
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Tom Riddle suffers from constant intrusive thoughts about killing people.
His priest, Father Harry, wonders when is the day he’ll snap and go too far.
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As a recluse from the Wizarding world Harry is used to a simple life and more than content to let his Omega side lie dormant.
It all goes to shit when one night a dangerously attractive and insufferable Alpha hits him with a car.
Portugese translation available on Wattpad
Russian translation available on ficbook.netSeries
- Part 1 of Honey and Cinnamon
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Pete's Eats by bloodgutsandstarbucks
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
09 Dec 2019
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prompt: Peter having a YouTube channel where he just drinks wine and teaches people how to cook things if they live in a mediocre apartment. While cooking and drinking he just talks about stuff like memes and school and, most importantly, his undying thirst for Tony Stark.
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05 Sep 2025
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not me cooing at the ending NEOSJDOANDKSKD
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Each entry is complete and exists (mostly) independent of each other.
You can download volume one through four here
This series is:
- Not Team Cap friendly.
- Has no particular order because besides having the Post-CW timeline in common, none of them are actually (intentionally) connected at the time of their posting
- Uses headcanons some of which are mentioned in the beginning of the fic or simply tagged
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- I'm socially inept but I have recently started replying to comments
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Home is Where You Are by WreckingYuuji
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
17 Jan 2021
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Satoru finds that he likes having Yuuji around.
Or alternatively, the Gojo Satoru simps for Itadori Yuuji fic.
Bookmarked by ardelawffy
08 Aug 2025
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fuck me open with a chainsaw why don't you
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After Fred dies, George doesn't think anything will ever be okay again. Not until Harry Potter inserts himself into his life out of nowhere, full of warm smiles and tender touches that make him melt. The world brightens around him, and soon George is laughing again, he's smiling, he's realizing that if this is what the rest of his life will look like, he's more than willing to live it. Because whilst Fred may be gone, George isn't. And for all that he will miss his twin, Fred would skin him alive if he threw that away for nothing.
Or: George Weasley falls hopelessly, irrevocably, disgustingly in love with Harry Potter and realizes how to be okay somewhere along the way.
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- Part 1 of How Harry Saved George