Behold the Sacred Texts
A collection hosting the many and varied fic recommendations, and fic event works, from the members of the Anubis' Crypt discord server!
All fics have been chosen because our members love them, and we think others will too! The collection is BNHA-centric, but all fandoms are welcome! Info on the discord server, and how to join, are in the FAQ.
Feel free to shuffle through and enjoy the recs!!
Note: We will not be using the 'unrevealed' or 'anonymous' options for this collection at any point.
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Random works
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it's a hard rock life by ochako (kunimi) for wendysheep
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Jan 2022
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“Why is he a bastard this time?” Ashido asks curiously. Some part of Katsuki immediately doesn’t trust it—knows her predilection for criminal activity innately after two years—but more of him is like an uncorked bottle, foaming at the brim.
“The goddamn rock.”
There’s a beat of silence.
“Uh,” Sero says. “What?”
“You heard me!” Katsuki barks. “That fucking—” He starts strangling the air again with renewed force, “—rock.”
Kirishima and Ashido exchange a glance.
Jirou finally looks up from her notebook to frown at Katsuki. “Okay, we know what those words mean, but not like that. What are you talking about?”
“His stupid rock!” Katsuki repeats, frustrated. At Jirou’s unimpressed look, he elaborates, “that stupid fucking rock he’s taking everywhere!”
Todoroki makes a new friend. Bakugou hates his whole goddamn life.
—in which bakugou is elmo, todoroki is zoe, and the goddamn rock is ruining bakugou's life
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Sero Hanta's Simple Guide on how to Acquire a Cute Baby and a Hot Boyfriend by SS12890
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Jul 2020
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"Do you actually know anything about babies?”
“I know to support the head. Babies have floppy necks for a few months.” Hanta raises daring eyebrows at Uraraka and purses his lips, and she responds by putting more things in the cart without breaking eye contact. He's glad being a well known hero pays well.
Hanta finds a baby in a park. He keeps the baby from the park. Somehow he manages to seduce one Todoroki Shouto along the way.
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Three Guys Go to a Bar(and then they Beat You With It) by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Feb 2020
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“Well, it seems a bit funny…” Shinsou’s drawling voice trailed off, becoming slightly sharper by the word, “...that the three students with the most villainous quirks were set up for this.”
Tokoyami jerked upright. “You do not mean that-.”
“Oh he means it,” Bakugou growled out with narrowed eyes, “ pencil-ass set us up to play his goddamn villains because we’re good at it.”Or:
Aizawa assigned Tokoyami, Bakugou, and Shinsou to play as the villains in the end year exam against the rest of the class.
Aizawa accounted for Bakugou's rage, Shinsou's asshole tendencies, and Tokoyami's self-esteem.
Aizawa did not account for the pure, unholy wrath, of three very petty teenagers who like to make a point.Here's the TV Tropes page, because apparently chaos loves company
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your faithless love's the only hoax i believe in by quirklesswonder (TheSadisticMunchkin), TheSadisticMunchkin
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jul 2020
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My only one
My kingdom come undone
My broken drum
You have beaten my heartBakugou finds out what happened to Shouto after the mission.
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- Part 2 of No other sadness in the world would do
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The chaotic neutral’s guide to time travel by DancingInTheStorm
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Aug 2020
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“You claim you are from the future,” Nedzu said, hopping onto his desk. “Do you have anything to prove this?”
Hitoshi fished around in his pocket. “Here’s my hero license,” he said, holding it up.
Nedzu opened his mouth, but Hitoshi kept right on going, producing a handful of odds and ends from his pocket. “Also a movie ticket, some dryer lint, some, uh, didn’t know I still had that but it’s old gum—“
That was when Aizawa walked in, capture weapon floating around him. “What’s the emergency?” he asked, clipped, as he kicked open the door.
“—and the left arm of a Deku plushie,” Hitoshi finished, unruffled. “My cat ate the rest.”
Series
- Part 10 of DancingInTheStorm’s BNHA fics
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Civil Wars, Whistleblower Tactics, Schematic Drafting, And The Finer Points Of Sith Adoption: The Essential How-To Guide For The Engineering Jedi by Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Jul 2024
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When Luke Skywalker—operating under the name of Luke Lars—accepts a job offer from none other than Darth Vader to become the next Head Engineer aboard his flagship, The Executor, a.k.a. The Lady, he hardly expected his life to take as much of a turn as it did.
Learning how to navigate his way through the microcosm of culture that is the Lady, Luke finds that life is far from quiet in his new home. Friendships and rivalries are made, inventions and politics throw everything into disarray, and throughout it all, Luke and Vader slowly find themselves drawn closer to each other, much to the relief and awe of many of the Lady's crewmembers.
Follow our favorite engineer from the twin suns as he goes from strangers, to friends, to adoptive family with his mysterious new mentor, and changes the face of the galaxy forever in the process. There are mysteries about the past to be unraveled, inventions to be made, wars to be fought, and family bonds to be forged in the fires of revolution and rebellion.
They say that Darth Vader has no heart, that the Empire and its Emperor are eternal, that the Jedi are dead and gone, and that nothing will ever change.
"They" have obviously never met Luke Skywalker before.
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Bookmarked by anubisisms
02 Aug 2021
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The sheer scale of what this author has planned out makes me want to marry them. This series is an absolute banger and I humbly bow down to it's genius
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Time Loop Shenanigans - Tsuyu by Leaving_these_together_orphaner (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Nov 2020
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In which 1-A is looping and has a bucket list, which they tick off whenever it gets too much for them.
Tsuyu's Choice: Master one highly specific skill each, in order to freak people out next loop.
Master these skills to the point you can do them in your sleep. They can be related to your Quirk, or completely mundane. Mundane might be more amusing, unless you can do something that’s actually quite unusual/atypical using your Quirk. Preferably, said skills should be either:
a) Insanely powerful in highly specific settings
b) Capable of meshing together in a terrifyingly effective manner
c) Both.
[There were a lot of protests over this, because it sounded like Tsuyu wasn’t actually thinking about herself, until she pointed out that it was going to drive Monoma completely insane. They all shut up after that]Series
- Part 3 of Green Freckle Child Loops Forever.
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Hawks Lays an Egg by ButterflyApocalypse
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 May 2020
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“I...What is that?” Dabi asked.
Hawks flared his feathers. “That is our son!”
Dabi eyed the large oblong white object cradled in Hawks’ arms. An egg, he realized. Hawks laid an egg.Translation into Español available: Hawks Pone un Huevo by WhatTheFuckIsMorality
Translation into русский available: Хоукс Сносит Яйцо by maxwell_francis
Podfic available: Hawks Lays an Egg by EkkoRainstorm
Series
- Part 1 of Omeletverse
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The Secrets We Keep (Aren't Really That Extreme) by CheekyBrunette
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2022
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Shoto
I’d be willing to spar with you, Midoirya.
If the offer still stands.I AM HERE!!!
Okay!!!!!
I’ll wait out front so we can walk over together!!!uwu-ravity
omfg
is anyone surprised?I AM HERE!!!
?uwu-ravity
lol it’s nothing, deku, i’ll tell you when you’re older ;)(A chat fic in which everyone has a secret, albeit some are a little more obvious than others. Each chapter, a new secret is revealed!)
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At twenty-five, Harry Potter is at a crossroads in his life. He's achieved his dream of being an Auror, but it's not all it's cracked up to be, and with one child and another on the way, he's missing out on precious time with his family. But being an Auror is all he knows how to do - right?
So he's in for a surprise when Professor McGonagall, Headmistress of Hogwarts, offers him a job as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher ...
Series
- Part 1 of Further Education