Hell nah. Axel wasn't gay. He was straight! Out of all those zesty dudes in Tempus, he was by far the straightest one.
So you admit you're zesty.
I love your Altare characterization.
His hair was slicked back, and he had a pair of glasses on, highlighting his beautiful black eyes.
Wow. Axel wasn't gay, but he thought LeBron looked stunning. He didn't even know he had a thing for glasses!
Fucker's bald, no?
Okay, how will he get intimate enough to blackmail LeBron?
You just wanna get intimate, admit it.
"Don't worry, I'm a regular," LeBron laughed, "They just put it in my tab and the Lakers pay for it."
Swoon. The way he said that, just nonchalantly, made Axel's heart jump a little. Not in a gay way, in a straight way. He was just admiring this man's money!
Delude yourself, see if I care. (I do care, keep it up, it's hilarious)
"Anyways, uh, I gotta go, like," Axel suddenly remembered, "I gotta kidnap a slime for the guild."
"Okay, man," Bettel replied, "It's not like I care about your little date." He then turned around and walked off.
He didn't blink about the slime, how terrible!
Thank you!
Okay I have to admit I've only seen LeBron's photo for a total of one time and forgot he was bald... I'll come up with an in-universe explanation for it because it's funnier that way.
Bettel doesn't care about the slime, how tragic :(
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