Comment on The Quagmire Sextuplets AU

  1. RaspberrySwish on Chapter 5 Sun 01 Mar 2020 04:42PM UTC

    ("Are we dead?" Quigley asked. "Is this was the afterlife is?")
    Quigley, I'm fucking-
    Wow
    That newspaper is even more wrong than it normally is ew

    Jacques Snicket your entrance is like a fucking creep
    *Pushes oneself through floor*
    HeLlO bOyS 😏😏👨👨👨

    Regina trying to get into every conversation...

    Regina is so oblivious Im-

    THE PARENT TRAP
    THEYRE SWITCHING OMG

    They're so bad at impersonating each other
    Mr. Remora called Isa Mr. Quagmire and I almost lost it but then I remembered they had switched whew

    This is the funniest fucking thing
    They're so bad at it and the others (Let's name names: Regina) are making it worse I'm dying here Sara

    Duncan: Yeah I'm a girl *giggles*
    Klaus: Duncan?
    Duncan: um FUCK.... hi

    The entire Quagmire family launches into introspection abt their sexuality at the same time Im-

    Carroll's inner monologue is the best

    The inventor and the poet.... I see what you did there...

    Mrs. Q bursting in and being like
    "you're a lesbian!"
    "you're ace!"
    "you're bi!"
    "you're gay!"
    "You're demi!"
    Regina: And I'm straight!
    *entire family laughs*
    Mrs. Q: Yeah no

    Regina.... please... we both know it's not Klaus... dont do this to yourself...

    At this point Regina is most definitely Carroll's biggest stressor. Shes just stirring up drama and hes sitting there like pleaseeeee stopppp
    Dont do this to yourself (and me)

    Regina singing that song oh my god
    Reggie please how clueless can you get?
    At least this will push her to actually realize stuff (hopefully) and not stir up too much drama (although the drama is really fun)

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