Oh my goodness like both Peter and his alter-ego Spider-Man have self confidence issues it would be like such a hot mess. It's a good thing Peter can't date himself...technically.
*imitates deep voice* The only way they can fix themselves is....with eachother. Watch as this loveable nerdy photographer and the city menace work together to fight crime, get justice and tangle into the webs of fate and love. SPIDERMAN AND PETER PARKER : Strings of Fate (coming to a theater near you )
I am so sorry I couldn't resist writing that awful trailer. I would be a big liar if I didn't already imagine the excuses Peter/Spidey would shot out. True, but this is Peter Parker only the weirdest things can happen to him, it wouldn't be that far fetched considering the Web Verse comics. He could literally break up with him self. Giving a whole new meaning to "It's not you it's me".
I WILL one day! Just gotta fix my laptop first and get my writing focus back. I already have the cracks and serious starters read and the multiple endings. (Spoiler: guess who taking the Gwen stacy ending.)
(In the serious fic Uncle Ben still dies , Peter blames himself, Spiderman/"The Human Spider"((wrestling )) blames himself for letting this guy's Uncle die, both form a duo of catching the bad guy and let's be real Peter can't punch worth shit yet but like that's gonna stop him from finding Uncle Ben's killer and Spidey is going to help her swear to God he isn't going to stop until they catch this man)
"I'm sorry" Peter chocked on his tears, " It's not you, it's me. I don't deserve someone so selfless, so amazing, or kind or just...just.... I don't deserve you! I can't keep up, I'm not powerful like Johnny or smart like Mr.Stark or be able to give you the things you deserve. I'm just plain old boring Peter Parker. And I'm not good enough. "
*crack* "Listen Spidey, it's not you it's me I hope you can understand "
Ughhhh it makes me so mad that Uncle Ben is like the one character I can never figure out how to keep alive. I'm aggressively an everyone lives writer and Uncle Ben's death is just so integral to Peter's moral code being so strong, and him never giving up. I mean you can kind of get that with Ben being alive but there's a very visible difference between Peter before Uncle Ben's death and Peter after. As soon as it's a non-powered AU though i'm like UNCLE BEN LIVES!
OH MAN THOUGH, these are so good I can't wait to read both of them :) PS I loved that you edited them because then I got to read like 5 different versions of them <3 sorry i got busy and it took a while to reply.
Uncle Ben is difficult to work with. He's such a big impact on Peter's decision to becoming Spider-man, that it's difficult to keep him alive since he won't have the same results if he did die , it is cold as it sounds. Well if we want to go around about it, how about he is still alive but in a coma like state. I say this cautiously since it is a sensitive subject, but if Ben is in a coma l say for this AU, then not only will Peter still blame himself for his Uncle's almost death but as well as the raising payment to KEEP Ben alive, the justice for Ben in this state, the idea that Ben MAY never wake up. Uncle Ben is still alive but for how long? If he never wakes up or there is a slim chance.... well there's the big question. Honestly, I am having to much time to think about this but it's amazing how any possibilities there are.
Aw thank you! I keep having brainstorm after each hour. I already have so many possibilities of these human disasters meeting (Spidey crashes into poor photographer and lands them both into a garbage pile), the confusion that ensues in their paths, their influences on eachother and maybe the occasional jealousy situation since they have alot of good looking friends. Peter and Spiderman just ugghhhh but in a good way. And my gawd, their shitty luck together will one day destroy New York I just know it.
*BREAKING NEWS* CITY MENACE TRIES TO SEDUCE INNOCENT PHOTOGRAPHER: AND FAILS * (Jonah more or less tries to protect Peter's innocence from Spidey menace)
And the occasional shipping war, but hey what the hay right?
They are both petty at getting back at Jameson so occasionally they'll make out oh the Daily Bugle building.
And in regards to Spiderman appearance he may be a Mish mash of Spectacular Spiderman (gotta love that beauty mark).
Dude thats amazing!! Uncle Ben being in the hospital totally helps keep the broke peter Parker thing alive. All i can think of now is a mulan au where peter becomes spider-man because uncle ben got drafted or something.
Oh my goodness the beauty mark, its just so prominent its amazing but also im just like what happened did they drop a crumb on the sketch and then just roll with it?
Also Jameson protecting peter would be hilarious. Youre totally right though new york would probably get destroyed just through their combined bad luck.
Somehow finding out ways to Torture Peter never cease to amaze me. I feel bad, this is my favorite disaster but dammit I am in for the angst and drama. Yes, gawd yes Mulan AU I need this in my life right now. Wait does he get a horse? His horse can get a spidey mask too.
If that did happen we better thank that crumb for falling. Beauty mark Peter will always hold a dear place in my heart. Hence this Spidey has it. I am a a bit stuck on what to call him, in all honesty Peter never sees Spidey face until later hell they didn't exchange names yet fake name galore right here. I am looking for the most ridiculous names I can find.
The Jameson protecting Peter thing has always been my favorite thing, since he did in a way see Peter as a son I think. He did disown him that one time in Civil War. And honestly Peter is just so innocent and pure cinnamon roll that needs protecting. Their horrible luck brings kingdoms to their knees. New York city beware!
Oh my goodness he would totally get a horse! Oh my goodness Nick Fury would be the Emperor probably and JJJ would totally be Chi-Fu, the emperor's advisor.
Hmmm, I always feel like Peter's the kind of person who makes up fake names by the first things he sees kind of like the smudged hand writing meme. Like Maleficent Sewer or Hudson Taco or just like a jumble of letter that almost sound okay phonetically but you're always kind of like...that's not a name right?? Like he almost says his name and then remembers not to and ends up with something like Pietro Parksniffier.
I am so sorry I thought I replied months ago but apparently I didn't!.
Also I need to read this AU it's brilliant since Nick Fury being Emperor of China and oh gawd JJJ! I rewatched some of the spider verse episodes so yeah Peter having a horse is pretty in there and he knows how to ride.
O feel Peter Parker second hand embarrassment at his names. I could see it both him and other Peter sitting down at a sketchy diner with cheap coffee and trying to creat fake names on the spot.
OH MY GOODNESS THE SPIDER VERSE EPISODES. I love those so much they're just so fantastic. I always feel that, as with anything Peter does, his horse riding abilities would be mix of surprisingly impressive and 'what did you think was going to happen?'. By far my favourite human disaster.
I feel like it would be so good, hopefully I get to it eventually. I'll never finish this one if I start it though so gotta get this one done first.
The second spider verse series were amazing! I mean Coco and Pirate Spiderman where kinda goofy but it was a nice light hearted pace considering the episodes after it. bUT I WAS LIKE DAMN SON, HE CAN RIDE! And then...Uncle Ben. Jesus, Uncle Ben was a bad-ass sheriff, a universe where Uncle Ben is Alive is very rare more so when he too is a hero (though I never doubt he would be a good hero), and Peter leaving his hesitation was sad. And then GWEN, she is awesome and quite impressive she created the tech to mimc Peter's abilities. However, what got to be the most was Aunt May, she even got better, and her reaction to seeing Peter was heartbreaking and great to see. Though i do wonder if that Universe's Peter ever joined SHIELD or had a team. Do they ever discuss this with Peter's current team? I re-watched the episodes but neither Peter nor Miles ever really bring it up, even when Peter and Miles discuss it they only do so in private. I just wonder.
It will be good, you're really good when it comes down to creating stories.
Oh my goodness the spider verse is like one of those series where you're just like so much pain and laughter coexisting how is this possible? Can i just say i want a Miles movie so bad? He's just so great and i don't see how anyone can hate him. Ahhh spider-gwen is just like, i can't handle is shes too awesome.
The spidervese was awesome. I simply kive it to much, which one was your favorite for both? A Miles Morales movie would be great! I have seen some fanmade videos for Miles Morales andbthey are good . Gwen made her own tech to mimic the powers that Spiderman had. Mad respect for Gwen.
Oh man i don't know if i can pick a favourite. I love the depth and complexity you get from the spiderverse in the comics but i am like a hardcore fluff happy ending kind of person so i did like ultimates take on the spiderverse. I like miles because in a weird way because peter is gone in that verse you get to see his lasting impression on people and how miles takes that forward. Plus you have peter visiting from his own universe like some kind of mufassa and were forced to remember what a dork he is. In the comics i feel like gwen has a bit of the upper hand and you get to see her friendship with MJ which sometimes gets glossed over. Also like if you go further into Spider-Gwens universe JJJ is the mayor???? Like yes i am all about that. I don't know why but after Peter and certain special guests *cough* Johnny *cough* JJJ is basically my favourite character. Tbh i kind of want to see a spider verse where JJJ gets the radioactive spider powers.
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