Comment on A Lack of Proper Decorum

  1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Sat 01 Feb 2025 09:15AM UTC

    Me reading cullen watching lin smokr from her pipe: “They are married already and have two dogs.”

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    1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Sun 02 Feb 2025 02:01AM UTC

      Cullen when Lin does stuff: Im gonna join the Order again just so I can leave it for you.

      Lin when Cullen does stuff: *intense urge to pounce*

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      1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Tue 04 Feb 2025 09:11AM UTC

        *INTENSE URGE TO POUNCE* Is exactly what I’ve been feeling for these past week playing DA:I and cullen is on the screen . Also CULLEN ABANDONING EVERYTHING FOR HER IS A DREAM BRUHH

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        1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Tue 04 Feb 2025 08:24PM UTC

          NGL someday I might consider doing an AU style one-shot about these two just to work that theme in lol. Maybe a "What if?" kind of deal where Lin gets captured and sent to the circle in Kirkwall. (RIP the city of Kirkwall lol)

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          1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Fri 07 Feb 2025 02:55AM UTC

            Kirkwall circle fell? NAH THE ENTIRETY OF THAT MFING CITY IS GONE BYE BYE, WHATEVER HAWKE FOUGHT FOR IS PWOOSHHH OUTTA HERE

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            1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Fri 07 Feb 2025 03:47AM UTC

              Dragon Age: Where all the love and commitment your protagonist and their companions put in to protecting the world is inevitably rendered pointless in under a decade xD

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              1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Fri 07 Feb 2025 03:12PM UTC

                Oh whats that,? You killed a thousand old evil magister? WELL FUCK YOU HES BACK NOW SO YOU HAVE TP HELP THE NEW PEOPLE TO KILL HIM BITCH! Repeat x3 times

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                1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Fri 07 Feb 2025 08:44PM UTC

                  Players: But I already made the ultimate sacrifice and saved Ferelden by killing the Archdemon?
                  Bioware: Ah, but you forgot about SECOND ARCHDEMON!....and third, and fourth...also ya know those Elven Gods you love?

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                  1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Sat 08 Feb 2025 11:15PM UTC

                    FUCK DA:V THAT SHIT IS NOT CANON WHY THE HELL DID THEY TAKE THE GODS AND MAKE THEM
                    ASSHOLES,,, WHAT ARE ELVES SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE IN!!? Dragon age ended in Inquisition thats it

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                    1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Sun 09 Feb 2025 03:49AM UTC

                      Oh I fully agree! To be perfectly honest, I actually started publishing this story out of spite for DAV xD
                      Although, the one and only thing I actually liked was the letter from the Inquisitors SO that can be found and read. Cullen's one was insanely adorable

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                      1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Sun 09 Feb 2025 10:24PM UTC

                        WAHAT?! I DIDNT KNOW CULLEN HAD A LETTER OMGGG— I almost got the game because of that hot necrodaddy Emmerich but the dialogue and characters and writing is so ass that Sera would insult this game to kingdom come, Im absolutely reading these letters now lol

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                        1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Sun 09 Feb 2025 11:58PM UTC

                          Yeah you should be able to find it through the DAwiki, they are really cute! Glad I could alert you to their existence because every DAI fan should have a little nugget of good come from that cesspit of a game.(Although tbh, Elgar'Nan may be a poorly written asshole but he could read me a phone book any day lol)

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                          1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Mon 10 Feb 2025 12:08AM UTC

                            When they release a DLC (if EA doesnt kill off this franchise 😭😭) I wanna see a Cullen or ANY romanced hubby or wife reunion with Inquisitor because fuck it thats the only redemption the game will have :,3 I DONT KNOW YET THO PLEASE DONT SPOIL MEE!

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                            1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Mon 10 Feb 2025 01:19AM UTC

                              Ah I doubt they'll manage a DLC, unless it consists of a major retcon of the whole story, and unfortunately issues with Cullen's VA mean he's very unlikely to reprise the role even if it is possible :/

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                              1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Mon 10 Feb 2025 09:14PM UTC

                                Ah yeah Cullen’s VA is uh,, I dont acknowledge he exists and Cullen Rutherford is Voiced by Cullen Rutherford himself LOL, even if a DLC is never released Im happy with replaying DAI forever

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                                1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Tue 11 Feb 2025 08:09PM UTC

                                  DAI really hit the perfect balance in a lot of ways, I would love to see what a remake would look like though, with a few extras thrown in for good measure. maybe a few new romance cutscenes lol

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                                  1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Tue 11 Feb 2025 11:38PM UTC

                                    WE WERE ROBBED OF DREADWOLF GODDAMIT WE. WERE. ROBBED!!!!!!!! DAV IS A SHAME AND SOLAS HAS GROWN SOME HAIR IN MY CANON LOL

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                                    1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Wed 12 Feb 2025 02:03AM UTC

                                      Solas with hair was admittedly a damned good look in those flashbacks lol. Makes me truly believe he will no longer be considered as the God of lies, deceit and rebellion but rather the god of every Dalish father's worst nightmare if he has a daughter xD

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                                      1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Wed 12 Feb 2025 02:36AM UTC

                                        what god wHAT GOD WHAT WAIT HES A WHAT OMG???????? SOLAS HAS HAIR ACTUALLY??????

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                                        1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Thu 13 Feb 2025 12:38AM UTC

                                          Yeah he looks proper badass lol. Admittedly I'm only partially certain its not a mod, as I refused to buy the game and just watched lets plays lol

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                                          1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Thu 13 Feb 2025 01:18AM UTC

                                            The only thing I watched DAV for was the emmerich romance and people making fun of it lool, theyre saying his ending is sad and LALALA IM IGNORING SPOILERSS

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                                            1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Sat 15 Feb 2025 11:09PM UTC

                                              Oh thank you! As much as I try to flesh out the in-game content, this chapter was one of my favourites to write :)

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                                              1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Sat 15 Feb 2025 11:29PM UTC

                                                I CAN SEE THAT!! All the fluffy moments :,3 Oooooooo I wonder if Lin wanted to teach Cullen Elvish once? Make him a ‘prince’ in het clan LOL

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                                                1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Mon 17 Feb 2025 12:14AM UTC

                                                  Oh im sure she'll show him a few elven customs in time. Although lets just say it will be...interesting, if/when he meets her family :P

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                                                  1. Primosvemos on Chapter 3 Mon 17 Feb 2025 12:17AM UTC

                                                    When he meets het family the first thing they finna ask is: “did you REALLY call our head a queen bruh fr???”

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                                                    1. TheFemPC on Chapter 3 Wed 19 Feb 2025 01:52AM UTC

                                                      Lol his people skills(or lack thereof) might and/or will probably definitely be tested :P

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