Danny: If I wanted you dead, I would bribe my mentor and father figure, Clockwork, with fudge to make sure your parents never meet (Clockwork would never let him do it in a main timeline, but he would in one of the expendable ones)
JL: *shocked pikachu*
John Constantine would have a crisis, cause why does this skinny twink know his ex?? And say they're his father figure?!
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XoMintyBreezeXo on Chapter 1 Fri 18 Jul 2025 04:16AM UTC
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