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  1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 12:02AM UTC

    Then he needs to be coddled, hes a baby that needs to be treated as such ( aizawa I bed you , treat this baby rigth , he needs a good Second childhood ) ( yes i am pushing my agenda onto others, and my agenda is age regress or dazai is real )

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    1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 09:22AM UTC

      YES. Aizawa push the agere onto the baby, he needs it :(((

      I'd include it in this but also...there's stuff going on already and I'm tired (sparkle sparkle)

      He needs a second childhood, but I'll provide it in crossovers. Agonising, I know

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      1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 10:53AM UTC

        Dazai is THE baby , hes just a lil guy ,there’s not even a way he’s older than two , hes just lil baby that deserves love and a good second childhood ( I have an agere dazai at ua fic that I started writing months ago but can never get myself to finish the first chapter so it’s probably never gonna be released :(( )

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        1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 12:02PM UTC

          Noooooo I’d be your loyal follower if you do post itttttt

          And yes Dazai is not older than two. Also he’s clingy and doesn’t like blueberries cause they’re either too bitter or too sour and I will die on that fucking hill.

          Honestly I might write an entire seperate Dazai and Chuuya at ua fic for the sake of adding age regression at this point…like coping mechanism? Yes please✨

          Also idk if you have any idea cause I’m ✨dumb✨ but I have an angsty agere fic for Dazai?? It’s not explicit cause that man is STUPID and doesn’t realise he’s tiny but angst-

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          1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 01:24PM UTC

            I probably will post it one day , I just need to finish the first chapters and get the courage to write it in ao3

            I think dazai would absolutely love being rocked to sleep or bottle fed , hes just a lil baby that needs to be supervised all the time , hes just a also would use one of those cutesy lil jumpers that covers the whole body and have lil socks inbuilt, he’d also love watermelons cuz they almost always tasted sweet and he’d be number one fan of bluey and Ernest and Celestine, am I ✨projecting ✨ , of course I am , but the hc’s still make sense ( if you need help writing Dazai agere just call me , im always open to ramble about my headcanons and things babyzai would do )

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            1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 11:19PM UTC

              The headcanons are real. I believe in that wholeheartedly.

              Also he likes bananas cause they taste good but hates the texture, so he randomly goes on and off with them. I am not elaborating. Yes I’m projecting, he’s my baby

              No cause fluff is PAINFUL for me to write—my poetic ass can’t do that?? Lemme make him depressed it’ll be sillyyyyy

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              1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Sat 09 Aug 2025 12:04AM UTC

                Fr , fluff is way more difficult to write than angst , so im almost always putting at least a bit of angst in anything I write

                I also feel like dazai would be terrified of sleeping alone because I Headcanon him having loads of nightmares , he’d also be one of those baby’s that sleeps easily in cars and carries one specific plushie everywhere

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                1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Sat 09 Aug 2025 12:31AM UTC

                  He must be depressed. Read my other reply for context in the second part, I made a lil mistake…

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