Shameless Tobirama Smut
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A Definitely Completely Innocent Conversation That Did Not Make Uchiha Madara Bluescreen by joisbishmyoga
Fandoms: Naruto
05 Mar 2022
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Only sunlight and blurred color could get past the confidentiality seals framing every window, wall panel, and door in Hashirama's office. It meant that, when Madara choked and dropped his teacup, he didn't actually need the Sharingan that flashed brightly-lit crystal clarity over the workman's genmaicha splattering all over his lap and the floor.
"Wha--" Madara coughed, tea harsh against the back of his mouth. "What did you say?!"
(Hashirama tells Madara something that really isn't his business to tell. Except it kind of is. Hashirama is the best brother, he wants to get Tobirama everything he ever wants.)
(aka, this is another happy smutverse. Do heed the tags.)Posting all three chapters in one shot.
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- Part 1 of Shameless Tobirama Smut
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One universe over and several years back from A Conversation etc., Uchiha Izuna is about to get a few of the more shocking revelations of his life. It is, of course, Tobirama's fault. Rude.
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- Part 2 of Shameless Tobirama Smut
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Madara didn't warn Izuna about court. Madara was therefore going to die. If constantly seeing Tobirama like this didn't kill Izuna first.
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- Part 3 of Shameless Tobirama Smut
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There were certain severe downsides to being a sensor of any notable strength, and Tobirama had known all of them from long before he knew there were words for them. (Death entered his vocabulary along with the alphabet song and the number five. Death was not one of those horrors he remembered learning the words for.)
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- Part 4 of Shameless Tobirama Smut
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Two weeks ago, Tobirama pulled off the stupidest self-sacrificial stunt the Uchiha had ever heard of. (That didn't end in an actual self-sacrificed life, of course.)
Now, Izuna gets to face the fallout with him.
And also kick some well-deserving ass.
(Sequel to The Bloodline Thieves.)
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- Part 5 of Shameless Tobirama Smut
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One more loose thread to tie up.
Sequel to 'The Bloodline Thieves' and 'Tripped'.
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- Part 6 of Shameless Tobirama Smut
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This particular town had an added attraction to make it secretly Tajima's favorite, a place he happened to stop for a sleep cycle (not always at night) every time he had to go between the Uchiha's region of the country to the capital's, whether for missions or for court. In most of these little towns, it was the farmwives and their daughters who made a bit of actual cash on the side. In this one, though? There were enough people that the lone teahouse always had a few of the sons around looking to make a couple ryo.
Bloodline theft was too much of a risk for Uchiha to ever have reproductive sex outside the clan, after all.
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- Part 7 of Shameless Tobirama Smut
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A light weight. Gangly limbs jabbing into Hashirama's shoulders, his ribs, a pointy knee on his thigh. A scent that'd only recently started to add depth under the usual sharpness of weapons oil and soap. The shuff of heavy blankets as a thin body wiggled underneath them.
Flop.
"Tobi," Hashirama groaned. "It's the middle of the night." Mmph. Ugh. "What's wrong?"
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- Part 8 of Shameless Tobirama Smut