JFV Universe
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A girl survives, and has to live with that.
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- Part 1 of JFV Universe
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Alistair and Wainwright get married. Again. This time: not in the stomach of a Vault Monster, not stained in blood, and in proper goddamn suits.
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- Part 2 of JFV Universe
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A MOST RIVETING ARRANGEMENT OF SNIPPETS FROM AN ADJACENT NARRATIVE
FEATURING FAMILY, RUTHLESS CAPITALISM AND THE HORROR INDUCED AGONY OF REALITY
KEEP YOUR RIBCAGE SHUT AND YOUR MIND UNWOUND
PUBLISHED BY [REDACTED], A SUBSIDIARY OF THE JAKOBS CORPORATIONA Borderlands rewrite, with a twist. No, several twists. More twists than... a pack of cinnamon rolls? If cinnamon rolls were full of tentacles and space magic, that is.
Rated M for roughly the same reasons the Borderlands games are rated as such.
Content warnings distributed on a per-chapter basis, please familiarize yourself with the chapter summary before reading a chapter. Assume spoilers for any and all "new" Borderlands content (except the movie lol) because I am *that* kind of guy.
New chapters roughly every 2 weeks.
If you have any questions or suggestions about this fic, please shoot me an ask on my tumblr @wainwrightjakobshammerlock.
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- Part 3 of JFV Universe
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A single moment in which two hearts entwine. A cavalcade of thought against the great yawning void, feeling versus unfeeling.
Or, Alistair's description of something which is hard to comprehend fully.
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- Part 4 of JFV Universe
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A golden spark against the darkness. Two minds, roiling and melting together, the home and the world which contain one another.
A sequel to The Conflagration of the Heart.
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- Part 5 of JFV Universe
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Nine stages in the life of a certain Hansuke Katagawa Jr.,
from an universe that was simultaneously kind and had a terribly painful sense of irony.
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- Part 6 of JFV Universe
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I still get dreams. Dreams of the revolver's chamber clicking,
its sound echoing.
(The author's, who considers the massive taglist above a sufficient summary, magnum opus.)
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- Part 7 of JFV Universe
- Part 1 of Alivemanor (and Supplementaries)
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The Devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
I suppose you think you’ve heard every story in the stars by now...
RECOMMENDED READING: JakobsEstate.sav, Jakobs Family Values up to at least chapter 22, Form & Function.
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- Part 8 of JFV Universe
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Jakobs Family Values: A Glossary of AU Terms by hallowlock
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
01 Jan 2025
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A glossary of various terms used in my Borderlands rewrite/canon-compliant canon-divergence/iunno at this point AU, Jakobs Family Values.
Obviously, beware of spoilers for everything under the JFV umbrella.
Updated whenever I consider new definitions to be required or helpful.
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- Part 9 of JFV Universe
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- English
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Fear curdles deep in the flesh. A sacrifice of blood is demanded.
...Yeast makes the dough rise.
REQUIRED READING: This work contains spoilers for JFV. It is HIGHLY recommended you read Jakobs Family Values chapter 26.
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- Part 10 of JFV Universe
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We men are wretched things.
- Homer, The IliadRECOMMENDED READING: The entire JFV series up to this point - but if you must limit yourself, then Jakobs Family Values chapter 26, chapter 27 and chapter 23 should suffice.
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- Part 11 of JFV Universe