Spy Codes and Dad Jokes
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Secret Escape by UnSparkly_Ink
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
12 Mar 2023
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Vader’s message had been flagrantly menacing, and had certainly incensed more than one of the rebel intelligence agents who’d watched it on its way to her. But the sheer relief of seeing Leia alive and unhurt had eclipsed any other concerns. Of course she was going. That’s her daughter. No one on the rebel council Padmé had been secretly heading for 20 years had bothered trying to stop her.
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- Part 1 of Spy Codes and Dad Jokes
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Shoot First, Meet The In-Laws Later by UnSparkly_Ink
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
01 Apr 2023
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Han notices some things, has some others explained to him, and eventually works out the rest for himself.
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- Part 2 of Spy Codes and Dad Jokes
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Light in the Tomb by UnSparkly_Ink
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
27 Mar 2023
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The cell was dark. It was damp. And it was crowded. It was definitely not meant to hold more than maybe two people at a time. It was patently too small for the entire five person squad of Rogue One plus droid.
“There is mould on the walls.” Says K-2SO.Series
- Part 3 of Spy Codes and Dad Jokes
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Turns Out Darth Vader is Good With Kids by UnSparkly_Ink
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
21 May 2023
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Across the table, Anakin Skywalker’s blue eyes seem to bore into him. He has the unnervingly familiar feeling that every one of his thoughts is open to the man across from him. This man looks nothing like the face he imagined behind the impossible black void of the mask.
He’s sitting at a mess table with Darth Vader. Darth Vader is sitting in a mess hall. Darth Vader is sitting in the middle of a Rebellion mess hall. Darth Vader is sitting in the middle of a rebellion mess hall, eating lunch with Firmus Piett like they are in any way equals.
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- Part 4 of Spy Codes and Dad Jokes
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Spurn Thy Creature by UnSparkly_Ink
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Apr 2023
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Obi-Wan followed the well-shuffled track through Home One, into the medbay, and along the narrow corridor to the monster’s sickroom. He needed to see for himself. Everything he knew could not have been a lie. Everything he trusted could not have been false. He could not have been so wrong.
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- Part 5 of Spy Codes and Dad Jokes
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Princess of Mustafar by UnSparkly_Ink
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
19 Apr 2023
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When Reva takes Leia from Mapuzo, she brings the girl to Mustafar, instead of Nur. To the safest place for a force sensitive child being targeted by the empire: Castle Vader.
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- Part 6 of Spy Codes and Dad Jokes
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All My Love by UnSparkly_Ink
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
21 May 2023
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“There is no need to attack the poor circuits.” The voice is quiet and measured, augmented by a vocal implant, but still hoarse. “They can have done nothing to offend, and indeed, will answer better to a gentle hand.” Luke gives no response. That’s the only person it could be, really. It’s his ship, and the other voice is unfamiliar. The vague sound of a wrench being applied too aggressively continue for multiple minutes while Wedge checks the wheel wells and base connections. Eventually, the voice speaks up again.
“Lukka” odd, that’s the nickname the princess uses.Series
- Part 7 of Spy Codes and Dad Jokes
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Knights in Plastoid Armour by UnSparkly_Ink
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 May 2023
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Han knows the galaxy is not a fairy tale, he does not believe in Princesses in Towers guarded by Dragons being rescued by Knights in Shinging Armour. That doesn't stop him from jumping to conclusions when he finds himself doing exactly that.
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- Part 8 of Spy Codes and Dad Jokes