Butchers in Suburbia
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- Creator:
- Vee017
- Series Begun:
- 2024-07-14
- Series Updated:
- 2025-06-18
- Description:
Washington, D.C. (2029).
In a gated suburban community, Billy Butcher has settled in with John and Ryan.
John, swayed away from Vought years ago, has taken over all of the neighbourhood associations and roams the community with his pack of Karens. He's found his people.
Billy is exasperated, but weirdly content.
Ryan, 17 years old, is just so done with them both.- Notes:
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- Words:
- 35,869
- Works:
- 8
- Complete:
- No
- Bookmarks:
- 73
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All Billy wanted when he got home was to dick down his husband. But, he found John spying on the neighbours instead of wet and waiting for Billy like he promised that morning.
Well now, that just wouldn't do.
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- Part 1 of Butchers in Suburbia
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“Right. So the PTA is putting on a bake sale,” said Billy, trying to understand. “So then what did you do that was so bad?”
“I have to bring something! I cannot bring store bought, I will never live that down, and they will never let me forget it. No one will ever take me seriously again! We’ll have to move.”
“John, no-”
“John, yes! We’ll have to leave and start over! Change our names! We’ll have to go into Witness Protection.”
The PTA is hosting a Bake Sale, John can't bake. Good thing Billy can.
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- Part 2 of Butchers in Suburbia
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John’s bake sale bullshit finally put him in a position to give in to one of Billy’s kinkier suggestions.
It was usually only a matter of time with these things. All Billy normally had to do was wait for John to be John.
(AKA: The one with the piss kink)
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- Part 3 of Butchers in Suburbia
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"Congratulations, William," John glared. "You're a grandfather."
Billy looked down at the bag of dog food in his arms and stared at the note John had written: Child Support.
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- Part 4 of Butchers in Suburbia
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“It’s a problem for me because I’m straight, William.”
Billy stopped mid thrust and opened his eyes to stare at John.
“You are married to a man.”
“I am straight with exceptions."
Billy took a deep breath and prayed for strength from a God he didn’t believe in.
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- Part 5 of Butchers in Suburbia
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One of the best decisions Billy Butcher ever made was buying a heavily discounted Spirit Halloween knock-off Homelander costume.
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- Part 6 of Butchers in Suburbia
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Billy wasn't expecting to kill The Deep today, but that's what was going to happen if he didn't stop holding the flowers out to John on bended-knee.
Luckily for The Deep, he was only asking the former Homelander to be his Best Man.
Could have been a bloody mess on the front lawn otherwise.
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- Part 7 of Butchers in Suburbia
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"I want a divorce."
"And I need you to use your big boy words."
John rolled his eyes and explained. He wanted to marry Billy again, because fuck Kevin for having a better wedding than him. But the grass is not always greener.
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- Part 8 of Butchers in Suburbia