sunflowers and lavender
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Miljan's finally managed to land a date with his neighbor and long-time crush, Idris. He couldn't be more stressed about ensuring that everything goes completely perfect. But between an awful nervous belly and some poor food choices giving him terrible gas, it seems like an impossible task to avoid embarrassing himself in front of Idris.
Will he manage to keep his gas inside until the date is over, or at least, keep Idris from hearing it?
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- Part 1 of sunflowers and lavender
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Miljan gets a nasty case of the hiccups that turns into something a bit more...embarrassing.
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- Part 2 of sunflowers and lavender
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It's a lovely day for boyfriends Idris and Miljan to go on a road trip together. Everything should be perfect, except that Miljan's got an awful bellyache and some raunchy gas that he cannot, under any circumstances, subject poor Idris to.
Let's see how that goes.
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- Part 3 of sunflowers and lavender
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Another fic in the world of Idris and Miljan, my OCs.
After Miljan eats too much, he finds himself with a nasty case of gas. Now that he and Idris are living together, it's much harder to hide this embarrassing problem from him.
Luckily, Idris is more than understanding, and happy to help his boyfriend alleviate his discomfort.
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- Part 4 of sunflowers and lavender
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After a poorly thought-out encounter with an all-you-can-eat buffet, Miljan has rendered himself stuffed, sluggish, and uncontrollably gassy. Adding to his dismay, gas might not be the only thing he's brought upon himself...how will he cope with the aftermath of his gluttony?
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- Part 5 of sunflowers and lavender
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It's no secret to anyone that Idris adores his grouchy, cynical little boyfriend, Miljan. Miljan isn't sure how it's possible, especially considering he's got gastrointestinal issues that could disgust just about anyone on the planet.
But Idris might do a little more than just tolerate Miljan's nasty gas. He might even have...a particular affinity for it.
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- Part 6 of sunflowers and lavender
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“...Did you drink all this soda tonight?” Idris asked, clearly somewhere between concerned and impressed as he gestured at the overfull trash can.
Not wanting to embarrass himself further by burping again, Miljan only nodded and Idris shook his head, clearly a little exasperated. Another big belch made its way up Miljan’s throat, but he forcefully swallowed it back, even though it made him wince to do so.
Idris placed a hand on his forehead and took a deep breath, a bit befuddled at Miljan’s rather silly (but for him, not unusual) behavior. “My darling, you’re an intelligent man. You know far more than I do about physics. All the air you’ve consumed has to go somewhere.”
ie miljan drinks too much soda and burps like a trucker
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- Part 7 of sunflowers and lavender
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When one of Idris’s hands brushed over Miljan's bloated stomach, he lost control and let out a short fart on Idris’s lap. Immediately, he was panicking, his cold facade crumbling as his face burned with shame and the expectation of rejection. “I…I told you this was a poor decision, look what’s happened,” he said, a bit of venom in his tone as he tried redirecting some of his blistering self-hatred outward. Lowering his head, defeated, he started to stand up and issued a quiet “I apologize.”
“Miljan, don’t leave,” Idris said, keeping his hands on his boyfriend’s hips. “I told you I don’t mind.” Miljan turned back to look at him with a sharp look, but was only met with an expectant smile. “I just wanna be close to you.”
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- Part 8 of sunflowers and lavender
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"Every few minutes, he’d exert a bit of pressure and blast more sloppy-sounding farts into his grey sweatpants. Though he was blissfully unaware, a small wet stain had appeared on his light blue briefs after he’d released a particularly juicy one. Fully entranced by his reading, Miljan was able to tune out the background noise of droning gas vibrating into the carpet, saturating it with his rancid rotten-egg bombs.
A few big, airy blasts exited him in quick succession, before another spluttering fart added to the growing skid mark in his underwear. The wetness of Miljan’s gas and the way it frequently left him with shit stains in his briefs was easily what humiliated him the most about it. Each time he’d see what had happened, he’d quickly bury his shame by throwing away the underwear and swearing to himself it would never happen again. Miljan simply didn’t have time to spend all day in the bathroom, babysitting every fart to ensure it wasn’t bringing something more with it.
Besides…he’d never do something as foolish as messing himself."
miljan thinks he just has gas. he has a lot more.
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- Part 9 of sunflowers and lavender
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dumbest possible title i could have given this. it's so stupid it makes me laugh.
When Miljan finds himself with the dual problems of being gassy and horny, he isn't sure at first how to take care of the issue. But teasing his eproctophile boyfriend until he can't take it anymore sounds like it could be quite the effective plan for getting himself fucked.
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- Part 10 of sunflowers and lavender
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“Oh, I missed you, Miljan,” Idris whispered, muttering quietly in Miljan’s ear. Even if Miljan wasn’t in the mood for anything sexual, he was glad just to touch him sensually, feeling his rigid body relax ever-so-slightly under his hands. “You’ve had a rough day, huh?” He asked, liking how Miljan twitched when he pressed closer to him, feeling his soft ass against his crotch. “Maybe I can make it a bit better for you.”
The offer was clearly tempting to Miljan, though he placed his hands on Idris’s wrists and moved them off of him. “I…My current situation is not one you should have to endure, especially in such close proximity,” he said, trying to maintain his composure. “You shouldn’t be subjected to it, I…will not be able to exert self-control in that context.”
As roundabout and formal as his words were, they were also clear to Idris, who could probably get a PhD in interpreting Miljan’s cryptic phrasing. "If we have sex, I’m not going to be able to stop farting." And oh, those words were the opposite of a deterrent.
tl;dr: freaky nasty fartsex
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- Part 11 of sunflowers and lavender
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"It was rare for Miljan to be as out-of-his-depth as he was today. He’d experienced plenty of stressors, tough situations on both large and small scales, and felt he had an excellent ability to suppress his anxiety in most of them. But today was different.
His heart was fluttering with giddy nerves as he woke up. He’d be doing Idris quite a favor today, one he’d never tried anything close to. They’d had a discussion, done some planning and careful organizing, and today was the big day: Miljan was going to intentionally give himself the worst possible gas and engage in a hedonistic, disgusting, marathon sex session with Idris. Even thinking about it for too long made him feel so ashamed he felt the need to repent and bury himself in a ditch."
two trans guys get really weird and gross with it and fuck in a variety of nasty ways
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- Part 12 of sunflowers and lavender