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• CosmicBird posted to r/AmITheAsshole by mistbored

  Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
  • Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
  • Stolas Goetia
  • Loona (Helluva Boss)
  • Octavia Goetia
  • Social Media
  • Blitzo is Bad at Feelings (Helluva Boss)
  • Stolas Goetia Is Trying
  • Emotional Baggage
  • Sexting
  • Sorta Established Relationship
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Arranged Marriage
  • Explicit Language
  • Family Bonding
  • Good Parent Stolas Goetia
  • Loona Cares About Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
  • Depression
  • Post-Episode: s02e12 Sinsmas (Helluva Boss)
  • Minor Original Character(s)
  • Illustrations
  • Way too much HTML why did I do this
  • Porn With Plot
  • Texting Fic

  Summary

  Blitz, I can’t accept this.

  yeh well ur goin 2

  What could I possibly need a phone for? The only person I am trying to reach won’t even answer my calls.

  wow well ok fuk u too i gues
  maybee idk use it to txt ur fukin boyfrend?????

  Is that what we’re calling it now?

  yeh watevr

  How romantic.

  tats me baybee
  mistr grand fukin roamntic

  Sorry I can’t respond I’m too busy 💕swooning 💕

  yeh wel u bettr pik ur sexi fethers asss up off the floor and explane wtf dis grosery list is
  i cant find any off dis shit

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  Picking up after the events of Sinsmas, told through a series of Reddit posts, text messages, and various other online media from different characters. Also there are illustrations because why the fuck not.

  Series

  • Part 1 of CosmicBird is online

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  28,731

  Chapters:

  10/10

  Comments:

  296

  Kudos:

  290

  Bookmarks:

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