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    It had to happen eventually. Nagiri finds himself in the clutches of the VRC, but this time they discover who he really is. While this down on his luck ex-slasher is dealing with the freaks of Shin-Yokohama, friends he didn't even think about are trying to save his ass. This whole dilemma made his relationship with his bestie?/hunting partner?/victim?/love interest? quite complicated. How is he getting out of this one? Or maybe he isn't.

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    27
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    AU where Nagiri kidnaps Kantarou after attacking him. He quickly realizes that taking care of a pet human might be more trouble than it's worth.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Одно время Ньярлахотеп с Севера был моим соседом.

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    1/1
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    5
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    12
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    Стикерпак с хтоническим редактором из Мискатоникского университета.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    2
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    6
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    You're Ronaldo's roommate and you come home from a trip to find out a vampire is living with you now. With your vampire hunter roommate. What could possibly go wrong.

    Girl I don't have a good summary for this I just started hyperfixating on this anime and immediately my brain started cooking up a plot for a reader insert so I typed it out in like 30 mins and here we are. This is no where NEAR as thought out as my other fics but I'm having fun and that's all that matters.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    23
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    2
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    Another night in Shin-Yokohama, another antic. Which is how, in his on-going quest to reunite with Tsujita-san after that night helping out Tsujita-san's manga-ka friend, Kantarou has somehow found himself in the form of a small fluffy dog. Not ideal, but perhaps a blessing in disguise, because this might just be his chance to finally find his absolute best friend in the entire world and patch things up between them! And absolutely no secrets or inconvenient truths or delusions will come to light while he's doing this at all!

    At all.

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    Comments:
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    蠶的一生就像是變成了另一種東西,但繭裡面沒有除了牠自己以外的東西。

    Language:
    中文-闽南话 臺語
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    39
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    198
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    Another day, another instance of Ronaldo ironically worrying for Draluc.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    After Ronaldo has been stuck with having Draluc as his work colleague now in the vampire hunting business... Just as he thought his life couldn't get more terrible as it already is, now he's been practically forced to deal with a new threat. A female dhampir. He has to train her to be a vampire hunter and is his work apprentice. Mainly for Volume 3 of his popular book series;"The Ronaldo Chronicles". Ronaldo thinks nothing more of this female dhampir, who is also now his new roommate in his apartment. He is only doing this for his vampire hunter business and for his continuing book for his crazy publisher. What will happen now that he is in this sort of strange predicament with this loving, empathic vampire, known as Candy Lovely? Will he truly keep everything with her, strictly for business on a professional level? Or will he ever see more to her than that meets his eye?

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    罗纳多终于收到了出版社寄来的《罗纳多战记》样书,为什么他开心不起来呢?

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    1
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    A new vampire comes to Shin-Yoko. Her name is Cursed Springs Tour Enthusiast and she's eager to show off her findings of the truth of Jusenkyo to the town. Ronaldo managed to evade his fate of a living hell, but Kantarou was not so lucky. Trapped in the insane transformation the curse gives him, Kantarou turns into a large bengal tiger everytime he is hit with cold water. Hot water changes him back to human, but only until the next transformation. Now he has his own double life, as no one can recognize this tiger as Kantarou, not even his beloved "Tsujita" who has another name of his own.

    also Handa takes 3 months off of work to go to china and recieve the ultimate knowledge of how to prank Ronaldo

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Письмо Брэма Стокера любимому редактору

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    Русский
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    548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
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    64
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    If there was a well common point between vampires and humans, it’s that all as they were, they loved have fun.
    Alcohol and dance bring people closer.
    During a west Europe trip planned by the Dragon’s clan, Draluc, Ronaldo and John drink and dance more than enough and are perfectly happy about this.

    PS : time-line set up two year after the start of their colocation.

    16/07/2024

    (English is not my mother language but I have a beta reader)

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    1/1
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    In Rome, under the shelter of the city's sacred power and far from the world they once knew, the heroes carry on, clinging to one another and to scattered memories. But here, the clergy will not welcome those who came from the shadows. Especially the Paladin.

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    “This is Shin-Yokohama. This is everyday life. If you don’t like it, why don’t you move to Tokyo. I heard they have less vampires there. Their VCD even boasts of a high vampire capture rate.” The captain clicked his tongue. “Psychological damages? With how frequent the vampire attacks were in this cursed city, you’ll have to give every resident some form of stipend.”

    The expression in Draluc’s face wasn’t something Kintaro wanted to see so he looked at his plate instead. If he said it with his usual arrogance, Kintaro might’ve ended up punching him solidly on the face, but if he was detached and uncaring, Kintaro would’ve thrown up what little dinner he had eaten.

    “You heartless son of a bitch.” He muttered under his breath instead. “You’re not human.”

    “You’re right. I’m not.” Draluc pressed his lips together into a thin smile. “I’m a dhampir.”

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    or a kintaro x Δ!draluc au

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    18
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    1
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    137
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    "Draluc was getting weaker with each passing day.

    Ronaldo did not say that as an insult but as a matter of fact. He could see it because of the way the vampire could no longer keep up with him during his jobs, always jogging behind him. Or how Draluc would collapse on the couch after making dinner and not stand up for a whole hour.

    [...]

    "I'm running out of blood."

    "What!?"

    ------
    A silly story about how Ronaldo offered to be Draluc's bloodbag for a month, and it ended up in their romantic relationship.

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    English
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    9,142
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    965
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    The death is overrated
    Who’s afraid by the big wicked death ?
    Welcome death.
    But if you’re not immortal, what a shame.
    But if you’re immortal, death is funny.

     

    Explanations on the kyuushi’s fan made alternate universe, the « fearless au »

     

    (English is not my mother langage but I have a beta reader)

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    1/1
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    La mort est surfaite.
    Qui a peur de la grande méchante mort ?
    Accueillez la mort.
    Mais si vous n'êtes pas immortels, quel dommage.
    Mais si vous êtes immortels, alors la mort est amusante.

     

    Explications de l'univers alternatif fan made kyuushi, le "fearless ua".

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    Français
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    1/1
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    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    10
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    210

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