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• How to be a decent parent: A guide by Hamato Yoshi (on hiatus) by Nobody_Came

  Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  01 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Donatello & Leonardo & Michelangelo & Raphael (TMNT)
  • Donatello & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
  • Raphael & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
  • Michelangelo & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
  • Leonardo & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
  • April O'Neil & Splinter (TMNT)
  • April O'Neil & The Turtles (TMNT)
  • Splinter & The Turtles (TMNT)
  • Splinter | Lou Jitsu & Señor Hueso (TMNT)
  • Señor Hueso's ex-wife (OC) & Señor Hueso
  • Señor Hueso's ex-wife (OC) & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
  • Splinter | Lou Jitsu
  • Leonardo (TMNT)
  • Michelangelo (TMNT)
  • Donatello (TMNT)
  • Raphael (TMNT)
  • April O'Neil (TMNT)
  • Señor Hueso (TMNT)
  • Señor Hueso's ex-wife (OC) - Character
  • Isekai and Transmigration
  • Splinter Tries to Be a Good Parent (TMNT)
  • Autistic Splinter
  • because I said so
  • Autistic Donatello (TMNT)
  • Canon Autistic Character
  • Turtle Tots (TMNT)
  • Turtle Instincts (TMNT)
  • you don't have the time to process anything because there are babies to take care of: the fic
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Splinter-centric (TMNT)
  • POV First Person
  • Splinter has ADHD
  • this is mostly just the turtles being kids tbh
  • the first arc is definitely going to be very domestic
  • this is me (a person with zero children) trying to imagine what it's like to actively raise four children at once
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Explicit Language
  • there is also a bit of Spanish and Japanese in this one
  • but you don't really need them to understand what the MC understands
  • knowing Spanish just gives some more insight on some characters
  • Flirting
  • Family Feels
  • Dissociation
  • Prophetic Visions
  • Repo Mantis is here and he's human and has daddy issiues
  • Pre-Canon
  • Cloaking Brooches (TMNT)
  • sometimes survival is about getting your laundry done
  • Fantasy and Fictional Setting Racism
  • also real-life racism but idk how much I will be going into that
  • Baron Draxum (TMNT) is racist towards humans
  • as he is heavily implied to be in canon tbh

  Summary

  Okay, quick summary: I died, in a really stupid way, for your information, and now have to take care of four kids as a homeless rat man. Hooray!

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  English

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