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Spongebob Squareballs by Elf_Herself for Tripperfunster
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants - Fandom
17 Jul 2009
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Spongebob and Patrick find some naughty magazines and decide to experiment.
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The Joys of the Libertine; by, Monsieur Dupont by knowyourwayinthedark
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
27 Mar 2013
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Kinkmeme prompt: "Valjean/Javert, erotica. In which Javert confiscates illegal possession of pornography only to find it's our favorite kind of homoerotica. He ends up keeping it. He takes pleasure from it and secretly fantasizes Madeleine and himself in the place of the main characters. Then Madeleine discovers his dirty book and makes Javert read the filthy passages aloud while the mayor does those very things to him in real life. For repentance. Why else?"
also known as that one time I finished a chapter of a wip, thought of a little plotbunny then dropped it, saw this prompt, and then spent 17 consecutive hours laughing hysterically to myself as i wrote 5k words of a weirdly fluffy thing of possibly less cracky than expected porn
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Your average “aliens made them do it” smut. Strapped down to a table, Rose has to save the Doctor’s life by licking his chest clean. 100% plot-free porn. Yuhuu! I’ve never written smut before this and therefore, don’t expect much. Like any first time, this probably sucks. It’s a gift for my lovely friend madjules. May the protocols of our chat leading to that always remain between you, me and the CIA guy who observes us.
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Prompt: Somebody write fanfiction about Jared’s eyebrows falling in love with each other. Bonus points if it has weird eyebrow sex in it.
"It curled outward, quivering in the light breeze of the air conditioner as if straining to touch it’s mirrored twin."
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Right Where I Belong by catystorm (trismegistus)
Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Rurouni Kenshin, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
29 Aug 2014
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Alby is gonna get his way, whether or not Kennichi is prepared.
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- Part 50 of Kansaki Sou
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http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/3082.html?thread=7046922#cmt7046922
Apollo tries to impress Mr. Wright by being the office whore, having sex with numerous people, and using literary devices to enhance his recollection of the sex. Unfortunately, his boss is a total hard-ass, and to finally please him, Apollo must use a forbidden recourse...
Crack!porn at its absolute WORST. Be warned. Some of you might think that this is genius, while most will believe that this is shit. I subscribe to the latter camp.
Done for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme, Part 28.
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“Have you ever smoked pot?”
“What?”
“Pot, John. Marijuana, weed, ganja, a Mary Jane, a fatty, 420, you know pot.”
John stared at him for a moment while Sherlock looked back, expectantly.
“Ah-- well, I’m a man in his 40’s, what do you think?”
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The butterflies and the foxes by TiredHorse for BullySquadess
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
15 Sep 2016
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The ladybugs and the bees next generation
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Hannibal and Will have been together for a bit and decide a little role playing might spice things up. Will pretends to be a stylish suave psychiatrist, Hannibal pretends to be a scruffy empathetic dog enthusiast. They may be a little too into this idea...
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Nothing to See Here by Lightpoint
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Nov 2016
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Livia the Senate Holonet Tech is called in to investigate a series of service outages. Everything goes (relatively) smoothly, until she gets stuck in Chancellor Palpatine’s office, and sees quite a bit more than she’d ever wanted to see... Padmé Amidala/Sheev Palpatine
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- Part 3 of Keeping Up Appearences
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Shiro and Allura's first time does not go as planned due to differences in biology.
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Nothing to See Here 2: In Living Color by Lightpoint
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
19 Mar 2017
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Shameless follow-up to ‘Nothing to See Here.’ Livia the Holonet Technician has…issues dealing with that ‘really interesting dream.’ Palpatine is fully aware of this. To make matters worse…Anakin is back. Padme Amidala/Anakin Skywalker/Sheev Palpatine
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- Part 4 of Keeping Up Appearences
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Desperado: The American Outlaw by ReyloRobyn2011, Shwtlee
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Feb 2017
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Working with Skywalker Production Company was a dream come true for Rey.
But she never expected was, what was to come. She was ready with her costume and makeup on and waiting for the shoot to start. Everything was ready and perfect, well, until Ben Solo walked in and ruined it all.This Fic was inspired by Adam's Snickers Commercial. :')))
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Hannibal isn't doing well in their new climate. Will has a way to fix that. Smut and crack to follow...
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A Less Than Holy Ordeal by BayouSexual for BoxWineConfessions
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
12 Nov 2017
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Victor frequently forgets about time. It’s not really an important concept when you’re nearly immortal. Today though, time is of the utmost essence.
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Or that one fic where Victor is Satan, Yuuri has a prophecy of death looming over his head, and they may or may have sex at a wedding.
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- Part 2 of The Damn In Damnation
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You and Sam and Dean are so frustrated you’re about ready to smother each other. Nothing that’s coming will make that situation better, not even a Kit Kat.
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Agent Reign
A month ago, the DEO used Black Kryptonite to split Sam and Reign into two separate beings. Now Reign is living with Sam as part of a prisoner rehab program and they’re getting along surprisingly well. They also both seem to have a thing for one very clueless Agent Alex Danvers.
AKA, this is my totally self-indulgent cracky excuse to write Sam/Reign/Alex threeway smut. That’s it.
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Cornflower Blue by submissive-bangtan (sub_bts_smut)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Mar 2018
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Hot farmer boy Taehyung brightens up your irritating holiday adventure on Jeju island.
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- Part 2 of BTS | Nature Setting AUs
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Fleeting touches, lingering gazes, and secret text messages. That’s how they sneak behind their members’ backs.
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Hot Tub, No Time Machine by LadyDorian for Asher_Ephraim
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 Jul 2018
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All Hux wanted was a relaxing vacation and a good soak in the hot tub. Mitaka wants the same, but a little more.
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DLC: Shen Qingqius Past, Present and Future! by bloodsongs
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Sep 2021
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Narrowing his eyes at the both of them, Shen Yuan folds his arms. “Me? Transmigrating into the scum villain in Proud Immortal Demon Way? That’s so impossibly trite. I don’t believe you.”
“Oh?” Shen Qingqiu raises an eyebrow. “Do you want me to recite the hidden folder paths for all the uncensored fancomics you saved off Lofter or talk about how you got into a fight with the Bingge dakimakura manufacturer for not getting his demon mark right?”
Shen Yuan’s face drains of all colour. “How did you—”
The older Shen Qingqiu snorts behind his fan. “Wow, I’d nearly forgotten about that. Nice job getting blacklisted by that whole group of companies on Taobao over that wank, by the way.”
A spanking brand new System DLC results in current Shen Qingqiu, a future older Shen Qingqiu and a younger Shen Yuan being summoned to exist in a single point in time—they decide to make the most of it with Luo Binghe.
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Bookmarked by voracious1
10 Sep 2022
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post-fall. LOVE THIS!!!!! Dev is one of my faves and I cant believe im just bookmarking this, those texts and the flower crown sex live rent free in me LOL This is precious and delightful, so many laughs and tingles. CANNOT get enough. I also like Freddie here, shes cool when she isnt tormenting Will too much. Han is my favorite as always, so witty and funny esp with his bitches LMAOOO
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Double Stuffed by hitokiridarkempress
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
01 Jan 2021
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Being in a relationship with Stephen and his evil counterpart at the same time sounded like a good idea at the time...
Evil!Stephen and Good!Stephen keeps fighting on who gets Tony for the day.
Bookmarked by Yamiai44
07 Dec 2022
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Double Stuffed by hitokiridarkempress
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Description: Being in a relationship with Stephen and his evil counterpart at the same time sounded like a good idea at the time...
OR Evil!Stephen and Good!Stephen keep fighting on who gets Tony for the day
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After the fall, Will assumed he and Hannibal would progress to a romantic relationship. So when Hannibal comes home smelling of fancy perfume, Will is...distressed. How do serial killers handle jealousy and romantic confessions? Not well, y'all...NOT WELL.
Bookmarked by M1N1L34V35
01 Mar 2023
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Published:2018-04-18 Words:4,860 Chapters:1/1 Comments:81 Kudos:2,561 Bookmarks:330 Hits:17,565
Scent of a Woman
Devereauxs_DiseaseSummary:After the fall, Will assumed he and Hannibal would progress to a romantic relationship. So when Hannibal comes home smelling of fancy perfume, Will is...distressed. How do serial killers handle jealousy and romantic confessions? Not well, y'all...NOT WELL.
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Prophecy Besmirched by Silent_Songbird
Fandoms: Naruto, To Love-Ru, Gakuen Mokushiroku | Highschool of the Dead, Bleach, One Piece, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Highschool DxD, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Fairy Tail, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, 新妹魔王の契約者 | Shinmai Maou No Testament | The Testament of Sister New Devil - All Media Types
17 Jan 2018
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At the peak of the Fourth Shinobi World War Kaguya Otutsuki successfully kills everyone but Naruto. Without Sasuke, Naruto is unable to stop the ancient goddess and she completes her plan, forever casting the world into an illusion. However, before Kaguya Otutsuki rules supreme as a Goddess, she watched as the sheer hatred and grief possessed by Naruto converges inwardly and peaks.
Yami Naruto is revived and he is clearly not happy.
The Dark Persona of the Child of Prophecy has nothing to lose and everything to gain, and throw in dimensional jutsu to the mix and the multiverse will never be the same.
Expect sex, raunchiness, outright insanity, and everything from wet stockings to biker shorts.
Massive Crossover with numerous worlds. Yami!Naruto, Sharingan!Naruto, Rinnegan!Naruto, Godlike!Naruto, shenanigans and of course, did I mention sex?
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Bookmarked by Autiser
07 Jun 2023
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13, OP Dark Naruto smut across the multiverse
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Set post-s1. Aziraphale finds a "communication spell" in one of the books in his shop. He decides to try a modified version of it in hopes of finding out if Crowley feels the same way about him. Nothing seems to happen, and Aziraphale assumes the spell is a dud.
Unfortunately, Aziraphale is bad at magic and through the kind of silly logic only fan-fiction can provide, it turns out Crowley can now read all of Aziraphale's thoughts about his favorite demon!
Join these two silly heads in a silly mini-adventure featuring some very un-angelic thoughts and one very scandalized Demon. Please do not take this seriously, this is just for fun and not representative of how I view the canon characters!
Bookmarked by buzzingwit
19 Jul 2023
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I laughed, I nearly cried, I fell just a little bit more in love with fanfiction.
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Sam decides Dean needs more fruit in his diet, but not for the reasons you might think.
Bookmarked by Yamiai44
05 Dec 2023
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Description: Sam decides Dean needs more fruit in his diet, but not for the reasons you might think
OR Sam keeps giving Dean pineapple to make his cum sweet
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Note: Read-Complete)= One Shot/Part 1 (1/1)
Note: Read-Inprogress)= N/A; Complete
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