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    When Alastor comes across a striking blond outside of his building he has no idea what to expect, but he finds himself intrigued. What begins as an accidental almost sugar baby arrangement begins to become something more--despite Alastor's coworkers.

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    Two killers meet by chance in the woods. By some miracle, they both walk out alive.

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    Vincent watched him with the kind of fixation that disturbed even himself.

    He shouldn’t be affected by a smile.

    He shouldn’t be affected by a voice.

    He shouldn’t be affected by a man.

    And yet.

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    Lucifer needs to find a new wife, and fast.

    When Lilith left Lucifer, Heaven demanded that he would find a new wife, fearing that he would rebel without his other half to keep him in check. Stripping him of his power, they sent Lucifer into the real world, where he would be given a month to find and fall in love with his new companion. Lucifer ends up in New Orleans, where he starts to court Mimzy.

    However, something just feels off. He just can’t put his finger on it…

    -

    All Alastor wanted was to open a radio studio, help his Maman, and make sure that his friend Mimzy’s new boyfriend was a decent guy.

    He didn’t expect to lose his soul, get stuck in literal Hell, and get sent on a wild goose chase, all with said boyfriend, but hey, at least it made for a good story to tell his Maman when he got back.

    If he ever got back…

    A.k.a A RadioApple retelling of Disney’s Princess and the Frog.

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    Hell remembers Alastor as a spectacle—the grin, the static, the violence wrapped in charm. What it does not remember is the shadow that has always stood at his back.

    Long before Hell—before broadcasts and blood-soaked legends—a southern belle with lace gloves and a talent for reading people met a smiling man in a speakeasy, recognized something dangerous in him, and chose to stay. Their partnership, sealed by performance, secrecy, and a marriage of convenience, survives murder, damnation, and the rise of the Radio Demon himself.

    Now, for the first time in decades, they face a challenge that cannot be solved with terror or contracts alone: a hotel full of Hazbins, a princess with inconvenient ideals, and the possibility that redemption might disrupt even the most carefully curated monster.

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    Charlie finds a package delivered to the hotel or what turns out to be an unsealed cardboard box and a little sinner stuck inside.

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    Before Alastor ever became the infamous Radio Demon, there existed another Ancient Overlord aside from Zestial.

    A time-slipping, butterfly demon whose smiles matched his, whose playful cruelty mirrored his own, and whose secrets stitched themselves across centuries. She was known among Hell’s elite by whispered titles: The Butterfly Overlord, The Time-Weaver, Lord Papillon, But long before Hell knew her, Alastor knew her first as a human.

    And he never forgot—even when she did everything in her power to ensure that he should.

    “I caught you once. I’ll do it again. And again, and again—until time itself grows tired.”

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    Vox is a silent movie star struggling to transition into ‘talkies’ after the massive success of The Jazz Singer. To remedy this, his producer hires an aspiring radio singer, Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, as a vocal instructor. Immediately smitten by Mr. Hartfelt, but completely doomed, Vox tries a new nightclub where he meets a beautiful woman, Alice Starhart, known for her beautiful singing voice, red coat and tight buttons. By some cosmic joke, Alastor and Alice tell him they are brother and sister. Vox finds himself in a love triangle with the brother and sister pair, completely torn between his feelings for them.

    Only to find out…they might be closer than brother and sister.

    Aka 1920’s au with a genderfluid Alastor and Vox in love with both versions. Loosely inspired by Singin’ in the Rain.

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    He left him to die, didn’t even do the merciful thing of finishing him off.

    And Vincent still loves him, if anything much more than before.

    The rational thing to do? Obviously hunt Alastor down and get back together with him. If Vincent survived that means it’s not their time yet, that they’re meant to die together, and if Alastor doesn’t realize that then he’ll have to make him. They made a deal, if Alastor won’t hold up his end by choice then it’ll be by force.

    (A continuation of DoM)

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    During a gala hosted for local media representatives, Vincent Whittman meets the dazzling radio star and toast of New Orleans, Alastor.

    As he grapples with his own pitiless ambition and the dark secret behind his success, Vincent begins to fall for the mysterious man. But his growing obsession with the radio star leads him to find out a horrifying truth about Alastor, which could either bind them together forever or destroy their burgeoning relationship.

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    My take on the human, murder husbands AU we all want

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    Despite Lucifer's insistence that the situation was accidental, Alastor believed it to be a deliberate act of cruelty. Regardless of the circumstances, they are now stranded in 1929 New Orleans as humans. Through a series of misadventures and unfortunate events, a mutual attraction blooms that neither will admit to as they endeavor to find a means of returning to Hell.

    "Alastor's eyes, now a shocking, familiar shade of brown behind round spectacles, widened in a mixture of horror and fury. He opened his mouth to unleash a torrent of insults, but the only sound that escaped was a choked gasp. The air felt thin, the sunlight a harsh, unbearable presence on his skin. He felt a deep, profound sense of displacement, a feeling that had been alien to him for centuries.

    Lucifer, in his human form, simply smiled. It wasn't the condescending smirk of the King of Hell, but a gentle, almost empathetic expression. "Welcome back to New Orleans, Alastor. Let's take a little walk down memory lane, shall we?""

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    Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling excuses about busted pipes and scheduling errors as he stared at her, hands on his hips, when a movement over her shoulder draws his eye.

    He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" And promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"

    <><><><>

    Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.

    Everyone else has to deal with the consequences.

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    Alastor goes to Vox for help after accidentally turning himself into a human.

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    The wound inflicted upon Alastor by Adam is deep and unfixable, so much so he dies before the battle against the Exterminators comes to an end.

    He has no idea what comes from a double death, but he's pretty sure it isn't supposed to be this!

    [In which Alastor is reincarnated as Lilith at the dawn of time, and he would like to have a refund issued thank-you-very-much!]

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    What harm could happen when a nanny with a heart of gold finds herself in Hell, creates an orphanage for children from Hell, and over time, gains such a devoted following that she becomes an Overlord, and a certain Radio Demon begins to delve into her story for a profit that will turn their lives upside down.
    Nothing, right?

    A fanfiction about a former nanny, a demon with a radio smile, and a relationship that defies any normal framework. English isn't my first language.

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    24/?
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    Vincent Whittman missed his college friend, Alastor, who had dropped out and ceased all contact with him. Seven years later, with the Roanoke Police starting to connect him to the murders of his coworkers, Vincent fled to New Orleans: home of the legendary Radio Demon.

    After (quite literally) running into Vincent (with his car), Alastor makes a deal with a demon on behalf of an unconscious Vincent to save his life. But every deal has consequences: humans shouldn't mess around with pure demonic power.

    Suddenly, there's a new legendary demon in town, and he wants to kill the Radio Demon.

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    Alastor thought of Vincent as many things: inferior, impulsive, pathetic. "Attractive" was not a word he would have used. If anything, He kept him at arm’s length, fully aware of Vincent’s feelings and unwilling to indulge them.

    During one kill, that opinion faltered. Something in Vincent’s focus, his precision, made him momentarily compelling in a way Alastor found deeply inconvenient. Rather than examine the feeling, Alastor does what he always did when Vincent unsettled him: torment him.

    Unfortunately, Vincent seemed to enjoy every second.

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    Alastor is bored of killing everyone in his town. It isn’t fun anymore.

    Then he sees Vincent on the TV screen. Suddenly the idea of murder becomes electric.

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    "Vox is once again in the chat..." sighed one day, Alastor. He was doing one of his weekly broadcasts. The song "Obsession" by Animotion has just been played, and Alastor had quite an idea "I would say Vox is perfect to comment on our latest song, isn't he?" he asked "Why don't you join me today, Vox?" he asked, sending a request to Vox to join his live.

    Vox smirked and saw some people put the lyrics in the chat "Awh, sweetheart, I know you are obsessed with me and I adore it, you don't have to change or be anyone else for me to sleep with you!" He knew this was going to make the Radio Demon so mad.
    Alastor took a deep breath "I think you are projecting, sweetheart. Should I remind you who is the one sending me emails, that are definitely not appropriate for this broadcast, to me?"

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    Alastor is a famous Podcast/Radio star. Yet no one knows his real identity.
    Vox is an emerging actor who would do anything to reach his goals, even blackmailing and worse...
    But what if Alastor is also pulling the strings of his own masterplan which includes Vox?
    Vox's plans might be doomed to fail because of his love for Alastor, while Alastor might be learning that not everyone is plotting behind his back.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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