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    Jamie's never celebrated holidays, much less a 12-day event honoring, like, the moon or something. What does a street kid who lived in a smog-choked city and the underground temple of a poisonous goddess know about the moon?

    But Jamie's a hero now, a resident Baldurian, and a captive no longer. They live in a townhouse with their partner, Astarion, just blocks from many of their dearest friends—friends who are determined to show Jamie what the Solstice might mean. Of course, not all of them have a clear concept of it, either. Jamie's hardly the only one who hasn't observed a proper Solstice in ages (or ever), and they're hardly the only one disarmed by unexpected emotions this holiday season.

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    My (shockingly fluffy) contributions to the 12 Days of Solstice BG3 Fandom Event, organized by @missfortunetherogue!

    1. Shadowheart - Moon
    2. Astarion - Drink
    3. Karlach - Bells (ft. Astarion)
    4. Halsin - Animal
    5. Gale - Library (ft. Astarion)
    6. Lae'zel - Weapon + Childhood (ft. Astarion and Yenna)
    7. Wyll - Tradition (ft. Astarion and Ulder Ravengard)
    8. Jaheira - Wisdom

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    Sylvara is a practical and wise cleric of Mielikki from a remote wood-elven village when she gets abducted by mindflayers. Gale is an over-enthusiastic and brilliant wizard from Waterdeep, if slightly arrogant. Sylvara begrudgingly allows him to travel with her to find a cure for their parasite when his knowledge proves to be useful. But there's more to him than meets the eye, and Sylvara finds herself falling for the charming wizard, despite herself.

    *This is based on my duo-run with Gale. It includes Wyll, Karlach, and Lae'zel in the party as well in certain situations, but primarily focuses on Sylvara x Gale.

    *Formerly titled "The Wild and The Weave"

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    “We shall take this world by storm, my love. Do not fear- I will remain by your side. I will guide your twitching knife hand, and together we shall write our victory in blood.”

     

     

    Part 2 of My Beloved Monster

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    Lae’zel believed that Wyll’s time and energy would be better spent on other things besides leaping and spinning about erratically like a planetoid knocked from orbit. And yet, she found the complaint wither on her tongue, the memory of his dance holding her imagination captive, almost spellbound— as if he had charmed Lae’zel using the infernal magic of his devilish patron, though she knew he never would.

    The words that tumbled out of her mouth instead, unguarded, and full of genuine curiosity, surprised her as well as Wyll: “Teach me.”

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    Wyll teaches Lae'zel how to dance.

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    A cunning vampire, a powerful wizard, a mysterious Shar monk, a fearless githyanki, a sweet barbarian, and a devilish warlock — will the The Dark Urge be able to resist her murderous nature with the help of her new companions? Or will the darkness within her prevail, tearing apart the world around her?

    Leosaria is a forest high elf, a mighty paladin — and an exceptionally talented one. This does not go unnoticed by Bhaal, who is searching for his Chosen, someone who will bring the world to its knees for him, drowning it in blood — and Leosaria becomes exactly that. But Bhaal did not foresee that after 300 years of bloodshed committed by his new child, Leosaria would be taken from his grasp by the Illithids, who infect her with their tadpole.

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    Summary: Lae'zel has to deal with her lover's tomfoolery.

    Tw: mentions of death and crushing, some angst, sexual remarks, and mishandling of a tiny.

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    Lae'zel was strange. That was one of the few things Shadowheart didn't doubt. So when Lae'zel started being weird and intense, Shadowheart had no reason to think she should read anything in it. And surely Lae'zel wouldn't be coming on to her, right?

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    Are the circles you run in truly all that different? You know this pale elf. It’s been 13 years, and you hoped you would never see him again.

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    Subaru was in another world... But this time, he has a worm in his head that wants to turn him into a brain-eating octopus man, now he must join an unlikely group and prevent the transformation into a monster and...
    What do you mean the royal camps are looking for him? And the Witch's cult too! What the hell?

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    Juliet Sweetbriar woke up on a ship full of mind flayer pods with no memory of her past, only with stuck with a parasite in her head and the urge to kill everything and everyone in sight. Now, she has to look for answers while making new friends along the way, but there's just one problem: the elf vampire rogue she met near the crash seems to enjoy making her blood boil.

    Can this ragtag group keep it together to save the world?

    Prologue: Chapter 1

    Act 1: Chapter 2 - Chapter 15

    Act 2: Chapter 16 - Chapter ???

    Act 3/Ending: Chapter ??? - Chapter ???

    Epilogue: Chapter ???

     

    UPDATE: PLEASE don’t ask me to commission you or collab with you for a comic or art. I’M NOT INTERESTED.

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    "Khanadra’s Crevice was a clump of three shoddy houses at the end of a discontinued road- a cul de sac, Lae’zel reminded herself. Each of the houses had the same pale-blue, peeling paint and gray roofs that probably were once white. What little grass remained was short and slightly yellowed. There were a few cars outside each house, but the driveways were small enough that they could only fit two at a time. Another three parked on the curbside, but none of these were outside what would be her residence for the next few years. Lae’zel had studied the floor plan aboard her ship. Through the front door would be a minuscule entry containing two staircases. One would lead downwards into the basement apartment. The other would lead into the upstairs apartment- Unit 1A, her new territory. Territory she would have to share with three istik."

    or

    the Baldur's Gate 3 cast thrown into a college au where there will be much drama, angst, romance, and ridiculousness. One far too long for the author's own good.

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    Why did she feel sympathy with this brute and her cruel god? Then it hit her; in Lae’zel she saw a reflection of her own faith, someone so devoted to a god they believe the pain it inflicts is holy, and from the outside it was grotesque. The thought caused a spike of pain to shoot through her hand, a sign of her lady's disapproval, the pain subsided with a whispered prayer begging for forgiveness. How could she compare her lady's divine and holy pain to some lesser deity's torture? Who cares if Lae’zel believes her pain is holy? It wasn’t her concern. So then why did her stomach drop when she saw the gith wince? Why Despite all Shar’s teachings did she want to give Lae’zel The relief she herself couldn't have?

    Or Shadowzel discovers the intimacy of a nat 20 medicine check and the angst of a nat 1 charisma check

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    The tension between Lae'zel and Shadowheart comes to a head. It resolves the way we all wished it had.

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    In the middle of what seems to be a minor side-mission, the gang stumbles upon a girl being chased by a legion of demons straight from the Nine Hells. It turns out this girl is not just any normal citizen traveling around the Sword Coast; in fact, she is the child of an arch-devil, unbeknownst to herself. Raphael is desperate to get his hands on her, she is only just discovering her strange, half-infernal powers, and her devilish father is in no mood to let her run wild. Lae'zel, Shadowheart, Astarion, Gale, Karlach and Wyll have to do decide whether or not they are willing to help her escape her fate and use her powers for good - and how far they are willing to go.

    Amidst shenanigans, relationship troubles, camp chaos and the regular old bickering, this strange, unexpected half-devil is ready to stir up trouble, and become the greatest bard the Sword Coast has ever seen. If her father would just let her be. And if the beautiful, strong-as-hells tiefling named Karlach would stop making eyes at her.

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    Shadowheart is living a calm life with her parents in a little cottage. After her adventures with her friends she can finally rest and not think about anything...If it wasn't for a certain Green Lady that haunts her mind.
    Why hasn't Lae'zel sent her a letter?! A memo?? A voice recording?! Anything! They aren't dating or anything but you would think Lae'zel would care a little at this point
    ..!
    When a little alien object arrives at her home, her irritation only grows stronger. Hopefully a certain vampire can help her a bit?

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    Shadowheart and the others are quite worried when Lae'zel suddenly collapses.

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    Lae'zel forges a bond with her commanding general that is tested by deception, betrayal, and the terrors of war.

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    A spinoff of TFIW. This is my Torchwood.

    Lae'zel was ready to accept her fate at Vlaakith's side.
    Until something in her stirs, and she runs back to the arms of her beloved Shadowheart.

    Any complaints/questions about this post-canon au can be directed to my tumblr, @orbduck

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    Mercy has consequences. So does lying. Tav faces both.

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    What's wrong with finding a new workout buddy at the end of the world?

    What's wrong with a one-night stand with aforementioned workout buddy?

    What's wrong with the camp's resident bard?

    Early in Act 1, Ren and Lae'zel try to distract themselves. Astarion lurks like the gremlin he is.

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