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旁白：Maeby Funke被迫和自己的外祖母单独在野外度过几个钟头的时光，还有比这更吓人的事吗？欢迎收看《发展受阻》。（一阵轻快的音乐）
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Gob wakes up in a mysterious apartment, hungover.
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The Bluth family tries to hire a new lawyer. The lawyer has an uncanny resemblance to Lindsay and Tobias’s marriage counselor. Things get heated.
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Everything Except That Infinite Sky by precious_blaine
Fandoms: Arrested Development, Война и мир - Лев Толстой | War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
17 May 2025
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“It’s all vanity, it’s all an illusion, everything except that infinite sky.” -Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
St. Petersburg, 1805. Napoleon has embarked on his great and terrible crusade across Europe, but the battlefield seems worlds away to the wealthy and idle Bluth family, who spend their days dancing, dueling, sipping champagne, and speaking terrible French. Through the years of the Napoleonic Wars, the family is tested by fathers and sons, by crime and punishment, and by war and peace, but fortunately, they have one son to keep them all together.
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Michael takes downers to deal with his family. Unfortunately, said family isn't as oblivious as he'd like them to be.
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After an incident at the Banana Stand, Michael accidentally hints to his son about a childhood story that George Michael hadn't heard yet. After Michael refuses to share, George Michael decides to do his own snooping for this new story.
"“He got arrested?”
“Well that’s what I heard, but I don’t know what for. I’m glad he was though, ‘cause none of us liked him. He was only nice to Michael. He was kind of creepy, to be honest…” Buster scratched his face. “Well, I’m gonna go now. Lunch will be ready soon- or, I’m gonna get lunch, because I don’t eat at Mom’s anymore,” he declared, before marching off.
“Bye,” George Michael said faintly, before making his way back to the stand, the bad feeling in his gut from yesterday having grown about three times.
The nature of this story has started to take a dark turn."
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What if Michael Bluth had a hidden mask?
A dark and repressed force that suddenly emerges.
What if Helen Maria's fear came true? (season1 episode 6 arrested development) -
ARReSTeD DeVeLOPMeNT - an unnecessary continuation by shiterature
Fandoms: Arrested Development
19 Nov 2024
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"𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐷𝑎𝑑?"
"𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚."
"𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒?"
"𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒-𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓."Michael has always been the one man in the dysfunctional, unstable and infamous Bluth family that's able to keep it from falling apart. He's so good at this that, no matter how many times he's sworn he would, he's never actually left it.
So things take a turn when nobody hears from Michael in a suspiciously long amount of time. Scrambling to get ahold of him and get him back, the family tries to stick together on their own. What they realize is that it's hard keeping a circus all in one pen without a few bulls shoving through the cracks. And, damn, they are one hell of a circus.
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Taking place after series five.
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This is my first fic so don’t expect much, also I’m write this purely for myself. Anyway reader gets a job replacing Kitty after Michael fired her. Tbf there isn’t really a story yet, just an actual episode in text form.
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She had been so ahead of her age, too, in her independence and in her secrecy. “Everything at fifteen, and nothing at twenty-two.” Her parents had not wanted a child, so she had not been one.
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Arrested Development: Return from the Ashes by precious_blaine
Fandoms: Arrested Development
29 Aug 2024
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Michael and George Michael have moved to Phoenix for a respite from the insanity of the Bluths. But it seems that the development of their family life had not quite been arrested…
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Sometimes getting married isn't easy, especially if you marry an inept man whom you don't love. But it's not so lonely with the right people around you.
title from "slipping through my fingers" by abba.
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The Wizard of Oc by imwalkinintospiderwebs
Fandoms: Arrested Development, The Wizard Of Oz (1939)
28 Jul 2024
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Michael Bluth is sick of his family: Lindsay, who uses her brain for nothing other than focusing on how she looks, Gob, who can’t find it within his heart to care about anyone but himself and Buster, who’s too cowardly to function on his own. And with his Mom and his Dad constantly demanding more from him, things are more stressful than ever. Deciding he’s had enough, he sets off for Arizona with his son once again…But that’s not exactly where he ends up. He may not know where on Earth he is but one thing’s for sure, he knows he’s not in California anymore.
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Into The Sitcom Ghetto-Verse by NoNoDude
Fandoms: Married With Children, The Office (US), Friends (TV), The Big Bang Theory (TV), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community (TV), Arrested Development, Sex and the City (TV), Modern Family (TV 2009), Seinfeld, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
13 Jul 2024
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A young black man named Mark who loves women from sitcoms gets sucked into the TV land and travels from sitcom to sitcom to fuck the ladies in each show.
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feeling good most all of the time (‘cause she smiled sweetly) by pollencoveredman
Fandoms: Arrested Development
27 May 2024
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Lindsay isn’t sure that she could perfectly recount the series of events that got her here. Everything’s foggy now, really, and every year, every partner, every day spent trying to find something, anything seem to all blur together into one big, senseless mess.
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Lindsay reflects on her relationship with her girlfriend, her girlfriend’s boyfriend, and her girlfriend’s boyfriend’s boyfriend.
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Title from ‘She Smiled Sweetly’ by The Rolling Stones
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Lindsay was working on a new activism campaign, and her hopes that it would ever reach its final stages (fraud, money laundering) were dwindling very quickly. She didn't really even care about saving marine wildlife, to be honest. They could eat as much plastic as they wanted- who was Lindsay to stop them? Beside her apathy towards the topic, she had just realized that serving seafood at the function might be distasteful, and if she couldn't have crab bruschetta at her charity events, there was simply no point in having one at all.
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A few times the Bluth siblings are there for Michael, the way he’s always there for them.
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Gob makes a huge mistake and has to call Tony for help.
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George Sr performs a magic trick — or the one where Buster sees his big brother in a fight, and feels left out. by repressed_winchester
Fandoms: Arrested Development
30 Nov 2023
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At the head of the table, George Sr was trying to enjoy his meal and failing miserably. If he’d been thinking straight he would have gone into another room and called J Weatherman and created an elaborate story involving an innocent man losing an arm to teach his kids that dinner time should be a calm time, where they listen to his stories about the day, but he’d had a couple scotches and decided to take his own father’s approach to teaching lessons.
or, a look into the bluth family before they were adults, why their development might be so arrested, and why buster even wants to get into a fight anyway.
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“Michael had fallen in love with Tracey Wilmsted from the moment she had first spoken to him. It was an embarrassing encounter, something the young Bluth boy felt as if he’d never recover from, but it was nice nonetheless.”
Or my hc of how Michael came to fall in love w/ Tracey (I spell w/ ey instead of just the y) but also a/b/o
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