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• pLaTiNuM sTaTuS by Alexis_Vale for seehorsessayhorses

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  15 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
  • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
  • Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
  • Luna Lovegood/Theodore Nott/Charlie Weasley
  • Hermione Granger
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Narcissa Black Malfoy
  • Lucius Malfoy
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • Simp Draco Malfoy
  • Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings
  • Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings
  • Narcissa Black Malfoy is So Done
  • You Will Court Her and You Will Like It
  • Feral!PiningDraco
  • Courting Rituals
  • Oblivious Hermione Granger
  • inappropriate use of Shakespeare quotes;
  • oh happy dagger;
  • Double Texter Draco;
  • SIMP saves lives;
  • Simps!In!Slutty!Shorts!Agenda;
  • Malfoy Peacock Gang Gang;
  • Cletus Can Court Too;
  • Ron Weasley Is Wise and All-Knowing;
  • Hush Harry the Adults are Speaking;
  • And another thing;
  • Redeemed Lucius Malfoy;
  • Lucius Malfoy Original Simp Leather Daddy;
  • Breeding Kink
  • Past Playboy Draco Malfoy;
  • Hot Ron Agenda;
  • Arrogance as Foreplay
  • Hoes Make Good House Husbands;
  • Discretion I Don't Know Her;
  • Hermione Granger is Good at Sex
  • Draco Malfoy is Good at Sex
  • Draco's Pretty on his Knees;
  • WOT;
  • The wish to be seen
  • the dread of being found;
  • Apple Tagged Jeans;
  • BAMF Hermione Granger
  • Surveillance as Foreplay;
  • PhD in Wizard Porn;
  • Sprinto Approved;
  • DWD Think Tank;
  • Draco Malfoy Has a Breeding Kink

  Summary

  Hermione Jean Granger was on the cusp of changing the world.
  And Draco Lucius Malfoy was about to ruin hers.
  

  When a drunken romp activates an ancient and revered magic, Draco determines to claim his witch by rights under esoteric law.
  Hermione, however, is as determined she's not a a thing to be claimed.

  Egos will be bruised! Gifts will be refused! Sex may-- be--- used by our favorite idiots as they plot and scheme to get what they deserve.
  Can the Golden Girl be convinced to upgrade to Platinum Status?
  

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  58,432

  Chapters:

  18/18

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  214

  Kudos:

  238

  Bookmarks:

  94

  Hits:

  10,404