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They Say Of The Acropolis, Where The Parthenon Is… by knives_and_spoons for a_snipers_nightmare
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, QI (TV) RPF
27 Sep 2025
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A small insight into a strange, new love, as told through 9 snapshots. Each as dearly treasured as the last.
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Late nights loosen tongues. Jo broaches a sensitive topic.
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Alan meets Stephen for the first time in years. He wants a repeat of what they used to have, but Stephen isn't sure Alan is his type anymore.
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David’s at a new school, where he’s having the same old problems. He has no friends, he doesn’t like his teachers (and the feeling is mutual), and he has a bullying problem that also seems to go both ways. It’s not that he doesn’t know how to stand up for himself. It’s quite the opposite, rather.
He doesn’t seem to know when to shut the fuck up. And it’s long since become a problem.
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you kicked and cried like a bullied child (a grown man of twenty-five) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, QI (TV) RPF
22 Oct 2024
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“Please, Victoria. I need you,” Alan says, not waiting for her to respond. Begging for her is almost nicer than having her on his lips, his face, his cock.
Day 22 - Begging
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- Part 17 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
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Wanna Hold Me Down, Tell Me That You Love Me? by WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, QI (TV) RPF
20 Oct 2024
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Kinktober | Day 20 | Breath Play
Hums of activity from the QI set could’ve almost convinced Bridget this was a normal Thursday - except for, you know - the being choked part.
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- Part 20 of WaterCoolerDreaming’s Britcom Kinktober 2024
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like love and law and poverty (these are the things that kill me) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, QI (TV) RPF
20 Oct 2024
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It’s difficult to answer when all the blood is rushing down from his head, and instead pooling in between his legs. Alan can feel the floor sway beneath him, fuzzy black spots slowly encroaching on his vision.
Day 20 - Breathplay
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- Part 16 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
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learn to love me (and assemble the ways) by knives_and_spoons for a_snipers_nightmare
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, QI (TV) RPF
04 Oct 2024
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“Good boy,” Stephen says, a laugh tinting his voice with a joyous sound. It resonates deep within Alan, warmth flooding through his bones. He mumbles something, but his efforts are futile as his words jumble into senseless moans.
Day 4 - Praise Kink
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- Part 2 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
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it suddenly struck me; i just might die with a smile on my face after all by knives_and_spoons for a_snipers_nightmare
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, QI (TV) RPF
11 Aug 2024
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Stephen sighs, and, for a moment, Alan thinks his plan has been foiled. Stephen can see right through him; of course he can! Then, he looks up at Alan, fixing him with a cold stare, blue eyes icy.
“Alan, my dear boy,” he says, so calm and measured and in control. It’s irritating how arousing it is. “I know what you’re doing. Calm down. All you’re doing is wasting breath, energy, and my time.”
- Day 11: Overstimulation
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- Part 11 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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Alan has a crush on his professor, and it just might be requited.
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Alan is always chewing on his pen, and Stephen chooses the wrong word to address the issue.
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QI Episode C3. Someone else is soaking up all of Stephen’s attention and Alan isn’t happy.
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Stephen is a perfectly adequate pillow.
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Ranma Saotome has trained in every martial art imaginable.
But is he prepared... for a BBC panel show?
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that whenever a British comedy quiz show has two or more regular participants, there are secret behind-the-scenes agreements involving some sort of correlation between correct answers and post-recording sexual activities.
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- English
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- 257
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 60
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- 980
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The thing about trying to out-clever Stephen Fry, Alan thinks, is that it never, ever works.
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- Part 2 of letter series
- Part 4 of Abandoned Britcom Snippets
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1 Out of 8 Ministers by Ruuger for apacketofseeds
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), QI (TV) RPF
15 Feb 2019
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Nicola ends up as a guest panelist on QI. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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QI/Kingdom/Community Cross-over Fanfic: A Quite Interesting Establishment(or, What Happens When Fry and Laurie Goes AU) - by theChaplinfangirl by SissolxJeffC4ever
Fandoms: QI (TV) RPFs, Original Work, Kingdom(UK TV)
13 Mar 2018
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The Mechanics and Logistics Of Two Opposing Forces; or, Opposites Attract by old ones of fye (royalfye)
Fandoms: QI (TV) RPF
06 Mar 2018
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Объективно говоря, ничего не должно было получиться.
- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 197
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 244
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Drabble: Five People The Klaxon Beeped. by Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels) for mlraven
Fandoms: QI (TV), British Comedy RPF
01 Feb 2018
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WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.