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    Peter Parker's life is going great. Johnny Storm is back from the Negative Zone and Peter has found himself with a surprise roommate who keeps the apartment clean, makes him breakfast, and wears funny aprons while he putters around in the kitchen every morning. But something is standing in the way of perfect domestic bliss, and Peter just wants to make it through the week without losing his mind.

    For Spideytorch Week 2021 Day 1: Roommates

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    20 Nov 2025

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    Waking up in a stranger's bed is not how superhero Johnny Storm planned on spending the morning after the night before.

    From now on…

    A) No more secret hookups with Peter Parker—he's the last man on earth Johnny'd want to share a room with, never mind a king-size bed.

    B) Maintain a professional persona at all times. After all, he's a photographer for New York's #1 Superhero Bashing Rag and Johnny's perfect tabloid fodder.

    C) Keep friends close but enemies closer. Easier said than done, with She-Hulk away on her honeymoon and Spider-Man avoiding him.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    The Human Torch thinks Spider-Man is amazing. Spectacular, even. Sensational! The best superhero ever. (Even if he’s a bit of a jerk.)

    Spider-Man thinks the Human Torch is annoying and stupid and needs to leave him alone.

    Peter Parker thinks Johnny Storm is the prettiest boy he’s ever seen. More than that, Johnny is the reason why he didn’t quit being a superhero. The problem? He may have made a terrible first (and second... and third...) impression.

    Johnny Storm thinks Peter Parker is annoying and stupid and needs to leave him alone.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    “...And that’s how you — yes, you! — can synthesize your very own webfluid at home,” Peter says, gesturing vaguely at the chalkboard. “Any questions? Yes, Franklin?”

    “Why do you call Uncle Johnny ‘baby’?” asks Franklin. “He’s not a baby. He’s a grown man.”

    Peter coughs into his fist. “Anybody else?”

    In which Peter confronts the fact that he has a ridiculous amount of pet names for Johnny (and that Johnny, strangely enough, doesn’t seem to have any for him).

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    07 Nov 2025

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    “It’s okay,” Johnny says, stroking the now-tamed unicorn’s mane. “See? She likes me.”

    “Because you’re a virgin,” Peter blurts out.

    Johnny shoots him a withering look. “No, it’s because of my pure and untainted heart,” he snaps. “Yes, because I’m a virgin!”

    It takes a rampaging cosmic unicorn for Peter to find out Johnny’s a virgin, then an accidental power swap to figure out why.

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    07 Nov 2025