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you notice it in the instant (when love begins) by i_wont_fall_asleep
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe
03 Sep 2022
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Something Bruce said finally registers with Clark, and without thinking he blurts out:
“I never said I wouldn’t do it.”
Bruce stops. He puts down the greasepaint and finally turns around to face Clark.
“There was also a box for—”
Clark throws his hands up, “I know! I get it, the boxes! I just,” he sighs, “I just would like a little more context, please.”
Bruce cocks his head, and just looks at Clark. Clark fights the urge to do something embarrassing, like fidget—or worse—preen.
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Or, five times toxins/pollen/kryptonite made them do it, and one time they did it all on their own
Bookmarked by AceFutureMilf
25 Dec 2025
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He was completely unfazed by Ryuji’s doubt. “I can be very charming,” Akira assured him magnanimously. “I’ll have you know I’m a man of many talents. I’m sure any number of my skills will help me win him over.”
Ryuji raised a sardonic eyebrow at him. “‘Talents?’ What, you mean like breaking and entering, assault, and hostage negotiation?”
A blank, glasses-blocked stare. “You don’t think those will help?”
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Bookmarked by AceFutureMilf
20 Dec 2025
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“You don’t eat bacon because tiger-brain thinks people are meat,” Wally says, just to make sure he’s on the right track.
“You say that like people aren’t made of meat.”
“It’s- we’re people,” Wally says, his mouth running without consulting his brain. “Isn’t that different?”
The look Gar gives him is half frustration and half pity.
“Wally, the biggest difference between pigs and people is opposable thumbs,” he says.
Wally has a couple brushes with cannibalism over the years. It's probably fine.
Bookmarked by AceFutureMilf
17 Dec 2025
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Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
22 Dec 2021
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“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”
Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”
Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”
“Yeah, that scans.”
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Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".
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Bookmarked by AceFutureMilf
24 Nov 2025
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There are certain things they don't do, and kissing is one of them.
Until it isn't.
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[loosely based off of this prompt] Clark has a secondary sexual organ in his mouth right where the soft palate begins in a human. Consider it like a clit. I'd like 5 times Bruce/Batman made Clark come in his pants just from kissing, ranging from discovery to just for s&g.
Translation to 中文 available here by iamclx!
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- Part 4 of superbat works
