Amorphous_Impostor
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The collaborative brainchild of myself and @suzypfonne!
When Anthony Jasper Crowley’s pet science project unexpectedly launches him 220 years into the past, he finds a lot more than he’d ever bargained for in the man whose name has been on the front of his building for centuries.
New chapters will be posted every Tuesday and Friday! (No, really. I promise.) EDIT: I kept my promise. Twice-a-week updates, without fail, from June 28 to October 8.
Cover art by me 💛
(The Dream Team is back — myself writing, @suzypfonne beta-reading, and @sparkyshinymagpie coding the social-media conversations)
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26 Dec 2025
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Beautiful
We all need friends like the snuggle bunch
Lovely art
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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Bookmarked by Amorphous_Impostor
04 Dec 2025
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They were made for each other
Fanta is the perfect name for an orange cat
Matchmaker Anathema
Good lord that first kiss
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Sherlock Holmes has a successful YouTube baking channel, but what he really wants is his own bakery.
When an old friend sends him a call for the very first Great British Bake Off, he seizes the opportunity to finally win a sponsor for his bakery.
Here's the plan: Win Bake Off, get the bakery, don't fall in love with the handsome Army doctor at the neighbouring station. Easy.Series
- Part 1 of Bakers with Benefits
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Bookmarked by Amorphous_Impostor
08 Nov 2025
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No one can resist handsome army doctor
Read on full stomach because baking makes me hungry
Everyone is friends except Moriarty because he sucks
Good banter and flirting -
Criminal Pursuits by FeralTuxedo for TawnyOwl95
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Feb 2023
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1931. When professional scoundrel Crowley is tasked with the kidnapping of author and rich kid Aziraphale Fell, it appears to be a job like any other. His victim's enthusiasm to be kidnapped comes as a bit of a surprise.
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- Part 1 of Criminal Pursuits
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Bookmarked by Amorphous_Impostor
20 Oct 2025
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Crowley gets fooled by gorgeous angel
World's worst kidnapper
This bath tub can fit two adults -
An Angel, a Vibrator, and a Demon of the Serpent Kind by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Nov 2024
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Here’s a fun fact about snakes: they can hear vibrations more than anything else.