AntigoneScorned



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 2

    Tags
    Summary

    Crowley swore off love, not that he needs it anyway since he’s happily just working with his best friend and co-owner, Bee, at their tattoo shop. Aziraphale has finally had enough of his family and decided to move to SoHo, London to finally achieve his dream of running a book shop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,819
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    159

    06 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.

    Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.

    One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.

    Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,961
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,279
    Kudos:
    746
    Bookmarks:
    174
    Hits:
    12,478

    29 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 33

    Summary

    Professors Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell do not like each other.

    They despise one another.

    In fact, most would more than likely describe them as being mortal enemies if nothing else.

    Rivals in their field of Philosophy at a prestigious university, they clash in nearly every sense of the word, doing their absolute best to either 1) go out of their way to metaphorically rip the each other to shreds, or 2) aggressively and/or spitefully avoid the other.

    So what happens when one of them is rather unexpectedly chosen as Head of Department over the other?

    Tensions— inevitably and ineffably— reach a breaking point.

    Words:
    3,996
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    33

    07 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 31

    Words:
    316,807
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    31

    21 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 84

    Tags
    Summary

    Anthony Crowley has been struggling in the romance department. His past is a long string of one-night stands and relationships that fizzle out quickly. But it's okay, because he also has his best friends and his preschool-age 'nephew', who are all (and the best) family he ever thought he needed.

    Aziraphale Fell has a careful history of first dates who don't call back because, as a preschool teacher, his vocabulary is full of words like 'potty' and 'drat'. But it's okay, because he loves his job teaching preschool, and sometimes the vocabulary just lingers even when you're on the pull.

    Crowley's best friends have a plan. Well, an idea. Because who doesn't love playing matchmaker?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,106
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,957
    Kudos:
    682
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    19,759

    19 Jun 2025