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    His big idiot TV had never once asked for something Spamton wasn’t already willing to give him. Always more than happy, blushing and eager as he spread himself open, to take and take and take until he was a stuttering, staticky mess. He didn’t push. They hadn’t even needed to talk about it. Besides, Spamton was more than familiar with what Tenna was working with. It would be impossible. Next to impossible. So of course there was no point in dwelling on it. Obviously.

    But.

    His hands.

    Spamton considers giving Tenna a rare reward, despite knowing better. Or so he thinks.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    While in the middle of being drowned by paperwork, Spamton gets a curious call from Tenna. Procrastination ensues

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    01 Nov 2025

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    The other agents have a habit of gossiping about the doctor and his assistant. Robotnik takes it upon himself to show everyone what Stone means to him.

    Or, Robotnik has always been the center of attention; Stone delights in being the center of his.

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    09 Mar 2025

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    Crowley impresses Hell with the Spanish Inquisition (even though he didn't have a part in it, thank you very much). To reward him, they give him a present: a powerless angel to do whatever he wants with.

    Aziraphale is not what he expects. And it turns out, what they both want just happens to be love.

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    01 Feb 2024

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    Apparently, Crowley could ruin his good mood. Crowley was just about the only thing that could ruin it.
    “Right. So. You and I, is it?” Aziraphale confirmed, just to be clear.
    “That’s right.”
    “And how long is this trip, exactly?”
    “One full week,” Crowley enunciated too clearly, stretching his lips around the words and sharply clacking his k. “Seven whole days.”
    “Great,” Aziraphale breathed.
    They both smiled, all teeth and no joy.

    (Human AU / Enemies to Lovers) • English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realising his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?

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    01 Feb 2024