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    Eight years of Spider-Manning took its toll. Now, Peter Parker is content with his quiet bartending gig in Gotham where he just wants to wipe down bar tops in peace. If only Batman's sidekicks would stop treating his workplace like their personal clubhouse.

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    Ft. Menace to society (and spiderman) Robins and an older, in desperate need of a 10-year-long nap, Peter Parker.

    (A Peter Parker who does NOT think he’s older brother/ mentor material, and batkids who disagree.)

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  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    after Peter was dusted he was transported to gotham and turned into a 12 year old, he has since spent 4 years in Gotham when one day he gets dusted back to Endgame.

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  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    Peter Parker didn't know what went wrong. He didn't quite remember when he first woke up in the body of another Peter after Doctor Strange's final spell. Remaining as his own secret, he thought he was doing well, remaining unseen, unnoticed to the naked eye. So, when Peter Grayson Wayne finally notices there's something wrong with him, he thought that was that - nobody would never know their inner turmoil. They would be able to live in harmony, as co-existing minds in the body of one small teen.

    Neither of them expected Duke Thomas to notice Peter Parker. And yet, he did - unsure how to navigate this realization, both Peter's realize it may be best to ask for help with the only person that could see them both.

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    Peter Parker has a secret. 
    And no–it’s not that one. Or that other one. Or the suspiciously spider-shaped one. 
    No: this secret has no shape at all. 

    Stop being dramatic. 

    Ah. There’s the secret. 

    Dude, seriously?

    The really annoying, shapeless secret that haunts Peter's night and day and dreams and—

    If you don't stop, I’m going to shave off your eyebrows and wash your stupid suit with May’s whites and then you’ll have to explain why all her sheets are pink again—

    —And anyway, point being, there's a teenage girl that lives in Peter's brain, and the whole thing is far less weird than whatever you are picturing.

     

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    Peter and Steph share a soul. Across dimensions. It's really not as complicated as it seems.
    (Five outside perspectives of Stepheter and one time something different happened.)

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  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Sometimes, late at night, Peter swore that Queens looked... different.

    The Bats would say similar things about Gotham.

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