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    Flirting:
    a social and sexual behavior involving spoken or written communication, as well as body language, by one person to another, to suggest interest in a deeper relationship

     

     

     

     

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    5 times Deadpool flirted with Spider-Man like he was a spider + 1 time he flirted with him like he was a person.

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

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    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    25 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    A series where feral!Spidey and Wade team up and find a strange rapport.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    Peter Parker (aka Spider-Man) has a lot on his plate. School, Deadpool, patrols, Deadpool, Wade, Deadpool... has he mentioned Deadpool yet? When he agreed to let the chatty mercenary join him, he made the rules clear.
    No killing.
    He should have set more of them. Deadpool's talking is probably gonna kill him soon enough. Wait a minute! That would violate point number one! So he had no choice but to confront his colleague, stop ignoring the inappropriate innuendos, and set some boundaries. Their camaraderie is in jeopardy and will be jeopardized several more times because Deadpool has eyes and a mouth worth his name. And Spider-Man has apparently an awesome ass that Deadpool thinks is worth dying for.
    Somewhere between pranks, crime-fighting, and moments of peace on a rooftop above late-night New York City, colleagues have become partners, and partners have become...
    Dum dum dum duuuuuum.... Did I mention that Deadpool doesn't know Spider-Man is a high schooler?

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    23 Nov 2025

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    Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.

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    Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.

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    21 Nov 2025