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Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.
What he wasn't anticipating:
1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.
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22 Dec 2025
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Season Pass (To This Ass) by mightbewriting for ambpersand
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2022
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“What do you mean you didn’t get me a ticket?”
Ron’s hand flew to the back of his neck, massaging a red splotch just above his collar, flushing out his freckles. “I mean, I—well, it’s not like you enjoy Quidditch all that much.”
“I went to every match you or Harry played in at school.”
“Quidditch is my hobby, not yours.”
[In which Hermione dumps a Quidditch fan and dates a Quidditch player instead. Spite is a beautiful motivator.]
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22 Dec 2025
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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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- Part 13 of Harry Potter works
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21 Dec 2025
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I'll Get By by orphan_account
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Apr 2015
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21 Dec 2025
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lucy takes the long way home by agents_cxrter
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
21 Oct 2023
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“I have to go.” Lucy gasps out.
Lockwood swallows harshly, face flushed. “Yeah. Me too.”
Except they both stay there, her hands clutching his coat lapels (when did they get there?), his buried in her hair (when did they get there?), chests brushing with every heavy breath.
“I really have to go.” Lucy says.
“Mmhmm.” Lockwood agrees, but then his mouth is descending back to hers.
or; Lucy might have left Lockwood and Co, but she can't get Lockwood out of her system.
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15 Dec 2025