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All Systems Tadpole by CharmingMonsters
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
07 Oct 2025
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Astonishingly, I could not find a Murderbot / Baldur's Gate 3 crossover fic on this site. Which means I wound up writing one.
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At least, I assumed it was an augmented human. With no feed tag, I had no data regarding identity, place of origin, augment status, or anything else. It looked too organic to be a bot, although its attire resembled the outfits I’d seen on some Sexbots. It was carrying a sword only 32 cm shorter than itself, which did not seem like something a Sexbot would have. -
Going Old School by CharmingMonsters
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
29 Jul 2025
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Dr. Gurathin takes an old-fashioned approach to discouraging Murderbot's ongoing attempts to surveil his private residence on Preservation Station. Murderbot handles the situation with grace and dignity:
During previous incidents, Dr. Gurathin had messaged me over the feed with his objections, asking that I retrieve the identified drone and not use it to re-infiltrate his personal living space. Luckily, Mensah had bought me two cases of drones, so I was able to use a different one for each new infiltration, adhering to his request.
This time, he had unexpectedly dropped a container of hot liquid over the drone. It was still functional (a drone that couldn’t handle water would be useless for planetside deployments) but the audio was muted and its visual inputs were restricted to the interior of a First Landing University mug. I could probably push the mug off the furniture surface using the drone’s propulsion system, but I was getting a 99.2% risk assessment that this action would cause mug to break. That had an 84.6% chance of turning this incident from a minor annoyance into a Big Fucking Deal involving meetings and consensus and talking about this, ugh.
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Five times Victor Nikiforov’s name was misspelled on his Grand Prix Final Gold Medal + one time he made sure it wasn’t.
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Victor Nikiforov reads Thirst Tweets for a Buzzfeed video; Yuuri is anonymously quoted and wants to die. Phichit makes sure everyone is properly hydrated.
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Yuuri's spent his whole life listening for the foreign words etched upon his skin, the first words his soulmate will ever speak to him. When he finally hears them, he can't bring himself to answer back.
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Supportive boyfriend Ilya Rozanov by JustPalsBeingBros
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Dec 2025
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”Shut up you both, I’m thinking.” Cliff interrupted. “It needs to be embarrassing. You were definitely making me do something embarrassing.”
Ilya caught his chest dramatically. “I would never. I’d make you drink more vodka. And buy me some more vodka. All of us. We should drink some more right now, I think.” There was a round of agreement around the table, and Ilya registered someone leaving to order more drinks. He nodded with approval at that.
“I have an idea.” Marlow threw his arm around Ilya's shoulders. “You, my friend, will go to one of Hollander’s games, wearing Hollander’s jersey, and you will cheer for him like the biggest fan that you apparently are.“ Cliff’s smile, Ilya thought, was a little evil.
Drunk Ilya looses a bet, and he's challenged to wear Hollander's jersey to Shane's game.
He's not entirely unhappy with the idea.
Little does he know, it ends up changing the trajectory of their lives.
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21 Dec 2025
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identifiable comma usage by jottingprosaist (jane_potter)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
23 Nov 2025
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I thought the survey had been going pretty well, with a total lack of hostile fauna, flora, corporates, or alien remnants, until the morning everybody woke up to find an unidentified silicone-polymer object sitting on the table in the middle of the habitat lounge. Now my humans were all standing around it, trying to decide whose sex object this was.
Sometimes I hate myself for starting to get optimistic.
(For New Tideland's Murderathin Wanksgiving.)
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Most people have the decency to hide it, to disguise it at the very least. There was no reason for an augmented human to be parading around with an exposed data port, least of all this particularly annoying augmented human.
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31 Oct 2025
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The humans are being weird, even for humans. And they're not as subtle as they think. And I know for a fact they're working for ART.
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SecUnit's Preservation humans have concocted a plan so evil, it takes even it by surprise:
They're... perceiving it. Having thoughts and emotions about it. And they wrote them down.Bookmarked by CharmingMonsters
29 Oct 2025