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    “Alright, Mosshead. Welcome to the Germa Kingdom, a nation without land. Germa is ruled by the Vinsmoke family. Once the rulers of the North Blue, they are now a power hungry group of mercenaries who dream of reconquering their old territory. They are also by technical definition my family, although I had cut all ties with them. Apparently I didn’t cut them well enough, since they have now arranged a marriage for me.”

    “Mmm, what’s this gotta do with me?”

    “You're their hostage Mosshead.” Cook took a frustrated drag from his cigarette. “Reiju, my sister, poisoned you, says if you don’t receive treatment every few hours you’ll die painfully. We get the full antidote after the wedding.

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    Canon Divergence: Germa have appeared back into Sanji's life to force him into a marriage, to force him into coming along they are holding Zoro as a hostage.

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    When Zoro finally decided to pay the love cook a visit at his restaurant, several years after the crew split up, he was fully prepared to be verbally assaulted with taunts and insults about his newfound weight, or get kicked in the head for not adhering to his usual diet. What he doesn’t expect is for Sanji to be… flustered.

    And somehow it only escalates from there.

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    15 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    In which a group of people who've never been good at being loved learn to do that on their own terms.

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    04 Jul 2025

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    The adventures of the New World's strangest polycule as they deal with everyday relationship drama, the Marines and rival pirate groups as they attempt to conquer the Four Seas.

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    02 Jul 2025

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    ⋆───・:࿔*✧˖°˖☆˖°˖✧*࿔:・───⋆
    Pouring the steamed milk with his practiced, signature spiral, Sanji steps up to the counter with the finished product. “One Lavender sedative for the Mosshead,” the witch prompts with a wink; Zoro snorting indignantly at the nickname.
    Their hands brush in the transfer and the blond finds himself lingering on demonfolk’s fingers, the digits dark black, as if dipped in charcoal, and searingly warm to the touch.
    If Zoro notices, he doesn’t mention it. The man instead glancing between the swirl in the coffee to the curl of the witch’s eyebrow before smirking, “Thanks Curly,” he says, tipping his chin up in a nod After a moment of lingering amusement, the demonfolk turns and heads to the far corner of the cafe.
    Sanji watches him go with a frown, his fingertips tingling and a furious blush warming his ears.
    What a bastard.
    ⋆───・:࿔*✧˖°˖☆˖°˖✧*࿔:・───⋆
    Urban Fantasy Zosan - Witch!Sanji and Demon!Zoro - Rating for full story - Tags updated with chapters

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    17 Jun 2025

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    Sanji's bad day starts with shipwrecking on an uncharted island and ends with being presented as a new bride for the islanders' local god. A god who turns out to not be a god at all and who is having a pretty bad day of his own.

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    06 Jun 2025