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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
This Fic is now complete!
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26 Jul 2021
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Wands and Arrows by Runic_Purple_Panda
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Nov 2015
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Drabbles based on seventy-five randomly generated words.
Clint Barton's wife was the most terrifying person Natasha had ever met, including the Winter Soldier who had shown up one time and killed her charge by shooting through her.
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22 Jul 2021
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What would happen if Avatar Korra and Asami Sato were dropped into the plot of a Greeting Card Company Film Network Christmas movie? (Look, Ma! No copyright infringement.) This is obviously over-the-top fluff by design, and a new chapter will drop every fourth day. Happy Holidays, all!
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11 May 2021
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And like, you’d think the sudden realization that she has feelings for the girl would like, end in her either sharing them or like, backing the hell off, but neither happens.
Spring comes, and Korra and Asami are closer than ever.
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14 Oct 2020
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dont_vex_me: were not adopting a kid bryn get ur shit together
Welcome to the AU where literally everything is the same except for one crucial difference: chatrooms are (ab)used by the members of the four main factions. Chapters will rotate between the Thieves Guild, the Companions, the Dark Brotherhood, and the College of Winterhold, and it'll be great I promise. Possibly there will be others too, don't count on it.
Warning: Do not, and I repeat, do not drink anything while reading this unless you want whatever you're drinking to end up all over your fic-reading device of choice. Many readers can attest to this.- Language:
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16 Jul 2020