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wishing will make it so by Anonymous
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)
10 Oct 2023
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“You know, like… Oh please, Mr. God-Auditor,” Prismo affected an unconvincing falsetto, “I’ll do anything you want, just don’t report me! That sort of thing.”
“Have we not just established that there is nothing I want from-”
“My body!” Prismo blurted out. “You could have my body.”
Scarab blinked.
“To fuck. You would be fucking me.” Prismo tacked on, for clarification. “I hope you know what that is, at least. Please don’t make me explain the birds and the beetles to you.”---
A story about the complications of Prismo and Scarab's no-good-awful-terrible-but-maybe-there's-hope relationship - originally a oneshot, now being expanded into a multichapter fic!
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14 Aug 2024
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Sowing The Seeds by Mezzmer
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)
03 Aug 2025
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Even gods need to go back to square one sometimes.
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13 Aug 2024
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Prismo throws a party for the first time since Jake's death. It doesn't go well.
ON HIATUS
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12 Aug 2024
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That Won't Fly With The Boss by just_barely_a_somebody
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)
09 Nov 2025
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Much to Scarab's annoyance, Prismo throws a party and everyone's invited. He's fine with just being there to try and do his job, that is until someone else shows up and ruins what little peace he had.
Meanwhile for Prismo, he was hopping that finally getting to experience a party might help Scarab feel more included and maybe even socialize more. Too bad he just runs off elsewhere in the time cube for no apparent reason.A story of two idiots learning to live with each other, confront trauma, and catch feelings along the way.
This is my first fanfic spurred into thought when I noticed some things in Fionna and Cake and put together the headcanon that Scarab had wings at one point but lost them. The first chapter was just me rushing to get the idea+reasoning out into the fandom, so feel free to skip it if u wanna get right to the story.
As AI has become a trend I want to add as an artist that I DON’T SUPPORT THE USE OF AI. All I can ask is to please not involve me or my work with it in any way.
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12 Aug 2024
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Diary of the Lost by Firemoonxd4
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
15 Aug 2025
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"Far away somewhere deep hidden in a chest lies a forgotten diary, untouched for 100 years. Just waiting to be found."
As Link travels to Rito village to assist Teba with his divine beast, the young warrior happens to stumble across an old diary. It once belonged to a traveller named Juhi, who used to explore the field and mountains of Hyrule a 100 years ago. When the blond boy starts reading through the many pages he comes closer and closer to discovering who this mysterious traveller truly is and their tragic tale...
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03 Aug 2024