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“Goodnight, Dad!”
“Goodnight, duckling!” His smile dropped when the door clicked shut. Closed his eyes. Counted to ten. It wouldn’t do to blow a hole in the hotel they just finished. He’s spent too much of his life blowing up shit just because he could fix it afterwards. As if there were no consequences to being a giant rage monster just because nothing stayed broken. It’s a problem he got under wraps a few thousand years ago, but few things challenge his control like Charlie, her safety, their lack of relationship. But, no, this wasn’t about that; It was about that asshole being to chickenshit to go to the top and instead bothering little girls with too much on their plate.
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It's strange for Lucifer to wander back into Hellish society after centuries of isolation. There was a reason he left, a reason he no longer even tried. But Charlie had a plan. Who knew if it was even going to work, but there was no way in Hell he was going to let her stick it to Heaven without help.
If only that radio demon wasn't such an asshole.Updates Tuesday
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A Different Sort of Feeling by QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
28 Sep 2023
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“Let me get this straight,” Adachi says when everyone’s been topped up and a couple of new bottles sit between them. Adachi appears to pause over his choice of phrasing before shaking his head and continuing. “The question isn’t so much if we let the guy who shot Kasuga get into a relationship with him, but, what? How do we get Kasuga to come out of the closet?”
“Worse.” Zhao sighs. “How do we get Kasuga to realize he’s in the closet.”
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Arakawa comes back into Ichiban's life. It's not as straightforward as Ichiban hopes. -
Elegy for Elpis by Eli_Emu, QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
24 Apr 2019
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“Timothy made a lot of bad decisions... So here he was alone on Elpis, with no way out and no official papers because, to put the cherry on top, he didn’t officially exist anymore. God, he sure helped that not everyone on Elpis was as mad as they made Pandorans up to be.”
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Timothy’s boss sends him down alone, with minimal training, a couple of guns, and a couple of AI’s so experimental that don’t even have their learning algorithms up and running. There’s a lot on the line and Timothy is the man for the job; mostly because he’s the only one for around. Realistically, it going to be only days before Timothy is decomposing on the moon’s surface.Series
- Part 1 of Borderlands Blues
- Part 1 of Fragments
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The Deal of a Lifetime by Eli_Emu, QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
28 Aug 2018
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Timothy and Vaughn get the opportunity of a lifetime, the possibility of a free fixer-upper android. Sure, they both have no money to even really fix an android, with Vaughn going to school and Timothy trying to pay back his loans after dropping out, but how hard can it be, really?
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Set in the Detroit universe. You don't really need to play the game to read this. It's basically just an Android AU with a bit of spice.Series
- Part 1 of The Deal of a Lifetime
- Part 2 of Fragments
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The Devil’s Serenade by Eli_Emu, QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
14 Jun 2018
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Rhys can't this ghost out of his head. He's more trouble than he's worth, but sometimes, hell, sometimes it's almost worth it.
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Fragments by Eli_Emu, QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
Fandom: Borderlands (Video Games), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
24 Apr 2019
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It's fascinating, how different situations show our true colors. These are Timothy Lawrence's, among different times and different worlds. None the less, it's still the same, damaged Timothy.
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The Deal of a Lifetime by Eli_Emu, QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
Fandom: Borderlands (Video Games), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
28 Aug 2018
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Borderlands Blues by Eli_Emu, QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
Fandom: Borderlands (Video Games)
24 Apr 2019
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I could fill a cathedral with my voice.
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Bookmarked by QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
27 Dec 2025
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Calas Typhon is one hell of a jealous astarte, pixking fight with others almost twice his size.
Luckily for him, Mortarion cannot help but indulge his favorite.
Bookmarked by QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
22 Dec 2025
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Light Shower by Bob_the_bob for kingwithpaintedfingers
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
11 Aug 2024
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During the wars against the Overlords on Barbarus, Calas Typhon wants to destroy an enemy that escaped him. He has other wants…though he feels he needs to hide those. Although his attempt to kill the overlord in a hidden cave system doesn't go as planned, Mortation comes for him. Previously-hidden emotions come to light under the glowing lights of the cave. Gift for kingwithpaintedfingers.
Bookmarked by QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
22 Dec 2025
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Stranded by Claudia_flies
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
26 Dec 2025
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Mortarion and his First Captain Calas Typhon are stranded on Barbarus. Their ship destroyed, all connection to the Imperium disrupted, and any hope of rescue months away. A chance meeting in the Wastes with a clan of weavers will come to change the course of galactic history.
This is a story of fate, destiny, and second chances. A story of healing, of plants, and fiber arts.
Bookmarked by QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
12 Dec 2025
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I want your love, I don't want to be friends by sar_01
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
20 Nov 2025
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The silence between the two of them could defeat Kiryu right now, the tension swallowing him whole as the only thing he could hear was their shared breath and the sound of…a zipper?!
What on earth was this punishment?!
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Kiryu gets an invitation to join Majima in a game of pool; however, let's say the mad dog added another challenge to it, and invited someone that Kiryu has missed dearly.
Bookmarked by QueenOfPentalcles (Eli_Emu)
09 Dec 2025