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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    28 Jan 2021

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    Juniper Malfoy was brought up in a muggle orphanage, where she was stashed by her parents to protect her from a family curse. Now that she is of age the only thing that can keep her heart beating (literally) is the love of her soulmate and an enchanted heirloom. Pity no one told her that.

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    06 Mar 2020

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    I love this. :) Sirius black/ofc

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    Hermione was suspicious when she found an old journal amongst her things.

    Tom was intrigued the night someone else's handwriting appeared in his diary.

    Lord Riddle watches his past unfold from Hermione's side of the timeline to make sure history repeats itself without Albus's interference.

    Tomione. Canon shifted up 20 years. No TT/Horcruxes/Prophecy. Eventual Slytherin!Hermione & Slytherin!Harry. Anti-Ron. Anti-Dumbledore. T at first, M later on.

    Portugues do Brasil:(Translation by Moonletterss): https://www.wattpad.com/story/294426477-the-diary-tomione

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    15 Aug 2019

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    I love it!

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    Saren doesn't like children. They're messy. Demanding.

    Helpless. 

    With his line of work he never expected it to be an issue.

    "Stop that."

    "No."

    "Human, I'm not going to tell you again. Stop. Touching. That."

    That was before he was tasked with transporting the most disagreeable five-year old passenger in history to the nearest refugee facility.

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    Or the one where Saren ends up raising an orphaned Shepard.

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    24 Jun 2019

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    (Kinda AU): Shepard is just a tired doctor, working on Omega, who wants nothing more than to curl up, watch her favorite elcor soap opera and eat the best Asari-Asian cuisine that the station has to offer. However, on her way home, she finds a mysterious, wounded turian that goes by the moniker, Archangel.

    Come for the comedy, stay for the plot!

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    23 Jun 2019