HelloSchrodi
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Duct tape and other love languages by HelloSchrodi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Jun 2022
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For all that Jaskier's been called a romantic [derogatory], he's never put much genuine belief in falling in Love at first sight. He still sings about it, he's still a musician, but it's been three days and he's seen and been seen in a way that's starting to make him reconsider. So in a way, while it might technically be love at first sight, he's never heard it talked about quite like this.
He's a romantic [complimentary], and he's heard a lot about love.
It's only been three days, but he's fallen and been caught, and has fallen deliberately— just to see. Eskel is always there to catch him.It's only been three days and Eskel is very quickly becoming his always.
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- Part 2 of Of Found Family and Fairy Lights
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Fairy Lights over Fifteen Years by HelloSchrodi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
19 Jun 2022
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It starts with a broken promise.
Eskel made a promise to a scared little boy that he would never leave first.Somehow, fairy lights inexorably become A Part™ of the bond between a gremlin child and his long-suffering brother who left for law school. The copper wires were never structural, the lights were never a metaphor, and —Lambert I swear to Melitele that I'm using an app to change the colours. I'm 1200 kilometers away with an internet connection, I promise the lights aren't haunted.
It ends 15 years later with his second broken promise and fairy lights that still aren't haunted.
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- Part 1 of Of Found Family and Fairy Lights
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Despite the curtain of shooting stars, he couldn't turn away from the man beaming up into the night; bright eyes dancing with excitement and wonder, his blinding smile, his heartbeat thrummed with excitement and joined the noises of glee and wonder tumbling past his lips in a tide of sound.
"—Eskel, Eskel! Are you even paying attention?"
"Yeah, Jaskier," Eskel's mouth went dry and he absently rubbed his scarred cheek. "I am."
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Aftercare and Outtakes by HelloSchrodi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 May 2022
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A collection of aftercare and outtakes from the fics in the 50 First Times verse. All chapter titles will be the same as the fic names :) Not everyone wants to scroll to the bottom of a pwp to read about aftercare, cuddling, bantering, and soft shenanigans, so they have a second home here. These snippets could probably be enjoyed without reading the pwp.
Unless otherwise specified, Eskel/Jaskier is the main pairing who just happen to tumble in bed with others.
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- Part 5 of 50 First times
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Good morning, sweet thing. by HelloSchrodi for keikei_firefly
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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He couldn't tell you which registered first.
"Wake up, pretty bird."
Weight blanketing him, hot against his back.
Eskel's cock so, so deep inside of him."Pretty bird. Aren't you going to say good morning?"
"Good," Jaskier's voice broke, still clumsy with sleep. He tried again. "Good—" breath catching as that bundle of nerves was hit—"ahh-morning."
"Gods, darling. How long…?"
"Not long, didn't even need my fingers after opening you up so much last night."Series
- Part 4 of 50 First times
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Of Found Family and Fairy Lights by HelloSchrodi
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Jun 2022
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Missing scenes and extras from the Fairy Lights Over Fifteen Years 'verse
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50 First times by HelloSchrodi
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 May 2022
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A series of related fics that can be read separately as one-shots. Primarily JaskierxEskel pwp-centric with Kaer Morhen shenanigans.
TL;DR Guilt-free kinky fics
This series is going to be real big into enthusiastic consent, actually healthy bdsm practices, sex-positivity, and sex that's just a bit more realistic.
People don't take themselves too seriously, not everything will go flawlessly and flow like a pornhub special, and safewords are there for a reason my dudes. Even the filthy smut contained within -regardless of the tags- will always have healthy relationships and communication at the heart of it.
If you're looking for just aftercare, banter, and other softness -not pure pwp- go check out Aftercare and Outtakes.
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The Reckless Song of Life and Death by phiaura
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.---000---
Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.
“Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”
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Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
19 Dec 2025
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Jaskier gets jumped by a bunch of bandits, who happen to be so dumb as to stab him with an ancient artifact. When he wakes up, the bandits are slaughtered, and Jaskier has a new hunger. He decides he can't and won't live like this, and searches out a witcher to kill him when he's unsuccessful himself. Of course......he finds Geralt, or does Geralt find him?
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When Jaskier wakes up, the light is uncommonly bright to his eyes, and he has to squint against it. He’s not sure he remembers going to sleep the previous night, and briefly accuses himself of gulping down the bottle of Toussainti wine he’d filched from the inn, leaving a few crowns in its place.He rubs his hands over his face, and realises that as he does so, the strange metallic scent that hangs in the air gets stronger. When he pulls his hands away to look at his palms, he stiffens. There are red stains on the skin, some of it dried and flaking in the creases.
It’s very definitely not wine.
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Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
17 Dec 2025
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Hooooly shit. Yup. Absolutely. 100% chance of a re-read. 100% chance it will live rent free in my brain
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“You two know each other?” Ostald demanded.
The captive flashed Letho a wink, then rolled his head to Ostald and sighed, sounding disappointed of all things. “Of course, we do. I work for him.”
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When the stranger caught sneaking around a count's home lies about working for Letho, Letho's curious enough to let him keep talking.
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- Part 24 of Mek's Witcher Flashes
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Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
17 Dec 2025
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I Will Bring You Ruin by BraveLittleNippa
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Dec 2023
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Their country is a perfect sanctuary. No plagues, wars, famine or natural disasters have disturbed their lives in Redania for over a hundred years.
The price?
A sacrifice from the seven noble houses every twelve years.
This year when the reaping comes; Milena volunteers.Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
14 Dec 2025
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Lambert doesn't know why this omega came with the husband hunters, or why she isn't afraid of him, but he might as well enjoy it while it lasts. She's only going to be here a few weeks or a month, after all.
Milena thinks she may have found the rudest alpha in the world, up here in Kaer Morhen, which she should have expected based on the rumors in Tretogor. She could not have expected that she might like that.
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- Part 1 of With Longing Eyes - Series
Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
13 Dec 2025