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    here i am coming, with the good news of me, and you hate it by

    Fandoms: Naruto, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    04 May 2022

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    “Well now, this is interesting,” Orochimaru says. He examines his hands, twisting them back and forth.

    “This is humiliating,” Kakashi snaps, voice much higher than it should be. “At least you’re still an adult.”

    Orochimaru laughs.

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    Orochimaru and Kakashi are transported to Tatooine via faulty fuinjutsu. They both lose about twenty years in the process, and Kakashi is much more upset about this than Orochimaru.

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    step by agonizing step by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    30 Apr 2025

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    A super soldier and a serial killer walk into a bar.

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    The body aches. It takes the Soldier two laps of the city and seven circles around the neighborhood he’s picked before he recognizes the feeling. It’s been so long since he thought of himself in something other than the abstract.

    The body aches. No, he thinks slowly, like old machinery whirring back to life. His body aches.

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    Believe Me When I Say I Carry All My Sins by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    01 Aug 2025

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    Sakura dies alone in the woods, and then her day gets worse.

    (badass Sakura from darkest timeline ends up in an okayish timeline and proceeds to beat the shit out of anybody who tries to mess with her village)

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    From perfect grief there need not be (--Wisdom or even memory:) by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Naruto  

    08 Mar 2022

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    About a week into his desolate spiral into worthlessness, Peter has to at least acknowledge that Dr Strange has either fucked the spell up, or there was a massive disconnect between what Peter understood would happen and what did happen.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Rules of Engagement by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

    16 Feb 2024

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    Sakura could do this. She was a shinobi of Konoha, a brave kunoichi. She could do this. It would be fine. Perfectly fine.

    She took a deep breath and said in the most normal tone she could muster, "My parents wanted me to invite the three of you to dinner tomorrow night." It still came out a little bit strangled.

    In front of her, Sensei grew very still.

    "Oh," he finally managed.

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    The Harunos are eager to meet their daughter’s new genin team. Sakura isn’t sure that’s a good idea. Kakashi scrambles to groom his feral-raccoon students into something that won’t send Sakura’s parents running for the hills. Naruto and Sasuke are trying…someone’s best, that’s for sure.

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