Ill_fitting
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- Original Work (1)
- Batman - All Media Types (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
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//It all going well went well when your wife cloned herself and texted you it was a success but now that you’re home, both of them tell you they’re the real one.// <-prompt. I can't remember where it came from!
This story is just a super cute blurb about love in a really strange relationship lol
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 573
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 19
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What it says on the box.
Tim and Jason have finally moved in together, and after a day of sex, Tim isn't sure he'll have the energy to do his work if they go again. Cue, Jason offering to cover for him AND fuck him to sleep. It's what good boyfriends are for ;)
Very sweet and cute. Normally Tim would be a lot more sassy, but he's mostly just tired.
Series
- Part 2 of Jason/Tim
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Welcome to Being a Main Character by Ill_fitting
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
27 Dec 2021
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Ranboo doesn’t recognize where he is, but he’s in danger. Running from something, he teleports directly into Techno and Phil’s hotel room.
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- Words:
- 1,400
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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think pink by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
14 May 2025
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"So, uh . . ." Kon says, skeptically eyeing the softly glowing rock in his hand. Metallo, like, threw it at his head. He has no idea why. "Is this supposed to do something or . . . ?"
"It's pink," Kara says leerily, staying very firmly back.
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What We Want by Sophie_The_Witch
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
19 Jul 2025
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Another lonely birthday, another empty year. You miss your family. You're late for your bills and rent, and even then, you got robbed last Tuesday.
Still, you buy yourself a cupcake, because you need it. I mean, hey. What's dessert for if not to get over cheating boyfriends and dead relatives?
As you blow out the candle, watching the clock switch from 11:59 pm to midnight of the next day, you make a wish.
And because the world doesn't like to make much sense, it comes true. Your life is suddenly flipped on a dime, and you're stuck trying to catch up with it. Fantasy becomes reality. You're a Wayne now, apparently. Or you used to be. You're loved, you're rich, you're talented and powerful.
Well, sort of. Careful what you wish for, right?
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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Astarion hadn’t looked away from her since breaking from her grasp, and he remained, carved from stone, unbreathing, undead. Her hand didn’t hold him—he could pull away, but she knew he wouldn’t. “Astarion,” she whispered. She could say his name every moment of every day, bewitched by the way it rolled off her tongue. “Let me take care of you. Isn’t it easier, not to think all the time?”
The pain and anger had leached from his face, leaving behind only the man, beautiful, vulnerable, solemn, hungry, and so, so tired. Her hand crept up, long, elegant fingers curving around his chin, her thumb resting delicately on his lips, gentle enough to part them, and she stroked, feather-light, his lip soft beneath her. “One last time,” she whispered, as entranced by him as he was by her. “Invite me in. Have dinner with me.”
An exploration of an older, selfish, and experienced Tav, defined by her quest for power and need for control—and Astarion, who might have bitten off more than he can chew. Has he found a powerful ally against Cazador, or merely exchanged one master for another?
Plenty of smut, plot, tension, and a budding mystery. Now in Act 3!
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- Part 1 of Tavortheylinith
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If You Give a Bat a Burger by Cielle_Noire
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
09 Nov 2025
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Strange things are going on in Gotham: A series of crimes linked only by a sentence uttered. A drug that no one seems to be selling, but lots of people are taking. An old enemy reborn, or someone pretending to be him. Graffiti that can't be photographed by normal means. Bartenders disappearing without a trace. John Constantine is also there.
Danny wants nothing to do with any of it. He just wants to sell burgers and survive. Actually, he'd like to go home again, but since that isn't possible, he'll stick with burgers.
Gotham's vigilante's have other plans.
This is why Danny doesn't do favors.
Series
- Part 1 of Batburger AU